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Snickering Dolphin

@snickeringdolphin.bsky.social
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Expect the worst and you’ll never be disappointed. Long suffering fan of the Miami Dolphins and Seattle Seahawks, and a great cook. Like food? Let’s be friends.

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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Caturday to all who celebrate! This is Winslow. He’s the sweetest dude ever who was found by Good Samaritans in a Costco parking lot as a tiny and severely dehydrated kitten. Now he’s living his best life where he’s doted on daily.
Very handsome black cat sitting on an antique buffet next to a lit jack o lantern.
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Buy this outfit to support the war effort!
DOGE spokeswoman and fashion influencer McLaurine Pinover models outfits on the public payroll.
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Jfc what the hell drugs is grandpa 🍊💩on this morning.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/05/2025
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Shart of the Deal.
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Farting on a lighter will do that.
Idiotic post by JD Vance
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Watching @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com “I don’t know.” Not a doctor but gonna guess old granddad’s on Seroquel.
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
So who ordered the Chinese stuff we don’t need?
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This is “Trouble”, the neighbor cat, visiting me at work. #Caturday
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
No idea where the NYT finds people foolish enough to think a Trump presidency will improve their lives in any way.
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Opinion | Tariffs, Elon Musk and Trump’s Term So Far: 13 Trump Voters Discuss (Gift Article)
The participants discuss how they think Trump’s second term is going.
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Jonathan V. Last @jvl.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Basically: I don’t think people understand that 36 hours from now it’s possible that America will have a formalized system for abducting enemies of the regime and stashing them in foreign gulags, indefinitely. www.thebulwark.com/p/bukele-abr...
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Bukele, Abrego Garcia, and Red Lines
Emergency Triad: Are we now a country of political prisoners and gulags?
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
In this Tennessee Valley factory town, electrification still means a woke big government project imposed by deranged Democrat Party radicals of the 1930s. But they do know this: by closing EV plants and ceding the market to China, we can unleash a new American era of garment sewing and coal mining.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Opinion | If the criticism of Pete Hegseth leads him to self-medicate with alcohol, and then he goes out and gets into a drunk driving accident, Democrats will have blood on their hands.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Pete Hegseth has “my mom’s new boyfriend” energy
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Kelly Kendall @kak089.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Rhetoric-wise, I’d steer students away from ever arguing “we’re as ethical as a murderer”.
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Omg the sass…
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Smells like BS…
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Hillbilly Diplomacy Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance. by Maureen Dowd
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Pre-run pics at Point Defiance Park. The weather gods were on our side and the rain started just after we logged our 7 miles 💪
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 13/02/2025
RFK Jr. Debuts New Free School Lunch Program: bit.ly/4aYCRHf
small animal roadkill on roadside
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The money quote.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Heads up folks. We can watch live on C-Span. www.c-span.org/event/house-... Thank you Rep. @jasmineforus.bsky.social.
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DOGE Subcommittee Hearing on Government Waste
A former FBI agent and other witnesses testify before the House Oversight Subcommittee on Delivering on Government Efficiency, chaired by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA).
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Reporter: Why do you want to be chairman of Kennedy Center board? Trump: Some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace. Reporter: Have you seen any shows there? Trump: No, I didn’t go.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Yes, Trump’s economy wrecked my business. But at least I don’t have to celebrate Black History Month anymore.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Always fun to see what a conversation has devolved into
southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social • 2h
Why is he dressed like he's opening a nightclub in fort lauderdale circa 1977?

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Since you seem incapable of looking things up, I'll do the Christian thing and lend you a hand. You're welcome. "Croesus was the king of Lydia, who reigned from 585 BC until his defeat by the Persian king Cyrus the Great in 547 or 546 BC."
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
So much fun seeing JAL flight attendants in front of the Sydney Opera House promoting their airline’s service to Australia, especially now that we’re officially back in the cold dark Northern Hemisphere…
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
You can hate on “Baby it’s Cold Outside” all you want but my least favorite is “Rudolf.” It’s about an atypical being rejected by his peers until he is deemed a useful commodity by an authority figure and then lauded. Fuck you, reindeer.
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Happy Caturday from baby Fabienne.
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I will call the goddamn police
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Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sunny Los Angeles with a swan boat ride in Echo Lake Park.
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