socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Paleontology update: Scientists have determined that dinosaurs were pretty fuckin' rad, actually 000
Reposted by socrates nutsSteve with a Q @stevewithaq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They broke up. The bassist fried his equipment, the guitarist was shredded, the lead singer got totally mashed, and the drummer had a huge chip on his shoulder. 1643
Reposted by socrates nutsTanya (she/her) @tdr26.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I would 100% buy a Potatoes of Defiance shirt. Why isn’t there a band named Potatoes of Defiance? 1232
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026watching the geoguessr world championships and I think these guys are doing it wrong it's geoguessr not geoknowr 000
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Increasingly I think Trump really is an alpha male, but a feline alpha male. By which I mean he's claiming the federal government for his own by pissing all over it. 000
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm pretty sure Michael the Archangel isn't a saint, saints and angels are two completely separate categories, but I had a similar experience with my birth name 010
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026And if you can't manage being Dolly or Tim -- tough acts to follow -- at least try to be JK Simmons and not the other JK that I won't name. 020
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026come the fuck on @ubisoft.com is there no way to contact you??? 010
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026@amtrax.bsky.social since you don't have a discord for me to share these sorts of memes in... 03910
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@amtrax.bsky.social Lady E here from twitch, with a meme very tangentially related to today's stream. Unfortunately I have lost the source to time... 120
Reposted by socrates nutssocrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@ubisoft.com I'm trying to update the email on my Maniaplanet account. I opened a support ticket back in MARCH. You said you were "escalating" my support ticket in MAY. I have heard nothing in the three months since you "escalated" my support ticket. What is going on?! 001
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@ubisoft.com I'm trying to update the email on my Maniaplanet account. I opened a support ticket back in MARCH. You said you were "escalating" my support ticket in MAY. I have heard nothing in the three months since you "escalated" my support ticket. What is going on?! 001
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Drowned, 1991 Nearly hit by truck, c. 1994 Fight with someone twice my size, 1998 Accidentally held both prongs of a plug, c. 2001 Multiple suicide attempts, 2009-2010 Car wreck -> CSF leak, 2010-2015 I am probably forgetting some. 000
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026free idea: cat-themed horror parody game called "there will be barf" 000
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026this reminds me of the time I saw a sign saying "Jesus is lord!" that someone had nailed to a wooden post without a *hint* of irony 110
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026okay but: level 1 druids and rangers get Charm Animal. You don't even need talk to animals because Jimothy understands Common. 000
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026okay but seriously, if I ever start playing again I'm making a mill deck with Archive Trap just so I can say "you activated my trap card 010
Reposted by socrates nutsAlan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Per an expert source (Watterson 1993), the world was also black and white back then. 1291
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026it has come to my attention that: All Christs Are Bastards (there's only been one, and according to the Bible and thousands of years of Church teachings, his biological parents were never married!) 010
Reposted by socrates nutssocrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026imagine the pope issues a response that simply reads: "lol. lmao." 181
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026"Give Us This Day Our Daily Thread" is inspired 000
Reposted by socrates nutsKaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026She's being so big and brave. #art #comic #sphynx #mythicalcreature #kaijufluffsart 10577292603
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026to summarize the Vatican's document: "if you didn't know, go apologize to a priest if you did know, go apologize to a bishop if you were a priest, beg a bishop for mercy, apologize to me, and you're on parole as for the guys in charge, may God have mercy on their souls, because I will not" 110
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026to be fair to SSPX, *NO ONE* expects the Vatican Inquisition 020
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026for once I decided to reply to an unsolicited text before blocking 010
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026@bsky.app Please give us a way to hide other types of media than just violent or porn, preferably with custom labels. I would like to be able to post about the upcoming Deltarune Chapter 5 but not risk spoiling people. the ability to add a "Deltarune Chapter 5 spoilers" content warning would help 000
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 08/05/2026@dszymborski.fangraphs.com I just need to point out to someone, because I don't know if anyone has noticed, but the Reds are in last place in the NL Central with a better record than two division leaders in the AL 291
Reposted by socrates nutsbraillecortex.bsky.social @braillecortex.bsky.social · 21/03/2026OP: www.tumblr.com/hughmunculus...tumblr.comPost by @hughmunculus · 2 images💬 199 🔁 31734 ❤️ 52248 · "I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my… 0333
Reposted by socrates nutsNick Daniel (Commissions Open) @p5ych.bsky.social · 01/12/2025My stupid brain had to make it sexy. 4417101
Reposted by socrates nutsDognito Hazard @d6016.bsky.social · 01/12/2025my stupid stupid brain had to draw this 5485602912
Reposted by socrates nutsAl Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026My pronouns are badum/tish. 42919
Reposted by socrates nutsWe Have Always Existed: Transgender History @transgenderhistory.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The 3 genders 144134313433
Reposted by socrates nutsPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 28/02/2026FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL 4953401381
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 10/02/2026crosspost from my mastodon: Geoguessr is like "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" except you play as Carmen Sandiego "But you aren't being chased by Acme agents" why do you think there's a time limit 000
socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 10/02/2026crosspost from my mastodon: I commissioned a graphic designer to make this for me, and I hereby give permission to any of my trans friends to use it for any non-commercial fair use parody purposes (if you try to sell it you may get a letter from pro wrestling lawyers) 010
Reposted by socrates nutss. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/01/2026'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.' 1641231403
Reposted by socrates nutsRev. Halcyon Daze @facilitatrix.babalon.io · 20/01/2026The last time a sub told me it had no limits we found a Logitech controller on the seafloor 03412
Reposted by socrates nuts"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Now of course invading Greenland is illegal and unconstitutional *today* but what passing such a motion would do is remove any doubt, particularly for the officers who might receive such an order that they would be committing treason by obeying it. 832732