Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, he’s not at work right now because he gave himself and his colleagues another couple months of paid vacation. 0141
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wait, you were called a fascist over a cookie? What kind of cookie? Was it oatmeal and did you bite expecting a chocolate chip but it was a 🤬raisin? 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Seriously. One of my friends teaches at a private school and can’t believe how poorly prepared many students are for high school let alone college prep classes. It’s not a “failing schools” issue, these are parents who can afford books, tutors, etc. 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have friends who are high school teachers. Compared to when we were in school, the top percentile is way better, the upper-middle similar, and below that? Abysmal. Kids who never read a book. Ever. Or can’t do grade school math. And literally cry when they can’t use a phone. We are in big trouble 111
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was on a flight, turbulent af, lightning everywhere. The captain urged everyone to “strap in, we’re going to take a beating for the next 20 minutes or so…” 040
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He actually cared about appearing intelligent when he was on CNN decades ago. Must’ve been those demon dogs that attacked him in his sleep. 130
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The cigarettes were always stale. Not like we cared though. 130
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Please tell me the woman on the front page is a Kindergarten teacher. 010
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah if only she was warned and stuff. 010
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Um I think new recruits sincerely signed up wanting to serve, but not like this. These are young people trying to make a difference and improve their lives who couldn’t imagine 80 years of stability would disappear in a matter of months. Let’s keep things in perspective. 110
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wow. My mom was born in Hazelton during The Depression, it’s always been a hardworking immigrant town. Good for the residents for speaking up. 010
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And no one will go there because there’s no metropolitan area to support a major league team. 010
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m asking about the dough. What she does with her My Pillow is her business. 2110
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I bake and what the love of god is that? 240
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Peacock imho is actually one of the more decent streaming services, especially for sports and movies but I hear what you’re saying. I had to hold my nose and subscribe to Fubo til February to watch NFL games. 110
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happy Caturday to all who celebrate! This is Winslow. He’s the sweetest dude ever who was found by Good Samaritans in a Costco parking lot as a tiny and severely dehydrated kitten. Now he’s living his best life where he’s doted on daily. 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One of my friends who lives in a condo complex north of Seattle has reported Amazon drivers pooping in their landscaping. 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I only call balls and strikes”. Give me a break. He’s literally rigging the game so his team wins. 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Filing a lawsuit easily cost 3x more than the $50 debt. And what a waste of the court’s time, which is paid for by taxpayers money. The only motivation was being a punitive dick to poor people. 040
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I went to kindergarten across the street from a cemetery. When a funeral procession went by at recess the teachers made us stop playing and put our hand on our heart out of respect. Needless to say I had a lot of weird questions about death at age 5 that freaked my poor mom out. 0280
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A 60-pound halibut in a turd costume. 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Too many red flags to count with this couple. Otoh, it’s the perfect match. 080
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026And you may stink of poop and pancake makeup. 1571
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jesus, what’s wrong with these fools? 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not a win. Karl shat where he eats, and now he’s concerned. 😟 0132
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I had some teens ring the doorbell at 3:30 pm and I was like wow that’s early but whatever. They then broke into these mime/martial arts moves and ran off. I yelled after them, holding a bowl of Reese cups, “Don’t you guys at least want some candy???” 092
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Seems like bestiality should be a disqualification for, well, every thing. 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Remember when these nuts wanted to ban methotrexate, which is a treatment for autoimmune arthritis, because it’s used for ectopic pregnancies and they were worried women would use it for “diy abortions”? Just complete medical ignorance. 1244
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Because he’s a sports celebrity with declining athletic ability who needs attention? I dunno. 090
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Definitely shower. Wear clean clothes without holes, stains, missing buttons, etc. And some basic grooming like trimming nose hair, unibrows, and cleaned nails. No lady (or gentleman) is going to have time or patience for your stank. 011
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How much you want to bet he non-apologizes and says, “That’s not me…that’s not who I really am…” Sigh. 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mitch McConnell is so dead they made him the 2026 Betty Crocker. 010
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Serious question, has anyone ever seen Jared and Slender Man in the same room at the same time? 181
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Anyone who’s had any kind of fun in college knows the metric system. 040
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“Celebrate”? Wtf is wrong with this guy. Besides everything. 0131
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I also love how Fox “news” personalities making 8-figures are telling their average folk viewers how to pinch pennies at the grocery store lol. 191
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’m confused. Do the ducks represent the number of times Trump’s name appeared in the Epstein files? 010
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Maybe, just maybe if they could have seen a doctor they’d have lived til your adulthood? 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026But the focus groups said “Democracy is on the Ballot” didn’t resonate with the voters… 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We had wood and metal shop in school when I was a kid. And Home Ec. Boys and girls took the classes and it was great to be able to learn basic life skills like how to cook and use tools. 150
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I remember reading a story about Russian soldiers being fed dog food in cans relabeled “stew”. We’re not quite at that point, but between the Lincoln conditions and the import of mystery meat from an unnamed country, we are very close. 130
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Meanwhile, we can enjoy some “affordable ground beef”. 011
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The guy is obsessed with manliness but he can’t go outside without his “mom-wife”. 081
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Go into an interview for a job that pays $174k and say outright you have no experience and then brag your ignorance is a strength… 000
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I grew up with a neighbor girl in the 1960s who went deaf as a baby from measles. Many of us over 60 personally knew kids who acquired life long disabilities from a childhood disease that wasn’t preventable. The idea that parents would NOT vaccinate their child was pure craziness. 050
Snickering Dolphin @snickeringdolphin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I don’t know how she gets past the smell. Probably takes a jar of Vicks up her nose every day. 260