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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌

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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 1h
AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT I had an interview with a clinic and i was hired on the spot,bi can finally start working on the field i have been pursuing for so long, i feel FREE There is a snag however, this clinic's pay rate is significantly lower, so im going to expand on commission work soon
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 5h
Since rats are in vogue right now, heres another remake Hmm wonder if theres a pattern to these remakes
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 19h
H orney....,
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to have big, knotted, needlessly detailed rankin-bass hobbit hands
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What do you MEAN i have to drive thru THE silent hill?!
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Speaking of, i just saw the brad pitt dog movie David ayer has done it again And by "it" i mean absolutely nothing Sorry there is no other way to describe it except as a nothing movie And im not just saying this cos im salty that i wanted to see resident evil but watched this instead
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My dog has developed a 100% accuracy rate nutshot when lunging at me, i instinctively shrink when he comes at me, the little shit is my alpha now
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am getting alerts about this Polo fella coming into town and making it wet Should i like groom or...?
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was going to do the movies one but then i realized that im a basic bitch, you know, in case you could not tell from this one
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's workout was the pits (i forgot to wear deodorant)
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was told that they would contact me by end of day if they wanted to extend a job offer i think its safe to assume i didnt make it so its time to drink myself to sleep But not too much cos i got work tomorrow and the day after and the day after and the day after and the day afterand the day after
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My submission for #biceptember
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The recruiter seemed super fidgety and kinda skimmed over my own questions and mentioned that there were other four candidates she needed to interview Im not one to overteact but im going to chug a gallon of antifreeze, slit my wrists, set myself on fire and jump off a cliff into moving trafficbrb
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I GOT AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW I NEED TO ACE THIS SHIT OR ILL FUCKING DIE SWEET MARY MOTHER OF GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE PLEASE LET THIS WORK I CANT TAKE ANOTHER MINUTE HERE ITS POISON TO MY SOUL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Im watchinh some cooking show and the host is honest to god making some sort of salad with sweet mayo and popcorn and calls it midwestern Is that real? Was the recipe hallucinated? This shit bothered me more than it should have
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🤘🏿🏳️‍🌈Kalen Whitfield🏳️‍🌈🤘🏿 @jazlyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And as always, free on Youtube! youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Original Music - YouTube
Vaguely punk-rockish hip hop? I have a mic, an electric guitar, and a MIDI-fighter. Whatever happens happens lol.
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was kinda reminiscing and i think the first ever scary movies i ever saw were silence of the lambs and either pet sematary or poltergeist Wtf were my parents thinking
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Airing the boys out after a long hot day Comm for @emptymags.bsky.social featuring his sona Wayaha
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The noose i have set for myself is already tightening, turns out that Fall tweet i made was not a funny ominous meme but an actual message from the deep I am the king of vagueposting
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For the record i love Halloween and i wish it was a month long federal holiday and fuck christmas very much
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy first day of The Fall
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Youre laughing, theyre taking the hobbits to Isengard and youre laughing
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only negative i see to going to the gym is that im gonna have to start replacing my wardrobe with XL stuff relatively soon
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Im genuinely jealous of people so stupid they dont know theyre stupid, life must be so easy
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Smooth Brain Kitty Winks and Opens Eyes
ALT: Smooth Brain Kitty Winks and Opens Eyes
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Im rereading House of Leaves for Halloween and its extra immersive cos im going "wait i dont remember this part from last time" over and over
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As if i wasnt aggravated enough, Payroll hasnt hit and im like
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Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049
ALT: Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New blorbo reupload Im not married to the fur pattern He is supposed to be a badger too, i dunno if it translates well
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🤘🏿🏳️‍🌈Kalen Whitfield🏳️‍🌈🤘🏿 @jazlyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh lawd he comin😘 www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeVt...
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Punk Ass Pirate Donkey No.1 | Restroom for the Wicked
YouTube video by JazLyte
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wanna go see the resident evil movie but i dont wanna go alone and theres noone to go with 🫥
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wishing all redcaps a very [redacted]
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn, the speed at which i become a nasty, bitter ol' grump when i clock in should be studied
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Hulk Incredible Hulk Transformation
ALT: Hulk Incredible Hulk Transformation
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Remulle @remulle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A Franco!
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
626537816368292x10^17636177172 sexual misconduct charges last 3 months alone
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lalalala using my phone in the office not because of the crippling addiction but to spite the managers and secretly hoping to get caught hee hee hee im so whimsical weeeee! My actions have no consequences aieeeee!
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Cody Soh @codysoh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A very very polite lion 🙏
a lion who is very polite
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why are the youtube polls kinda 🥴 No? Just me?
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you ever catch me interacting or reposting ai slop dont think i endorse that shit, i just have the discerning abilities of a facebook octogeniarian
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today was unusually brutal at work, i am feeling mentally & physically unwell And i dont even have my ciggies on me fml
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Bernie☕️🍂 @bernieburr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Showing off that bear bulk 💪🏾✨
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey bro are you ok? You took a pretty bad tumble there maybe you should hydrate better, maybe get more protein on your diet, here let me give you some of mine
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Im having a manic episode and i have to physically rrstrain myself from grabbing shirts and making them cutoffs please someone send help my arms arent even that big to be showing them off like that
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Majin Vegeta SSJ Power-Up Scene
ALT: Majin Vegeta SSJ Power-Up Scene
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is a big ass wolf spider living in my garage and it doesnt even scurry away from me as quick as it used to, i fear it is realizing that it could take me out if it wanted to
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Im getting a little too silly at work lately, i better find something else like SOON or ill be in the unemployment hole and i dont think ill be able to crawl back out
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got a shirt on the internet that runs smaller than advertised im so annoyed fffffff
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🤘🏿🏳️‍🌈Kalen Whitfield🏳️‍🌈🤘🏿 @jazlyte.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
2 years, hundreds of joints, thousands of furry dollars later we are a week from ASS
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am excited for metroid ravenous since its still mercury steam at the helm and its a direct sequel, but after prime 4, i am going to be very cautious about it (Said he, knowing full well he is not going to play it for at least a year after release or until theres a decent discount on switch 2)
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𝖇 𝖆 𝖉 𝖌 𝖊 𝖗 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 @cave-bear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who was phone
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bird of Prey (Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
Digital painting portraying the Nintendo character Samus Aran, from the Metroid series, as a ravenous creature on top of a totem. 
Samus, a woman wearing a full futuristic space suit with giant round shoulders and an arm canom, crouches on top of a totem while holding a pink flame with a off-putting bird claw shaped hand. Her arm canom on the other hand oozes a yellow substance. She looks at the camera like she has just noticed us.
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