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Snortimer

@snortimer.bsky.social
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Ancient, unknowable, connoisseur of puns and occasional writer of terrible smut. Definitely NSFW 🔞 FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer dumpster fire: twitter.com/LewdPigSounds

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Ryo @ryoseihime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People keep finding my og googly eye posts on Twitter so here's the second round of Ozzies I made back in 2023 lol #helluvaboss
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Grievouscollins @grievouscollins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Little birthday commission for @tenshikits.bsky.social , a Canuck I met at LVL Up last year based on one of his Stolitz blurbs he posted. Happy womb eviction day! Art done by @theabbeyroadie.bsky.social #hellaverse #blitzo #stolas #loona #moxxie #millie
IMP at Blitz’s apartment. Moxxie sipping on his coffee minding his own business. Blitz arguing with Stolas about his feathers while Stolas counters with Blitz leaving the seat up. Loona giving Blitz The Look and Millie laughing her ass off. 

Blitz: I fucking told you to look before you sit!  Your wet ass ain’t nothin I have to be sorry for, Sir Sheds A Lot!

Stolas: I cannot help being a bird!  You can put the fucking seat down, you degenerate!
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Nash B. S. @nodnash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
grublin
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no. Acrylic markers are fun... Might have to get good ones once these are empty
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Weasel Gear - AC, ASC, MFF(???) @weaselgear.com · 12/09/2026
Another one we will have ready just barely in time for ASC! I love him. XD
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das brot @ohmybrot.de · 05/09/2026
mysterious for the secret panel check out my instagram
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On one hand I made it to 100 followers today, on the other I learned that it's more like 55-59 and that bluesky doesn't remove bots and spam accounts from that list if you block them. Anyways, thank you guys for liking my doodles enough to follow, guess I should figure out that giveaway thing now
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Ashton " Gay for Monsters " Sanchez @ashtondsanchez.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Riot's been working really hard on his humansona #furry
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cartoon: Because I was chatting with @mookiebean.bsky.social and ideas happen :D Enjoy!
cartoon: three dogs dressed like Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the Spaniel Inquisition!
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Trashcamell 🏳️‍⚧️>>ASC @trashcamell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Teach you to steal my blankets!!!
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Heartbreaking: The hottest NSFW idea ever, that would make you cum so hard you spontaneously achieve enlightenment, is trapped in the mind of an artist too shy to draw or even ever mention it
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PomeloSoul @pomelosoul.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m Gonna Eat You All Up, Every Last Bit~😋🍞💕 #HelluvaBoss‌ #Fizzarolli #Asmodeus
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Andy "Aethan" French @aethan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love them so much.
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アギトング @agitongu.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
寝れなくてロビーでくつろいでいたらハスクが白ブリーフパンモロでココア入れてた… ハスク「おまえさんも眠れねぇのか?ならついでにおまえさんの分のココア入れればよかったな…」
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lycamania ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️ @wolf.moda · 13/08/2026
wuuuurrrrfgh
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記号ネコ🔞 @kigohneko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three Types of Chastity Stocks subscribestar.adult/posts/2624860
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🌾 koepek @koepek.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ok heres my shitty comic
4 panel comic

1st panel: faceless human says to another human "hey so you failed your performance review, so we have to turn you into a dog"
other human: what

2nd panel: same human with collar on "um"

3rd panel: human has tfed into a blue eyed husky

4th panel: husky is joyfully on its back while getting a tummy rub
human off screen: also we need a new office therapy dog, so thats gonna be your new job starting today
husky in thought bubble: ok this is epic
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Nash B. S. @nodnash.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
It's International Wolf Day AND #WerewolfWednesday? Say no more
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✶ 𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 ✶ @seraphictiger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
strip2stripes #nsfw #furry #art #furryart 🐅🫂
 printshop: seraphictiger.com patreon: patreon.com/c/seraphictiger tg channel: t.me/seraphictigerart
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Nash B. S. @nodnash.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Ridiculous
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Purplecider @purplecider.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
did these magma drawings a bit ago the hammer space shorts ripped again
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ZEN tiger @zentiger.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
I'm sure this has been done before but every time I see the original Akira poster, I always imaged it would be perfect for a Biker Mice from Mars style poster.
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Мοnsy (but spooky) @fatfuckcryptid.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
understandable tbh (for @magicalnivy.bsky.social)
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🔸Bazteki🔸BLFC Dealer 404 @bazteki.com · 31/07/2026
An old classic :)
Cartoon of the meme wolf with a sideways muzzle drinking a cup of coffee with said sideways muzzle.
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Twashtail🔞🐁🗑️ @trashtail.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nurture
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i make furry memes on company time
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
also thinking about the time somebody got legitimately angry about this picture
my fox guy being a cryptid and sneaking Parmesan cheese from the fridge at 3AM. done up like a nigthtime trail cam photo. I totally have NEVER done this IRL because I'm absolutely not a cheese fiend
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 25/07/2026
GNOME OPOSSUM www.inaturalist.org/observations...
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Gnome Opossum (Monodelphis saci)
Gnome Opossum from Itaituba - PA, Brasil on March 19, 2012 at 04:16 PM by adrianomaciel
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Nash B. S. @nodnash.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
2011 called and wants its Reddit stereotypes back
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Leaf Dubois -> BLFC @leafdubois.com · 18/07/2026
tfw you get 100 on your sleep score
Red fox sleeping with his mouth wide open. He's sleeping next to a raccoon who is covered in a maroon blanket. The fox is wearing blue boxer shorts and is grabbing a corner of the blanket but is otherwise uncovered. The raccoon is sleeping on the fox's extended arm.
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Duncs @iduncs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ 🫴
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Nebanaka @nebana12.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The King Who Sleeps Alone
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🔞1-800-🅱️RK-ALOT🔞 @angrybarks.club · 06/07/2026
Roleplaying with the homies be like:
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P&R Industries @prindustries.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Survivor (2026) #nsfw #furry
A short comic featuring Will, Fred, and Chuck. The first two panels show Will and Fred, with Fred asking Will if what he did was a "good idea". Will does not respond. In the middle panel, Fred turns to a slightly off-screen Chuck and says, "well, at least you don't seem too chuffed about it." The final panel shows a blushing and excited Chuck, with images of Will's butt floating around him as he remembers them.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So apparently a little sneak peak for season 3 of Helluva Boss dropped today and...
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Ravalska @ravalska.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Spontaneous character development
Rav gives Poro a blow job. Poro likes it aggressively. Rav learns he likes being liked aggressively. Poro likes that too.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Living with a possum can sometimes have unforseen challenges...
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
CW: #incest Happy daddy da-, I mean incest, I mean harder daddy, I mean Father's Day.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I actually managed to draw something for pride this year... Now to vanish into the void again
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Taking 15 minutes to figure out how to do high quality gifs because you couldn't find one with the right energy... Worth it!
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My bear paws decided to do their thing just in time for pride month 💅 Happy Pride, you filthy animals!
Bear paw succulents that just started to turn their claws purple
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 02/06/2026
happy pride monk
varmint yuri
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 23/05/2026
truthfully while the main reason I draw Sister Dot so often is because I like her and she's fun to draw, the secondary reason is because it's always really fun to me when my notifications look like this
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Ruum @ruumlzrd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Dom's guide to stretching: Have a good motivation to do it every morning. #furryart #furrynsfw
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Really looking forward to seeing my dumb, grape flavored, giant cat son again... Time to relearn ff14
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Bill Beagle @billbeagle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
*winks at you noncommittally*
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MORGUES @mxmorgan.com · 31/03/2026
I love and admire coyotes; their tenacity, ability to survive, and adapt has been nothing less than inspirational. They've always been here, and will still be here. PWYW download: ko-fi.com/s/aebfb2915d Tees (50% earnings split between Trans Lifeline+NQTTCH): mxmorgan.threadless.com/designs/future
three coyotes dancing and playing with text that reads "there is a future with you in it" with the trans flag colors.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I just sorted my audiobooks and I might have a hoarding problem... or I'm very well prepared for long drives. Not sure how to spin that yet
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Gotta love how a silly idea for an animation turns into "wait, I need to draw and time how many frames?"
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