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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kind of nuts that the NYT described Hegseth as trying to “bar transgender people“ when he said “no tr*nnies”. If he said ”no fags”, they‘d almost certainly called out him using an LGBTQ slur.

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

still mad about getting ejected from the Last Ditch Bar huh

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m saying this as someone who grew up in OC — Irvine residents should be excluded from any convo about urban planning

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Finally, the book we need: what if our jobs depended on pretending that harry potter houses are Real

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

*bar where I’m an irregular* I’ll have the unusual

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I think this is irresponsible. When you “invest“ in the stock market you are just giving money to shitty corporations who go bankrupt and pass your money to banks to pay off their debts. When I “lose” money gambling it goes to my fellow sports enthusiasts. it’s not at all equivalent

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I think that’s why the gain-of-function turn was such a coup for them. The Dr Jekyll (this new tech no one ever cared about might have risks and I have reasonable concerns despite existing guardrails) to the Mr Hyde (China is trying to poison the world)

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I feel like. There’s a million better names they could have come up with

The current investigation concerns alleged share-swapping deals — known as “cum-cum transactions” and designed to avoid paying dividend tax — carried out by Postbank, according to two people familiar with the matter. Deutsche Bank did not begin

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

oh ORSON was the third man????

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

you know I thought that as well, but then a few weeks ago I saw an excellent documentary called The Third Man

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

one of the few ways that the Tucker/MTG stuff is actually instructive is realizing that they’re not really leaving the GOP, they’re just driving news stories until the party re-resembles their personal priorities

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

it's a shame that "The End of History and the Beginning of Something Much More Stupid" couldn't have fit on the cover

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

yes. you would. you're right

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

we dont know that for sure ATM nicky. there could be a Death of Stalin situation ongoing rn

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max graves (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

need that cobra verde in my cave of forgotten dreams. sorry

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

and that's why he got my vote 🗳️🇮🇹

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

what about the old dogs senior friends sanctuary... are those dogs still kicking?

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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

And the Citibank thing too right? I knew someone who used to work for the city council who said she's banned from every branch due to various legal threats she made in connection with her divorce.

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

did you finally get in touch with Chase Infiniti

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

alcoholic bread truck driver and gas station manager (robbed by father)

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

sorry there's no better time to share my favorite Onion graphic about the most used words from Obama's 2015 SOTU. "Down, Bo!" is a top 3 Obama memory

Satirical word cloud purporting to be the most used phrases from Barack Obama's 2015 State of the Union address. Largest phrases include "Everything is perfect", "Please applaud now", and "My third term".

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Once again the hindustan times proves to be the paper of record

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

from a Gawker article where they put out an open call for conspiracy theories about Scalia's death. I choose to believe

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Contrapoints had a pretty good take down of this argument in her JKR/Free Press video. What they want leftists to acknowledge is that "women should not have bodily autonomy" but when you try to push back, they pretending all they meant was "sex exists in society". It's maddening

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

dril has once again been suspended by Bluesky moderation, this time for his actions while employed at the Betsy Ross museum

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Has anyone referred to what Punxsutawney Phil is doing as “groundhaugury”

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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Who's the official cig sponsor for the upcoming LA games

Let's win the games again marathon the official cigarette of the 1984 Olympics

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

thank you for your attention to this matter

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Empty netter? I just met her!

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

kind of insulting that Microsoft rolled out "Copilot". When we all know that Jesus Christ is our Copilot, and we're cruising for pussy

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

sorry yeah i was on the train behind that one. that's why i was late to St. Dymphna's

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Alex H @somepunintended.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

In order for Boots Riley to do the play justice, he can only show the movie one (1) time to a group of actors who will be tasked with recreating it

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