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joel

@solipschisms.bsky.social
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he/him | 🎮 📚 💪 | anime 🌺 D20 🎲 NADDPOD | MN leftist, sober. empathetic to a fault

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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
trump ramping up the Minneapolis rhetoric again has me sick. our Somali neighbors deserve so much better
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
baby back ribs are just vertebrae
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sometimes my medical terminology class is literally: mono means one and rail means rail
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 08/10/2026
Habatta Big Star na choobah Stephen Malkmus bagundi, Sloobo baglondu Van Der Graaf Generator
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bsky break time again, love yourself x 1000
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this country is just surveillance and domination and death worship and the strangulation of curiosity and hope. loud evil
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sadness. it’s still go lynx. liv needs a phoenix down but she will mature and the game is hers if she wants it. go valkyries i guess
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lynx are making me genuinely sad. Need Phee to give everything in the 2nd cuz this would be a whisper of a finish for her time with the team and that is inconceivable
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
first up for classes is medical terminology, an old fav I took forever ago. so easy to ignore the horrors when you’re learning every suffix meaning “of or pertaining to”
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and I do
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Over The Garden Wall: Horse Wants to Steal
Alt: that lovable horse from Over the Garden Wall, reminding us he wants to steal
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
signed up for pharmacy tech classes. I am now your pusha man
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lina khan a nation turns its lonely eyes to you
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naddpod.bsky.social @naddpod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's the only thing better than this gorgeous @jmarshallsmith.bsky.social poster made for our Sept. 30th London Live Show? How about the fact that we just opened up a few NEW SEATS? Grab yours now before it's too late! naddpod.com/live
A crowded fantasy marketplace. A halfling boy and a mushroom-covered elf buy potions, while goblins attempt to steal from their halfling friend. Nearby, a bulky human arm wrestles a bullywug.
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you're a 99% invisible subscriber you can listen to my episode in the "100 objects that made america" series today. it's a history of the sobriety chip, AA and its connection to the failures of prohibition and americans' love of a religion, and figuring out my own california sobriety :-)
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lat pulldown PR 😤
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the haunting choir doesnt hurt either
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
maybe it’s the death of innocence motifs, maybe it’s the fall of All Things, but this anime is pure autumn to me
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
shin 👏 sekai 👏 yori
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
aw damn Duncan Sheik. Spring Awakening taught me the language of angst before I knew what I was feeling.
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
speak up and frequently for your trans friends cuz the quiet part has never been louder
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
stone cold Steve Austin meets gopher from Winnie the Pooh
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
deload week aka constant anxiety all my progress will go away if I rest my muscles for any time week
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NO! I can’t! Of course not! Fuck you think this is? Coming online with an underbelly made of chum is the unforced error of rubes and chumps. Don’t get got.
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wow just heard sufjan Stevens is coming to Fortnite
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
justin Jefferson is good for the soul man
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
logging on, yippee
a pica with a mouthful of greens jumping in midairpics with mouthful of greens jumping jumping
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
legs so long I change zip codes when I squat
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
mhm
myself, seated at the gym
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
2 depressed 2 incurious
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
nothing feels like anything anymore
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Little Business Man On My Shoulder
A crude drawing of a little man in a suit sitting on an even more crudely drawn person's shoulder.
Caption text says "the angel and devil on my shoulder have been replaced by an incredibly dull businessman. 
All he does is drone on and on about 'quarterly earnings' and 'diversifying portfolios and 'maximizing potential revenue streams' and invite me to happy hours where he threatens to do karaoke.
He says he can do a mean rendition of 'Dancing On My Own' by Robyn.
I don't think he can."
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
about to improve my mood with exercise god fucking damn it
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the legend of Zelda: port of call New Orleans
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ex texted me at 5 am this morning after one and a half years. hmm,,, the way to process this is…hmmm
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
push day, weights go away from body, all that is expected of me, fin.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
took the time to get dumbbell chest press form right and am working back to heavy, feels great
two 50 lb dumbbells, 1 pair of shoes attached to legs and billowy shorts
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stephen Curry
@StephenCurry30
Really liked Hot Tub Time
Machine...crazy storyline but you'll def laugh...watching a little family guy now. Just comedy 24/7
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🌟 well, now I’ve done it—made New Yorker magazine.. a whale of a cartoon! 🐳 a wonderful part of the celebrations for the 50th anniversary of my Singable Songs album. 🎉
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
stopping this is the only thing that really matters isn’t it? you chain a soul and it dies. my god
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
gym crush smiled at me too what vibes am I putting out
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lat pulldown max just shot up today, claw grip is the truth man
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I pray at the altar of endorphin and for my fealty am awarded DOMS
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gonna go push and pull things with my body because I am a Simple Machine
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this drunk nation of nostalgia and grievance hurtling towards nothingness. “oh give us the past that we might never have to care for the future”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A man is caught between closing spike walls. He says "oh boy, this is bad." He thinks hard and says "I'll have to use all my media literacy skills to get out of this one." He intensely ponders as the walls close in. The walls close in to the point where the spikes are poking him. He ponders still.
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joel @solipschisms.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
nothing in my head works right
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