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@socratesnuts.bsky.social

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pronouncing "testicles" like an ancient greek name account run by psymar@unstable.systems sidhe/fae

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Since you asked on stream:

Red-headed catboy G'raha Tia attempts to eat a cheeseburger about the size of his head.

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

@amtrax.bsky.social since you don't have a discord for me to share these sorts of memes in...

"There are 3 types of friends"
Alphinaud, Minfilia: "I hope you're okay"
Papalymo, Y'shtola: "Stop falling down the stairs"
Alisaie, Thancred: "How'd the ground taste?"

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A graph titled "the history of left-handedness", showing the rate of left-handedness among Americans by year of birth. It hovers around 4% until about 1920, then starts increasing, reaching a max of 12% around 1960 and staying there, as it became more acceptable to be left handed and less acceptable for teachers to physically punish students for writing with their left hand.

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

@amtrax.bsky.social Lady E here from twitch, with a meme very tangentially related to today's stream. Unfortunately I have lost the source to time...

A four-panel comic.
1) Mewtwo showing off its "metaltron" armor from the anime.
2) Mew is very wide-eyed and excited seeing Mewtwo's armor, with sparkles around it.
3) Mewtwo digs through some boxes with Mew floating in the background.
4) Mew is wearing an upside-down cardboard box labelled "Gundam"

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Robespierre, with the top part of a speech bubble pointing down, indicating he is the speaker of the following post.

I realize the French Revolutionary Calendar happened only after Robespierre was executed but I can't find a picture of whoever's fault it actually was.

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

A man sets up a line of progresssively larger dominoes. the smallest, starting domino is labelled "Massachusetts Bay Colony founded by Puritans." The largest domino is labelled "America has giant underground cheese bunkers".

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

A Magic the Gathering card titled "One with Nothing". the art depicts some weird energy orbs leaving the brain of a bald man with a white fu manchu and beard. it's an instant, costs one black mana, and the effect is "Discard your hand." The flavor text is "When nothing remains, everything is equally possible."

It is not a good card.

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

a pair of comments by tumblr user theinfiknight:
"Hang on I gotta google something real quick"
"Ok this is funny"

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

for once I decided to reply to an unsolicited text before blocking

A text message from an unknown number, asking "For whom do you plan to vote for Senate in November?" and with choices of Republican, Democrat, and Other/Unsure, then "Stop to end"; along with my reply, "What are you a cop".

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

mad about the lack of ways to hide this not actually graphic but cw Undertale Spoilers

a picture of Toby Fox holding maracas next to the phrases "But it refused." and "Determination"

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

which is why I keep this on my hard drive

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

A blue box with lit windows, labelled as "POLICE (PUBLIC CALL) BOX" around the top, better known as the TARDIS from Doctor Who, surrounded by a small amount of snow.

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

if anyone sees this post who wants alt-text I'm happy to describe the images later, right now, I am too tired

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

not so much into clown girls myself, but *jesters*...

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

crosspost from my mastodon: I commissioned a graphic designer to make this for me, and I hereby give permission to any of my trans friends to use it for any non-commercial fair use parody purposes (if you try to sell it you may get a letter from pro wrestling lawyers)

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

@colin-ryan.bsky.social You've probably seen this comic... but I want to do my part to make sure.

A 4-panel comic with Alphinaud, Wind-Up Alphinaud, and Estinien.
First panel: Alphinaud says "I, well, he's slain primals before, right. and the lady Ysayle is with him...". second panel nothing happens. third panel wind-up alphinaud trips and falls. fourth panel: Alphinaud says "Do you think he's doing fi--" and Estinien replies: "You're asking after the health of someone who jumped off a 500 yalm cliff while being, you know, not me, because, and I quote, 'If you think I'm going the safe yet uselessly long way around to get this last aether current, you're perfectly sane, but also, wrong.' (in bold) He'll be fine."

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

@rjcurren.bsky.social I just need you to know that, over in the women's game, we have a successor of sorts to the infamous BRAD/PITT NCAA tournament game coming up later this month:

the Florida Gulf Classic in-season tournament will have a matchup on Nov. 28 of names reading BALL PITT for Ball State and Pittsburgh

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

shitpost from wikipedia, specifically en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...

A picture of a very distant helicopter above part of the Sydney Opera House but most of the Opera House is out of frame. A caption underneath reads "This image of a helicopter over the Sydney Opera House shows neither adequately."

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

New Deltarune ch7 ending spoilers just dropped:

The ending screen of Super Mario Bros., except the name MARIO has been changed to KRIS, Mario's appearance has been altered to look more like that of Kris Deltarune, and the text edited to
THANK YOU HEROES!
YOUR QUEST IS OVER.
WE PRESENT YOU A NEW QUEST.
PUSH BUTTON B
TO SELECT A CHAPTER

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Screenshot from Deltarune, Chapter 2. Ralsei, Kris, and Susie face Queen as the player must choose between "Bosom" and "Perish"; the choice "Bosom" is highlighted

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

The Wizard will now install your software.

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Hilda, from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

@nmsni.co.uk A friend shared this, which reminded me of having once heard about ceefax, I started googling and I wound up on your site. I think you might appreciate the meme

A mock CEEFAX screen showing a pixellated graphic of a fox with its ears pinned back, and the text FUCKEN WIMDY

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socrates nuts @socratesnuts.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I don't even really know you but someone linked your art in a discord and you seem cool so have a recent pic of my cat being maybe the most adorable she's ever been

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