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Smurfman256

@smurfman256.bsky.social
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I'm a dude who loads files into a DAW and hopefully the end result sounds like a professional piece of music. Also bang on amplified stringed instruments. Have an Emmy. Opinions are mine and mine alone.

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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y'all ever think about how the future we were promised was The Jetsons, but the one they delivered was I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream?
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a discussion in a Discord server where I just happened to bring up the crux of the issue here.
I'm always wary of corporations with aggressively cutesy names like that precisely because they tend to be up to really shady shit.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
ALT: Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans
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Lawrence Sonntag @sirlarr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Anyway, life's not fair. Any adult that's been through a layoff or two understands that.
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TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What do you mean? This is exactly what Lindsey deserves, I honestly don't think anyone else but Trump could pull off the casual disrespect that this moment needs.
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Good Virtual Reality @goodvirtualreality.com · 02/07/2026
H3VR is certified Good VR ahead of the game exiting early access development after 10 years. This focuses on the game’s community & passion they’ve developed messing around in a VR masterpiece. Podcast with @antonhand.bsky.social publishes with 1.0 release www.goodvirtualreality.com/p/hot-dogs-h...
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Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades Celebrates Guns As Complex Mechanisms
Mundane moments simulated in H3VR understand why people shoot guns better than any other software.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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The Sun Is A Deadly Lazer
ALT: The Sun Is A Deadly Lazer
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ChrisFratz @chrisfratz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
TBF, a DIY PC with similar parts isn't that much cheaper bsky.app/profile/chri...
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 17/06/2026
All uses of AI are costing someone… this sucks as the Game UI database is such a valuable resource.
Edd Coates talking about the game ui database being scraped
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Savaged Regime @lazygecko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mancubus has a terrifying secret
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James Mielke @milkman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Seems pyramidical in schemation.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Oh look, they're making the same mistakes they made last time; assuming party voter loyalty *and* trying to get the non-existent non-MAGA Republican vote. And they're gonna lose. Again.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
youtu.be/6XmDWKDkeDM&... Relevant clip
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Anton @antonhand.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
That’s right… WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN!! Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades 2 Wishlist now on Meta Quest & Steam
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Apogee Entertainment @apogeeent.com · 23/04/2026
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Dino || 鬼ディノ @onidino.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
[1/2] Making this post as much for my industry friends as I'm making it for myself. Don't work weekends, don't work late nights. Your company will chew you up and spit you out when your flavor's gone. Don't make your job your identity or your sole source of pride.
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Tuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 16/03/2026
DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
youtu.be/4ZlwTtgbgVA What the actual fuck? Yeah, because I want my games looking like those ad-banner hentai scam games. It actually just looks like ChatGTP re-hallucinating an image based on whatever gameplay frame it was just fed.
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Hands-On With DLSS 5: Our First Look At Nvidia's Next-Gen Photo-Realistic Lighting
YouTube video by Digital Foundry
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Boy am I glad I don't work in TV news anymore today.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
gg army no rerez
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Lanipator: "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU"
YouTube video by The1Conditioner
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Toilet_Wine_Connoisseur🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @goldenaxedoom.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The only thing that is going to burst harder is me from the overwhelming schadenfreude at seeing this whole shithouse go up in flames
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles. "The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If gold and silver aren't immune to market manipulation, then they never had intrinsic value to begin with
The "man in front of white board from The Cabin in the Woods" meme.  The caption reads "Who had 'gold and silver being pumped and dumped' on their 2026 bingo card?
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 28/01/2026
Lakitu Reveals That You’re Going To Have To Replay Mario 64 Because He Forgot To Hit the “Record” Button hard-drive.net/lakitu-revea...
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 28/01/2026
Democrats Introduce Bill That Sits on Its Ass and Doesn’t Do Anything hard-drive.net/democrats-in...
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Mara @dormiyu.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Okay, the new angle from closer in is gonna be harder to play this game with. His shirt gets lifted up accidentally and the agent spot the holster, start yelling "GUN! HE'S GOT A GUN!!!" and then immediately draw and kill him while he's still grounded with his hands away from his body. No excuse.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Bastille Day
YouTube video by Rush - Topic
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
i'm from the european country with a spotless history which does not benefit in any way from american imperialism and definitely doesn't help supply the US military and support their operations, so i get to act smug at american citizens i think. boo, american citizens, boo
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Agent Strange @agentstrange.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Take this from someone who's playing Hexen for the first time. I don't feel bad for looking up a walkthrough on YouTube and you shouldn't either. Anyone who says otherwise is an unwashed basement dweller.
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Cataleast @cataleast.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
"Be nice to our planet-burning plagiarism machine, pwease. It's very sensitive."
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/... Everything he's saying about how corporate news is gonna turn this into a 45-second clip of a talking head narrating over the footage with two soundbites from two "POS" (People On Street) to make it look like fair and balanced "both sides-ing" is absolutely true.
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From the minnesota community on Reddit: "They Will Make It 45 Seconds": Status Coup Exposes The Corporate Media Playbook Being Used To Erase The Hilton Protests
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
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M.A.D @m-a-d-31.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Reverend Chapman @wadatahmydamie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Sorta. They’re framing him as a victim of an earlier incident instead of questioning why he keeps putting himself into these situations
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
apnews.com/live/minneap... Like we didn't see this coming. Neither Federal nor State agents will keep us safe. If they can shoot one woman in the face for trying to move her car out if the way, they'll do it to all of us. "Struggling will make it worse" is the mantra of predators and cowards.
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Live updates: State investigators say they can't access ICE shooting evidence after FBI takes case
Minnesota’s state investigations agency is prevented from investigating the shooting of Renee Nicole Good by an ICE officer, its head said Thursday.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
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Mayo Clinic just closed 6 rural Minnesota health clinics. More closings may follow
The Minnesota medical giant has been consolidating clinics across southern Minnesota as it struggles with staffing shortages in rural areas. But the closures are frustrating to those who relied on the...
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Gators Daily 🐊 @gatorsdaily.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Finally got around to playing MyHouse.wad and boy was that a profoundly upsetting but incredibly inventive experience.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Salvaged this guy and the 5160 XT it came with from my late grandfather's house.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@dark1x.bsky.social Hey, I salvaged this (what appears to be) IBM Aptiva 2128 from my late ex-IBMer grandfather's house. Anything particularly special about these?
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Johnny @doctorvenkman.com · 10/11/2025
The Democratic Party strategy against fighting fascism explained:
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Second Wind @secondwindgroup.com · 03/11/2025
It was always about the "right" politics in video games, and the silence of video game companies is defeaning. An extra episode of Unpacked is available now from @nickjcal.bsky.social.
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It Was Always About the "Right" Politics in Video Games | Unpacked
YouTube video by Second Wind
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"When I was your age I bought my first house for $17,000 dollars because I wasn't wasting my money buying myself a muffin every once in a while. Now get off your ass and get a 3rd job you lazy bum" - every old person
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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a man in a purple suit says i told you not to silly boy
ALT: a man in a purple suit says i told you not to silly boy
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