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Every Day Fiction @everydayfiction.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Read NEWS ON THE WIRE • AK Holmes -- Literary -- #AKHolmes #NewsMedia everydayfiction.com/?p=24280

alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Renewed a few books at the library and said “if I can’t renew I’d like to place a hold” and the clerk said “based on the titles I don’t think anyone else wants these” :/

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Just uttered the words “my path diverged from the milf’s” and I think we have a new contender for shortest saddest story

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I was doing some research for my writing and it really just speaks for itself

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Being a teenager is hard. Being fat, poor, and queer makes it harder. Being all that and also a werewolf just fucking sucks — but it did win first in The Olive Branch Review’s Hunger category! olivebranchreview.com/2025/10/15/o...

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Only the Second Worst Experience I Ever Had at the Town Center Mall in Boca Raton, Florida

It wasn’t supposed to happen tonight.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 17/10/2025

based nancy

two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

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Darci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

💜Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves because revenge feels fucking awesome and you're gonna be like "wow, that was really great! let's do more revenge!" so you'll need the 2, it's like pringles: once you pop you can't stop

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

your mid-twenties are for getting into casual augury

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

unfortunately I just came up with a sick as fuck dnd character so now I have to cajole every single person I know until either we have another table or I drive all my friends away. Only time will tell which.

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

One of my friends has helped organize a fund to support orphanages in Jordan during Ramadan — I know money’s tight for everyone rn but it would mean the world to me if y’all would share this around :) gofund.me/976c1d55

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Donate to Support Suzanne's Mission for Orphans this Ramadan! , organized by Salaam Odeh

Dearest friends, With Ramadan just around the corner, my wonderf… Salaam Odeh needs your support for Support Suzanne's Mission for Orphans this Ramadan!

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

my library app keeps offering me “skip the line” loans at a frequency that I can only describe as untenable

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

intrigued that my phone just autocapitalized “Devourer”,,, what does it know that I don’t

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I love those poetry magnets some folks have but despite my best efforts I’ve never beaten my first poem made with them: “come, fat man, to the bug show”

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

HBO has a bunch of silent movie shorts that have no text cards for dialogue, it’s all just gesture, and it’s fun because my cat is also watching them and there are really no barriers for her to understand them — she’s having the same experience I am.

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

In the top 0.5% for the smiths,,,, I think my therapy should be free

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

seeing Gaetz’s Venmo notes forces me to envision an FBI agent sliding me a piece of paper listing mine, except they all read shit like “petition to make Nic Cage’s legs longer” and “the well scene from Hausu happened to me in ‘04” and they’re all for $7 coffees

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

It’s really pretty cool that one thing you can do to support people you like is ask your local library to get their book because it doesn’t cost you anything, it helps them, and the librarian gets to know someone actually wants to read a book and not just use the computer for Roblox

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 11/11/2024

Every story out of the US right now is like: "Sources say Jimmy 'Coal Baron' Ashton to be named head of the EPA, he says he'll be stepping down from Baby Seal Clubbers International but remain Board Chair of the Climate Change is a Chinese Hoax PAC... but Trump insiders worry, is he too liberal?"

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

I love being a writer because I can say things like “yeah I’ve been getting really into scurvy lately” and everyone who knows me is like oh of course

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

I’ve been gone for a bit, here’s Anarchy judging my taste in books as penance

a calico cat looking judgementally at a book

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

obsessed w how horror-movie coded this photo a friend took on the way to a protest is

A scratchy Polaroid of three people sitting on a stoop, one holding a “ceasefire now” sign. Their faces are blurry and indistinct, they are outside on a sunny day yet the lighting is bad.

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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 06/02/2024

Reminder: this site is for being a Weird Li’l Guy, please act accordingly.

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Paul Jessup @pauljessup.com · 06/02/2024

my siblings have finally surfaced!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

Now the only thing keeping this website from being successful is our horrible horrible personalities

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

In many ways my cat and I are the same person

a photo of calico cat sitting beside a table with the book “Rothko: The Color Field Paintings” on it, accompanied by a text message reading “SOMEONE got caught suspiciously rubbing her face against the corner of the Rothko”

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Julia Gfrörer @thorazos.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

Me and all my friends

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

so interesting the fear that some buckaroos have over letting their art into the world because it is 'not perfect'. first of all it never will be. second of all the dirt and mess and truth are not problems we learn to get over and accept, they are literally what makes art great

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Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

BENOIT BLANC: I know what you are. EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it. BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

I love local pottery sales so much, I now own somebody else’s blood?? For only 15$??? In this economy??

A speckled gray dish with the words “my blood is in this bowl” carved into it

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

obsessed with Spotify assigning us locations of similar music fans,,, all this just for a robot to tell me to go to Oregon

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Tempted to mass email the English department to make everyone vote on NZ’s bird of the century,,, if everyone else gets to hit reply all unnecessarily I should be allowed ONE (1) unhinged email

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

Updating my thesis advisor solely by moving a pin around this image

A chart with “unpleasant/pleasant” on the x axis and “low/high energy” on the y, featuring a range of zones labeled “it’s so over”, “fuck it we ball”, “we are so fucking back”, etc

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

Just had the idea to get this Goya painting as like a wrap around forearm/wrist tattoo,,,,, oh I wish I had money

A wide painting, Francisco de Goya’s “Witches’ Sabbath (The Great He-Goat)”, which depicts Satan before a coven.

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

I went to a local show called the Public Execution of Garfield where they dressed up as the characters and performed Garfield-themed covers,,,, they played a my chemical romance song and I shrieked so loud my friend nearly fell over. I have been forever changed.

A man dressed as Garfield, singing, and a man dressed as Odie, playing guitar.

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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

I’m gonna need this tattooed on the inside of my eyelids

A tweet from @dangerouswco
“whatever you think you can’t do, just know that there is someone who is confidently doing it wrong right now. They have no plans at doing it better either and people are paying them to do it. Please believe in your own excellence as much as they believe in their mediocrity.”

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/10/2023

I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"

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Worm Moon Archive 🌕 @wormmoonarchive.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

Only a few hours remain to offer sacrifice – empty your pockets, search for any lost buttons, loose teeth, or crumpled receipts written in blood. Send them quickly.

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

hoping no one else in my microscopic town decides they want to see saw x in an hour because the sheer concept of being alone in a theater watching it is SO funny to me

The buying tickets screen for Saw X, no tickets have been sold.

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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Let’s get RATICAL 🐀✨

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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

They say dress for the job you want, but even with this sweet silver cape and matching pair of laser pistols no one’s hiring space draculae these days. This is why Americans think the economy is broken.

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Worm Moon Archive 🌕 @wormmoonarchive.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

Did you enjoy the equinox? That was our little gift to you, a cosmic reminder that there's only a week until submissions close 👁️

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

Plan a horror fest using only your first name: Alien Little Shop of Horrors Exorcist, The X It Follows Saw (Special thank you to X because otherwise there’d be a truly terrible attempt to wrangle the Texas chainsaw massacre into working)

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Me at every animal skeleton in the Halloween aisle

Gif from the Simpsons, Bart touching storefront glass and saying “last night I dreamed I held you in my arms”

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Autocorrected to “mentally I’ll” @nocash.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

GHASTlight, gateCREEP, GHOULboss

My google image search for “yassified crypt keeper” yielded zero results so this is a picture of the regular crypt keeper. Sorry.

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alexis (haunts the narrative) @snarkycynic.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Another day, another “oh god please don’t have images that will get me kicked out of here”

a webpage that has the words “dehiscence and evisceration” in the title

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Worm Moon Archive 🌕 @wormmoonarchive.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Enough about “emerging writers” — we're looking for retreating writers. Descending writers. Stagnant writers. Bog body writers. We’re looking for writers who share traits with anglerfish. #writingcommunity #horrorwriting #paranormal #litmag

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