Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 18hWhen are people gonna realize that just because you're choosing not to fight back doesn't mean the war hasn't started? 010
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The first two HP movies wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for JK's bullshit. 040
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 08/10/2026After they've lead the A block with the blood in the streets. 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No, that's for guys that scream at their girlfriends in a Perkins. 110
Reposted by Smurfman256David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I started out pretty AI neutral, aside from the environmental concerns, but I'm, being pushed into hating it more and more because it keeps making things I care about actively worse, and the results keep speaking for themselves in a really bad shitty way. 171536258
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wouldn't trust Microsoft to keep my dog safe let alone that PC. 041
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"No, but old games *always* ran locked at 60 at launch!" >kid who started PC Gaming on a GTX 1060 030
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Y'all ever think about how the future we were promised was The Jetsons, but the one they delivered was I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream? 011
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had a discussion in a Discord server where I just happened to bring up the crux of the issue here. 010
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was about to say that's literally how you ended Iron Lung lol 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh it's even worse if you kill her, reload your save, then spare her. Mr Flowey there will *very* gladly call out your bullshit if you do. 130
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 22/09/2026With RAM, SSDs, and GPUs costing as much as they do now? 270
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comBlack eyes, like a doll's eyesALT: Black eyes, like a doll's eyes 010
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They got real time global illumination working in 2014 on the PS4. 010
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Frankly I hope there's nary a Chris, Jill, Leon, or Ada in sight. 010
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comAdorable Pug: Wat You Talking About?ALT: Adorable Pug: Wat You Talking About? 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Purchasing blackouts with fixed time periods are to the consumer what Lent is to the drunkard; an excuse to act like they're bettering themselves when they know they can go right back to their addiction after the clock runs out. 010
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*Opens history book* Huh, would ya look at that? The constant factor in successful boycotts is that they were *indefinite.* 120
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The fucking "Hot Diggety Dog" song played on the Toys R Us Muzak playlist while I was working there and I never want to hear that godforsaken song again... 120
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hey, they shadowdropped that Metroid Prime 1 remaster and it sold like nuts. 010
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 03/09/2026they called us hyperbolic for suggesting such things would happen. 070
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comFinding Nemo Fish: Now What?ALT: Finding Nemo Fish: Now What? 110
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comMax Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' MemeALT: Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Evenstatic.klipy.comAmadeus Mozart's Harpsichord FartALT: Amadeus Mozart's Harpsichord Fart 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 01/09/2026He has zero intentions of leaving office. Plan accordingly. 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 30/08/2026And let me guess, you also got sent a "Reddit cares" message before that? 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 29/08/2026holy shit it's like I stepped into a 20 year old NeoGaf thread. 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Squirrels are rats with significantly better hair jobs. And I don't say that to disparage rats or squirrels. 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/08/2026150 down to 47FPS. Eeyup, that sounds right for that WAD. 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I did note that Doom 2016 and Eternal's movement felt very Setious Sam at the time. The big differnce being the AI not exclusively Zerg-rushing you to keep the game from being "S+LMB" and encouraging circle strafing. 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I wanna see the frame rate counter. When Bluesky limits everything to 30FPS, it makes it look like your computer ran it with no issues. 110
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 25/08/2026youtu.be/xriVW2wGIxI This, but cel shaded.youtu.beDoom 4 - Leaked footage (2011)YouTube video by Geekers 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Whatever life is gonna be sturdy enough to survive the next million or so years of boiling temperatures, high CO2 atmosphere, and almost certainly 50K nukes worth of fallout will take over. 020
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Turns out this was the real second class right all along. 000
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I think I saw that in one of my nyquil-fueled fever nightmares. 020
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Candy Corn is a running Halloween gag that won't dissappear purely due to tradition. Nobody likes the stuff when they find it in their trick'r'treat bags for precisely your stated reasons, but people *keep* buying the shit expressly gor trick'r'treaters. 120
Reposted by Smurfman256innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans 3356131768
Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 19/08/2026altonbrown.com/recipes/all-... None of this man's recipe's have failed me yet (almost like that 20+ year Food Network run wasn't for nothing). Protip: use the metric measurements and WEIGH EVERYTHING.altonbrown.comAll-Corn Southern Cornbread Recipe | Alton BrownAlton Brown's all-corn Southern cornbread is made with a double dose of corn flavor — from grits and cornmeal — plus plenty of buttermilk and butter. 010