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pronouncing "testicles" like an ancient greek name account run by psymar@unstable.systems sidhe/fae

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Paleontology update: Scientists have determined that dinosaurs were pretty fuckin' rad, actually
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Steve with a Q @stevewithaq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They broke up. The bassist fried his equipment, the guitarist was shredded, the lead singer got totally mashed, and the drummer had a huge chip on his shoulder.
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Tanya (she/her) @tdr26.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would 100% buy a Potatoes of Defiance shirt. Why isn’t there a band named Potatoes of Defiance?
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
watching the geoguessr world championships and I think these guys are doing it wrong it's geoguessr not geoknowr
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Increasingly I think Trump really is an alpha male, but a feline alpha male. By which I mean he's claiming the federal government for his own by pissing all over it.
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm pretty sure Michael the Archangel isn't a saint, saints and angels are two completely separate categories, but I had a similar experience with my birth name
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And if you can't manage being Dolly or Tim -- tough acts to follow -- at least try to be JK Simmons and not the other JK that I won't name.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love cats
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
come the fuck on @ubisoft.com is there no way to contact you???
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@amtrax.bsky.social since you don't have a discord for me to share these sorts of memes in...
"There are 3 types of friends"
Alphinaud, Minfilia: "I hope you're okay"
Papalymo, Y'shtola: "Stop falling down the stairs"
Alisaie, Thancred: "How'd the ground taste?"
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@amtrax.bsky.social Lady E here from twitch, with a meme very tangentially related to today's stream. Unfortunately I have lost the source to time...
A four-panel comic.
1) Mewtwo showing off its "metaltron" armor from the anime.
2) Mew is very wide-eyed and excited seeing Mewtwo's armor, with sparkles around it.
3) Mewtwo digs through some boxes with Mew floating in the background.
4) Mew is wearing an upside-down cardboard box labelled "Gundam"
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@ubisoft.com I'm trying to update the email on my Maniaplanet account. I opened a support ticket back in MARCH. You said you were "escalating" my support ticket in MAY. I have heard nothing in the three months since you "escalated" my support ticket. What is going on?!
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@ubisoft.com I'm trying to update the email on my Maniaplanet account. I opened a support ticket back in MARCH. You said you were "escalating" my support ticket in MAY. I have heard nothing in the three months since you "escalated" my support ticket. What is going on?!
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Drowned, 1991 Nearly hit by truck, c. 1994 Fight with someone twice my size, 1998 Accidentally held both prongs of a plug, c. 2001 Multiple suicide attempts, 2009-2010 Car wreck -> CSF leak, 2010-2015 I am probably forgetting some.
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
free idea: cat-themed horror parody game called "there will be barf"
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
this reminds me of the time I saw a sign saying "Jesus is lord!" that someone had nailed to a wooden post without a *hint* of irony
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
okay but: level 1 druids and rangers get Charm Animal. You don't even need talk to animals because Jimothy understands Common.
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Robespierre, with the top part of a speech bubble pointing down, indicating he is the speaker of the following post.

I realize the French Revolutionary Calendar happened only after Robespierre was executed but I can't find a picture of whoever's fault it actually was.
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A man sets up a line of progresssively larger dominoes.  the smallest, starting domino is labelled "Massachusetts Bay Colony founded by Puritans."  The largest domino is labelled "America has giant underground cheese bunkers".
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
okay but seriously, if I ever start playing again I'm making a mill deck with Archive Trap just so I can say "you activated my trap card
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Per an expert source (Watterson 1993), the world was also black and white back then.
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ich bin ein Berliner🍙
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/07/2026
Offside xkcd.com/3268/
Comic. [chessboard with red dotted line and flag at second line. Highlighted rook is positioned next to King behind the red line.]  [caption] I thought I had checkmate, but I didn’t realize my rook was offside.
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
it has come to my attention that: All Christs Are Bastards (there's only been one, and according to the Bible and thousands of years of Church teachings, his biological parents were never married!)
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
imagine the pope issues a response that simply reads: "lol. lmao."
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Give Us This Day Our Daily Thread" is inspired
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
She's being so big and brave. #art #comic #sphynx #mythicalcreature #kaijufluffsart
NOW, mortal - prepare yourself for the RIDDLE OF THE SPHYNXW-What- Hhhhhhhhhhh WHAT-SNRF- What had FOUR legs- hic - b-but can't- Can't-Sphynx: Give her a second. <3
Adventurer: No no, I get it!
Baby: Ahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
to summarize the Vatican's document: "if you didn't know, go apologize to a priest if you did know, go apologize to a bishop if you were a priest, beg a bishop for mercy, apologize to me, and you're on parole as for the guys in charge, may God have mercy on their souls, because I will not"
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
to be fair to SSPX, *NO ONE* expects the Vatican Inquisition
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
they really did
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this has been my goal for years
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
for once I decided to reply to an unsolicited text before blocking
A text message from an unknown number, asking "For whom do you plan to vote for Senate in November?" and with choices of Republican, Democrat, and Other/Unsure, then "Stop to end"; along with my reply, "What are you a cop".
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Hally @xilrayne.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
SO IT IS WRITTEN!
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@bsky.app Please give us a way to hide other types of media than just violent or porn, preferably with custom labels. I would like to be able to post about the upcoming Deltarune Chapter 5 but not risk spoiling people. the ability to add a "Deltarune Chapter 5 spoilers" content warning would help
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
And then they made out.
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#furryproblems
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@dszymborski.fangraphs.com I just need to point out to someone, because I don't know if anyone has noticed, but the Reds are in last place in the NL Central with a better record than two division leaders in the AL
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A blue box with lit windows, labelled as "POLICE (PUBLIC CALL) BOX" around the top, better known as the TARDIS from Doctor Who, surrounded by a small amount of snow.
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braillecortex.bsky.social @braillecortex.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
OP: www.tumblr.com/hughmunculus...
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💬 199  🔁 31734  ❤️ 52248 · "I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my…
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Nick Daniel (Commissions Open) @p5ych.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
My stupid brain had to make it sexy.
a an aerodynamic wolf girl rendered as an aerodynamic map
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Dognito Hazard @d6016.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
a an aerodynamic wolf rendered as an aerodynamic map
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
My pronouns are badum/tish.
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We Have Always Existed: Transgender History @transgenderhistory.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The 3 genders
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
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TamLin123 @tamlin123.art · 05/03/2026
live kobold reaction
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 28/02/2026
FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
crosspost from my mastodon: Geoguessr is like "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" except you play as Carmen Sandiego "But you aren't being chased by Acme agents" why do you think there's a time limit
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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
crosspost from my mastodon: I commissioned a graphic designer to make this for me, and I hereby give permission to any of my trans friends to use it for any non-commercial fair use parody purposes (if you try to sell it you may get a letter from pro wrestling lawyers)
An image stylized like the logo of the "nWo: new world order" wrestling group from old WCW, except it says "hRt: hormone replacement therapy"
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/01/2026
'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.'
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Rev. Halcyon Daze @facilitatrix.babalon.io · 20/01/2026
The last time a sub told me it had no limits we found a Logitech controller on the seafloor
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Now of course invading Greenland is illegal and unconstitutional *today* but what passing such a motion would do is remove any doubt, particularly for the officers who might receive such an order that they would be committing treason by obeying it.
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