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Snortimer

@snortimer.bsky.social
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Ancient, unknowable, connoisseur of puns and occasional writer of terrible smut. Definitely NSFW 🔞 FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/snortimer dumpster fire: twitter.com/LewdPigSounds

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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
get deflected fool
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no. Acrylic markers are fun... Might have to get good ones once these are empty
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sorry, but this had to be done.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I will fucking increase the fucking thing
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So apparently a little sneak peak for season 3 of Helluva Boss dropped today and...
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Living with a possum can sometimes have unforseen challenges...
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
CW: #incest Happy daddy da-, I mean incest, I mean harder daddy, I mean Father's Day.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This isn't the first time that happened and it won't be the last :p
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I actually managed to draw something for pride this year... Now to vanish into the void again
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Taking 15 minutes to figure out how to do high quality gifs because you couldn't find one with the right energy... Worth it!
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My bear paws decided to do their thing just in time for pride month 💅 Happy Pride, you filthy animals!
Bear paw succulents that just started to turn their claws purple
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Looks like pretty soon I'm supposed to do the thing
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Come one, come all! Papa needs some new trash!
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It was so tempting to just go for a nice, big, juicy version of possum screams at own ass :p
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Starting to wonder if I will manage a whole opossum flavored deck while keeping the cards at least somewhat close to the iconography :p
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Or wheel of misfortune... Depends on if you paid for that or not
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Everything is better with opossum!
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
This is their getting along piercing... doesn't seem to be working just yet
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A certain someone may have impulse bought himself an early birthday present of the kinky, e-stim variety... It is me, I'm the horny guy that wants to zap his sensitive bits. Also why hasn't instant delivery teleportation been invented yet?
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Wo forgot to unplug the pup this time?! More getting familiar with the animation app. It seems bsky really doesn't like the apps gif exports *shrugs*
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
For some reason the gif isn't gif-ing. Hopefully this works
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Guess who bought an animation app and has ideas for things way beyond his (current) skill level!
Screenshot of an animation app with an unfinished sketch of a furry in bondage with a fucking machine
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
There are many reasons to be put in time-out. maybe you got overly excited and need to calm down, maybe master has a date and doesn't want you bothering them, or maybe he's just done with you for today and he doesn't like leaving his toys lying around.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The opossums have commandeered the tray! Do not resist, or you will be screamed at.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Happy Quizznos Coyote day
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
*sniff sniff sniff sniff*
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I might have misread that, so less plowing and more playing with Chuck. He seems to like it though.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I feel like "live laugh love" just isn't cutting it anymore, so I'm upgrading
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Better get a mop...
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Enjoy your Exploding-Sky-Day
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Remember to check your trees for surprise opossums, they bring good luck and lots of screaming
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The quest to make very normal opossum stickers continues.
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
He's sorry he stole your last slice of pizza... He'll do it again though
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Having ideas for perfectly normal opossum themes telegram stickers...
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sorry not sorry
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I will hiss at you
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Say hello to our newest vict- I mean guest. Help him settle in by making him feel welcome!
Image depicts a live stream, featuring a tied up coyote next to a table of various kink items. He watches the stream chat through a TV while the chatters vote for new gear to add to him
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Does this count as hypnovember piece?
An otter kneeling in a glass jail cell stroking a strap-on while his own cock is locked in chastity. He's wearing hypno goggles while a purple gas slowly fills the room
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Pondering my trash
Opossum sitting on a chair, wrapped in a robe pondering a glowing trashcan
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
October status update
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
It's dead Jim...
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
I don't know why but chastity always makes me think about certain things Also, why a possum heads so weird?
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Great start so far... Guess what broke the first night
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Well then...
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
🥾🐶💧 Why is it that I always prefer my sketches over the finished thing to the point I don't even want to continue?
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Snortimer @snortimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
What he doesn't tell you is that the blowjob will only happen once you're securely locked up... You don't mind, do you?
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