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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 3h

"warrior" is kinda radical.

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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 8h

I feel ya🤔...

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 5h

Everyone is 12 and nobody understood any scifi films

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Say what you like about capitalism, but if I invented a fictional world where *this* was an investment pitch, you'd all stop reading and 0-star my book for a ridiculous plot hole.

Anthropic warns of existential risks to humanity in IPO prospectus
Claude maker lost $8bn last year

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oakeshott and her "perfectly reasonable questions" again. Desperate to ask "WHAT'S THEIR SKIN COLOUR? THEIR RELIGION? ANSWER ME!"

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How does anyone implementing this cruelty sleep at night? The judges, the court bailiffs, the cops... 😥

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thanks for the mention. Remember, Frankenstein is the scientist. Vance is the monster. 🤣

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"How odd. I and my fellow journalists have been imprisoned. This is unprecedented..." Lipton one day, probably. Do better, @nytimes.com

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stoked to get an invite to this conference. I'm particularly excited by the use of highlighting and bold in the email.

Hi,
Hope you’re doing well.

We'd like to inform you that T3 EXPO 2026 – Truck, Tyre & Trailer, taking place October 22 – 24, 2026, at Piacenza Expo, Via Tirotti 11, Fraz. Le Mose, Piacenza, Emilia-Romagna, Italy, has a pre-registered attendee base of 3,825 professionals from across the truck, tyre, trailer, commercial vehicle, transportation, logistics, automotive, and related industries.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm shook I tell you. It's always the ones you most expect.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey Graze, this new packaging doesn't help me when I throw my snack bars in my snack tin. Which is which? Graze roulette?

Photo of two boxes of snack bars from Graze.
Blue box labelled Lemon Blueberry Oat Boosts. Red box labelled Cherry Bakewell Oat Boosts. On top of each is an identical plain green wrapper contain the snack bar.

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James Woodfield @jameswoodfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yes, and I reckon it’s also a good thing if people who are happy to see our children poisoned are now self-deporting.

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Personally, I’d rather have healthy kids than mollycoddled millionaires

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"I'm 93 but I'm going to hang on until someone who hates the same people as me can take over"

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Claude, make me a meme that personifies "zero fucks given"

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today in Leopards eating Faces news....

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Morning, friends. Remember, you don't owe anybody on the internet a damn thing, and if they talk to you like this, they deserve even less. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Peace out. I go read books now. ✌️

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Danny Tommo committed a serious crime under the Aviation and Maritime Security Act 1990 here, if I'm not mistaken. Maximum penalty is life in prison. Bring it on.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I can't think of any way this might backfire. Nope.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Today in unsurprising news from the manosphere...

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hey #EdSheeran, don't threaten us with a good time.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ed Sheeran showed no emotion as he conveyed predictable and trite messages that used a lot of words to say nothing of consequence. This continued for 2.5 hours, after he had spoken briefly about Palestine. #EdSheeran #FreePalestine

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Most Germans weren't Nazis They stayed quiet to keep their jobs, their safety, and their comfortable lives. That silence was the oxygen fascism needed to take root. By the time the horrors were undeniable, the trap had already snapped shut, and resistance meant certain death.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Spending the morning listening to Macklemore. Why didn't you tell me about him earlier? ❤️

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wait, I missed the bit where the pro-genocide performer was cancelled. I thought it was the pro-kids-living guy.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well, there's a new experience. Seeing footage if Ed Sheeran and wishing he'd sing.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran announces a concert in Gaza to apologize for his pro genocide stance. A Palestinian spokesperson responded, "Haven't we suffered enough?" #EdSheeran #FreePalestine

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kids going off to college, aka BLÅHAJ moving in day. #Blahaj #BLÅHAJ IYKYK

The boot / trunk of my car. A soft toy called BLÅHAJ - blaw haj - is sitting in a blue IKEA shopping bag ready to go.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

300 people, mostly families and elderly folk (one was 92) were evacuated from an inferno started deliberately by racist terrorists yesterday and... crickets from the British press and politicians. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Fire Folkestone's Grand Burstin Hotel treated as suspicious

About 280 people were evacuated from the premises at Folkestone's Grand Burstin Hotel.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today in "torment nexus" news...

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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“If you are neutral in times of great moral crisis, then you have chosen the side of the oppressor.”

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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270...

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You understood every word. I'm not buying your ignorance. Trans women have been using women's spaces for decades, and nobody cared until the rise of the far right, and their need for wedge issues as Trojan horses to reverse hard-won victories for women's and minority rights.

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"I want my country back ..." ... back from the Reform UK domestic abusers pretending to care about protecting women & girls, back from the attackers of RNLI volunteers, back from the abusers of non-white NHS heroes, back from MPs paid to make the super-rich even richer meme via We Demand UK

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I just wanted to share this reader's letter and excellent response from @theguardian.com. In a world full of snake-oil peddlers selling fake certainty, Eleanor Gordon-Smith sits with hardship, embraces nuance and still offers hope and clarity. It's a great read. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

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I’m nearly 30, a virgin and feel lonely. The manosphere is trying to draw me in – where else can I seek assurance? | Leading questions

The manosphere says this type of suffering is targeted neglect, writes advice columnist Eleanor Gordon-Smith. But your suffering gives you the ability to make your part of the world better.

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One of the things I love* about #Microsoft is the way it expires your credentials silently while you're working, say, in a Teams meeting or editing a file from SharePoint. That's pretty cool**. *hate **insane

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This whole thread has me absolutely in bits. Truly ROFL. I'm laughing so hard I'm now scaring the kids in this pet store.

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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Don't know who made this. But we love you for making it ❤️

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