Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 4hSeeing the comments to TikTok videos of the “Tesla Roadster” and weeping for how fucking credulous people in this country are. Jesus Afrikaner Christ, this thing doesn’t exist, will never exist. 000 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 15/10/2026One day, one day I will log onto this app and he will have died. 000 0
Reposted by AndyDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Apparently the Trump regime will prevent Sharia Law in the USA by having....(checks notes)....public executions. 34708156 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.static.klipy.comThe Hunger Shades OffALT: The Hunger Shades Off 010 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At my local public mountain park, the bad blood between hikers/trail runners and mountain bikers is almost worthy of a crime reporter. I can’t imagine how furious people afoot are going to be in the National Parks when four-wheelers the width and wheelbase of a 1975 Honda CVCC try to come through. 000 0
Reposted by AndyNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's this really odd pattern with Bari Weiss, JD Vance, Richard Hanania etc, where they rise to prominence because their main skill is cultivating the friendship of wealthy patrons, but it's impossible to figure out how they do it because they constantly exude a pungent strain of anti-charisma. 402779321 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve never believed the President was responsible for the price of fuel. Until now. Never a more pure example of cause and effect. And there is a very high chance that this truck driver and the executives of the company that employs him all voted for Trump. So fuck you. 000 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Looking around at all womens beach volleyball and women’s track competition orgs and probably lots of others: OK? 000 0
Reposted by Andyladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 3399135 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Panic as diesel will soon cross $10/gal in some places and I never ‘LOL’ but LOL at the folks too young to remember what happened when gas crossed $1.00/gal and what the pumps would do because they only had two digits for a gallon. (they priced it at 1/2 gal $ until the pumps were upgraded) I’m old 001 0
Reposted by Andyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie 1272207203993 0
Reposted by Andy Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026These guys are like the most esoteric mystics or deep, scholarly academics, reading volumes of occult meaning & intentionality into the most minute, seemingly perfunctory detail... except it's all about their own tiny, impotent dicks and how angry they are at every woman about them. 042 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The 2028 GOP Primary is going to be hilarious. Hegseth, Rubio, Vance, all blaming each other for the Iran failure. With Trump sniping away. May be the last bit of pure comedy we ever get, but it will be lit. 000 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Could have had Ben Wickler. We’d be in much better shape if we had him. 000 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Re-upping my idea (that I feel like other ppl have had tho I’ve never seen it) that Taibbi, Greenwald, et al made their bones in the early internet when they were speakers with cred cuz they “knew things” and now we all know things and theyve bn shown to be credulous idiots and now we can all see it 000 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is a photo of Ricky Schroeder and an adult Paul Williams and you will not convince me otherwise 010 0
Reposted by AndyMichael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Herman Cain's last post before he died of ... wait for it ... COVID! The GOP is rewriting history. Covid tore through the world like a killing machine. 1.2 million Americans died. Stop pretending Dr. Fauci did anything other than his best to keep people alive. And release the Epstein Files! 291009281 0
Reposted by AndyHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126592829 0
Reposted by AndyAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Boys and men deserve love and to be convinced they are worthy to be good and loving members of the human race, along with everyone else. The Tates teach the opposite 2829 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is the recipe for a crash perhaps like none we’ve ever seen. 000 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yellow mustard and diced onions at Costco In Chicago, Vienna beef with the full load. 000 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I haven’t been in a Taco Bell for years. They used to look like the photo on the left. I just took the pic on the right. Like, isn’t fast food supposed to be fun? 100 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Me and my friends would’ve killed Neo with hammers I can tell you that much 010 0
Reposted by AndyJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I don’t know that the US would have won regardless of anything, but having that piece of shit weigh in and butt his dumbass into everything because he wanted attention ruined every last good vibe and for nothing. Not a single thing besides self-aggrandizement. 617916 0
Reposted by AndyDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The entire city is on edge right now. It’s 96 degrees, we’re interrupted every 5 min by the sound of low-flying fighter jets, and the president has managed to ruin July 4th. Quietly muttering to myself: “just wait until IT happens. Everyone will be so happy when IT happens. It’ll be incredible…” 2106546800 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I have credit cards. I pay them off every month. This month I have $3900 on one of them and the MINIMUM pmt is $40. Forty. American. Dollars. How THE FUCK can anyone pay off that bill at $40 per month? Back in the 80s the min pmt was set up to have it paid off in 3 years. WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAPPENED? 000 0
Reposted by AndyMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026yes, yes, the guy that dogwalked you & is delivering on his promises & makes you look exactly as bad at your job as you are -- yes, that guy "has work to do!" I bet Mamdani is *shaking* they are so bad at thissss 🤡 33010415 0
Reposted by AndyKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I will always post about how evil Elon Musk is, both because it’s true and because it contributes ever so slightly to the vast psychic damage that is currently the only kind of accountability he can seemingly face. So yeah he’s entered the hall of fame of most evil people to ever live 1343568 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 19/06/2026He signed it, instead of counter-signing. Just another show of abject weakness. 000 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I owned a Mercedes GLC a couple of years ago and it there was something sorta arrogant about the controls and shortage of things that humans want and use, like cup holders. It’s like the designers and engineers didn’t give a single thought to how things feel and work while driving. 020 0
Andy @snakephoto.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Does HHS now have law enforcement powers such as detention and punishment or ??? 000 0
