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Somari θΔ

@somari8591.bsky.social
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🔞 I'm that one idiot that yelled about Sonic and Xenoblade on some app in hospice. NSFW Retweets No Minors Allowed!!! Proud member of the mafia! twitch.tv/eclissimafia PFP by @CyanHyprPsychic.bsky.social

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🔞 Atherol [artfucker] @atherol.bsky.social · 12h
boo get haunted idiot
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 16h
I don't think companies realize this yet but going "complete AI game development" isn't giving "the future" it's giving "we're broke." Like y'all just don't want to pay wages.
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 2h
I genuinely don't know how to answer this because this series is written by the same writers to this day idk how this happens
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 2h
People only really give a shit because they represent the shift towards emphasizing the paper visuals as a Gimmick™. It's not even a bad visual style even if I prefer the puppet animation of ttyd/super, but because it's in "bad games" it just is bad to people now.
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 2h
I think it's interesting how the direction Paper Mario took with its writing tarnished a genuinely decent and okay visual direction all because of the content it's associated with. If Paper Mario stayed on course after TTYD I guarantee you no one would mind the outlines.
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 2h
Idk but like can I have fun with them
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PCH⛧DMN @pchdmn.bsky.social · 6h
drawing goji ghain, is this even a gengar even
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 3h
I had such an absurdly positive rush of emotions when Tomodachi Life confirmed gay and transgender people and this is still the best summation of how I felt in that moment
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Charlotte 💌 @tinykong.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
NINTENDO YOU DOG YOU DID IT YOU ACTUALLY DID YOURE WOKE I CAN SEE IT
vegeta congratulating goku on his super saiyan transformation goku looking back at vegeta with a confident smirk
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 3h
OH WAIT YOU MEANT THE WEIRD TALL SONIC WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT CYBERNETIC JUNK I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS THING
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 3h
This reply is killing me because it implies that Android Sonic is gonna have a Jonesey outfit on
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 3h
I'm still so relieved at no Fortnite in Crossworlds dude I thought it was guranteed
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Cherry @cherrypillowz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
it's okay, *she* just wasn't especially cut out to be a trainer anyway
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 3h
I have such low standards for Disney I fully expect disgusting ai upscales like James Cameron's "remasters"
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 4h
Can you tell I'm bored and obsessed with mediocre music streaming apps.
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 5h
And it's not even like this is some mod proposed as TRUE IMPROVED PAPER MARIO AS THE DEVELOPERS INTENDED it's literally just "hey I wanted to study n64 texture packs and the modern paper Mario art style to make this new thing" and everyone is MAD
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jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 13h
i hate all this cockwatching that happens for art now. this movie is a giant flop at the box office, this game only has this many players!! are you a stock broker or a human with a pulse and a heart?? DID YOU LIKE IT OR NOT??? GOD DAMN
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 5h
It's really funny to me how deathly sex repellent Paper Mario fans are compared to the mainline branch, they're ripping the limbs off of some guy's texture pack of Paper Mario 64 bc it makes the game look like Color Splash but they're not saying a damn word about the TTYD conversion they're making.
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 7h
Somewhere out there is a Bananza hater who is popping tf off at piss yellow buff Odyssey Mario doing the exact same rock chunk gimmick as Donkey Kong
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Clement @clementj64.bsky.social · 6h
I would think shutting the game down to be a cheaper solution but hey.
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Trace 💙 @maynguenebanana.bsky.social · 21h
Crazy how for the longest time people (including myself) based their JP styled artwork off of poor scans like the pic on the left, when in reality SEGA wasn't talking out their ass making Classic a light blue
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 7h
Don't you wanna get your hands on bitches galore?
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 8h
Uuu, let's play a game! #deltarune
Lineless art of Aqua from DELTARUNE. Aqua is a humanized flower with blue skin, a single sharp tooth, and messy, short black hair covering her eyes, wearing an outfit consisting of a red bow, a blue dress with very long sleeves and a red collar, and red boots. She is posed as if doing a silly ballerina twirl, looking at the camera with an open smile revealing her tooth. All around Aqua are nine blue knives, revolved in the shape of a flower's petals. The background is a solid, dark blue.
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boooona booo @grublet.bsky.social · 19h
two chibi ladies looking at each other going ":3" lit from behind by a low sun with moss growing on them with a caption saying "100 years ago they both talked at the same time and are now waiting politely for the other one to continue"
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Chai on the Ritts @ritts.bsky.social · 12h
"No fence could hold ME back." some random green sheep gal. toooootally unrelated to the kiwi bank sheep named Buck. yep. drawn live, video for it out soon.
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 8h
I don't get too weepy over celebrity deaths but I genuinely can't handle Brian's account of wondering when they could have lunch. I hate that such a kind man has to suffer with that lingering regret. RIP RJ Mitte.
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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 20h
don’t know how true the specifics of it are but the idea of “right wing political traffic falls off a cliff after ukraine exploded a bunch of data centres in russia” is funny enough to believe without critical thought
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cough. paypal.me/somari8591 cash.app/$catsandstar... ko-fi.com/somari8591
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Support Mari !
Support Mari !
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They say if you give a pretty woman money she'll show you her body
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BreezieBunny @breeziebunny.bsky.social · 12h
Everybody in chikn nuggit is fucking on the dl but they can’t air those episodes
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Eclissi Mafia @eclissi-mafia.bsky.social · 16h
More Mega Man X6! Oh boy! I definitely DONT wanna kill myself! Yayyyy!!!!! www.twitch.tv/eclissimafia
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Zero with Red Helmet
ALT: Zero with Red Helmet
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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 17h
post-golden age Tom and Jerry is like if every Looney Tunes project after the theatrical shorts was this
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Lelly🎃 @lune-redd.bsky.social · 17h
yume
A colored sketch of Madotsuki from Yume Nikki
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
gay notification
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They only want you to think that so nothing ever improves.
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fortnite burger
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biko🔞 (COMMS OPEN!!!) @bikos-cool-zone.neocities.org · 12/10/2026
havent drawn petra in a while so uhhh
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Sinian🔞 @slightlysinian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
move along
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Kipnitt @kipnitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Scolipede babe at the beach~
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Listen This Star's Pretty Basic I Don't Really Have a Quirky Little Name For it if I'm Being Real
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CakebatterBossmonster 🔞 @cakebattergoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
doodled the cloud waifu (repost b/c resolution) used a reference for proportions/shading #furry #nsfw
Elnina looking wide-eyed with giant, shiny boobs
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's actually so unfair this gets me so excited to select a classic sonic game to play it's too fucking good I wish it got remixed 😭😭😭
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Connie Sixtyfourus @connorsixtyfourus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
man i wish this game’s OST got used in more stuff, afaik this main theme alone was only referenced in Sonic Generations’ online menu Stuff like Origins rlly could have used some of this youtu.be/VCHxMu7HRDo
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Sonic Mega Collection Game Manuals Theme
YouTube video by SonicMusicForever
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🧪🧫💉 @mochiitiger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sonic Heroes got me into Sonic but the Mega Collection theme threw its arms around me in an embrace and told me that Sonic shit was forever. I wish it got more recognition.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
these fake as shit Mario Titans leaks are made even funnier when you consider the non-0% chance that some Nintendo YouTuber is out there and thinks this is the coolest looking game ever and wishes that it's real
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AutomaticGiraffe @autogiraffe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Choom Moon 34/100
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Voris Dog @voriswolf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
CW: null, rubbing, sex??? dude I'm such a freak for these Big walk creatures like no bits is not gonna stop them for rubbing on each other and that is really hot
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Somari θΔ @somari8591.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sega needs to do more club chaos events because this one is just filtering out the most random individuals and their low tolerance for conversations on POC. Just saw one of them try to explain what a microaggression REALLY is to a afrolatina trans woman 😭😭😭
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