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My new year's resolution was to make pizza every day

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Sniep @sniep.net · 18/07/2026
The new "Light Mode" UI on the CDJ-3000X FW 1.40 released yesterday is some half-finished ship-it ass garbage lol. Look at this. It's not even close to done yet.
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Sniep @sniep.net · 18/06/2026
haha when i see places behaving badly re: elevators it means only one thing - time to tag @deviantollam.bsky.social
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
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Sniep @sniep.net · 28/11/2025
obligatory
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Sniep @sniep.net · 26/11/2025
time for bed
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Sniep @sniep.net · 26/11/2025
there should be an excavating / land fill business called Haul-O-Earth with a hollow earth logo and slogan "Sorry we took all the dirt"
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A handy way to remember how to spell the word "mnemonic" is to memorise the phase: many neurotic eunuchs mangle ordinary non-euclidian isometric coordinates
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Sniep @sniep.net · 15/10/2025
in the future of the collapsed state, people engage in lotteries for basic essentials such as food
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Sniep @sniep.net · 09/10/2025
thees ees no so bad, oui?!
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Sniep @sniep.net · 18/09/2025
wendys uses shredded lettuce now? frickin gross
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Sniep @sniep.net · 06/09/2025
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Sniep @sniep.net · 03/08/2025
thanks Barnes & Noble, I guess this begins in August now.
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Sniep @sniep.net · 25/06/2025
If only we had the technology to combine these diverse formats
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
every time i see a discover tab rando run into a joke post like a brick wall i understand more and more why laughtracks used to be in every goddamn TV show no matter how much it sucked
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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Sniep @sniep.net · 01/06/2025
for the love of christ i wish electronics that take usb-c would just come with usb-c cables instead of usb-c-to-usb-a. how the fuck am i supposed to plug in a usb-a cable? i throw them in the bin and now gotta wait for another usb-c cable from anker to show up. stupid. but i guess it saves them $$$.
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Sniep @sniep.net · 16/05/2025
Fact: If your "news" website posts links to bsky/x for articles that require a subscription to read, you're not posting news, you're posting ads
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Sniep @sniep.net · 03/05/2025
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Lowes? This time got a 35 pack of wood screws. It contained 23. Found out after running out. Went back and made sure to count this time the full amount. What a f&@#%^ joke.
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Sniep @sniep.net · 29/04/2025
come by my place in the next 27 minutes for a bass kicking
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I want the Trump administration to go after ActBlue really hard in order to create an existential crisis for Dem electeds
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Sniep @sniep.net · 27/04/2025
love going to Lowe's and finding the exact item i want but it's locked up behind glass and padlock in Our Most Precious Items Jail, and there's nobody working there in the aisle. I'd hate to fight them over a silly tool, Amazon will get it here tomorrow as they say, "Another Loan Lost To DiTech™"
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Sniep @sniep.net · 12/04/2025
Why did Apple just send me a push notification that I have 200 and some odd dollars in my Apple Cash, when I only have $20 in my Apple Cash These scams are getting weirder, I don't even know how I was supposed to fall for this one but the money is not there so they did a poor job
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Sniep @sniep.net · 05/04/2025
previewing tracks off beatport on a pa setup with dual 18"s rocks. way better than headphones.
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Sniep @sniep.net · 04/04/2025
can americans do one of those "vote of no confidence" things ?
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Sniep @sniep.net · 28/03/2025
Did the American Express session login timeout get even SHORTER recently? Like I can't even pay two cards in a row before it logs me out now, it used to be bad but this is getting ridiculous lol @americanexpress.bsky.social #SecurityTheater
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Sniep @sniep.net · 16/03/2025
is siri's "Timer hour and a half" broken for anyone else and setting 3 hours of timer, despite hearing the words right?
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Sniep @sniep.net · 10/02/2025
web. design.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
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Sniep @sniep.net · 10/01/2025
tfw you know the "Top brands" selection is Definitely going to solve your concerns
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Sniep @sniep.net · 01/01/2025
Normal English: Hello "Here's a Quote" Thanks. Apple English: Hello "Here's a Quote "Thanks. Does anyone at apple inc hq notice this? is this how they think it's supposed to be done?
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Sniep @sniep.net · 10/12/2024
I cannot understate how great it is to just give up on home audio and do a PA system, complete with 18" sub. It's everything I've always wanted and more! Where some say overkill, i say headroom, and I'm running under 20% and it's too loud. But at least I get the sensation fo being in a club. A+++++
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Sniep @sniep.net · 08/12/2024
tonight's tv ads: Blue Cross / Blue Shield - We Un-Kick Your Puppy.™
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Sniep @sniep.net · 04/12/2024
"If you don't like your health care CEO, you can kill it" -Back Oboba
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Sniep @sniep.net · 29/11/2024
people say the movie Idiocracy isn't actually coming true in real life but on the other hand there is this
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Sniep @sniep.net · 27/11/2024
do people still care about "Unnecessary Quotes" ? cuz this just showed up on my rental car keyfob. I guess the local drivers are vicious?
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 24/11/2024
On a serious note though, Democrats have to stop accepting GOP framing on everything. There is no border crisis, instead we need immigration targets. DEI doesn’t discriminate, but we do need integration. Bathroom laws are bullshit; civil rights aren’t up for discussion.
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Sniep @sniep.net · 24/11/2024
welp, that was a fun experiment with lists. shame people who mod them are impetuous and overly broad, so now i get to unsubscribe from them all and just keep blocking onsie-twosie. that's fine.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Creating an account for your pretend government agency and giving it a government agency verification check, then posting from that account and then switching accounts and quote tweeting it on your own website radiates so much loser energy you could power a city with it
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
morpheus: do you want the blue or red pill me: i doubt either of these are covered by my insurance
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Sniep @sniep.net · 23/11/2024
there's a fucking Santaverse now? Who gets royalties? Coca-Cola?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 22/11/2024
Bluekly
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 01/11/2024
Trans rights are human rights
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 30/10/2024
buzz aldrin go back to the moon bitch
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Sniep @sniep.net · 29/10/2024
GF: It'd be hot if you got a PA Me: OK
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Sniep @sniep.net · 11/10/2024
No, Kroger, I have not yet tried washing clothes, doing dishes or wiping my butt. Sounds novel and interesting. ??????? ????? ???
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Sniep @sniep.net · 22/09/2024
literally had no idea that fortnite was still the in-thing with the youths till i popped into bed bath & boo-yond today and noticed several wall facings all of fortnite costumes and merch lol
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Sniep @sniep.net · 17/09/2024
so it seems like all this confusion was just that they intercepted a pallet meant for Spencers in the mall instead of the actual pagers they needed
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