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Smurfman256

@smurfman256.bsky.social
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I'm a dude who loads files into a DAW and hopefully the end result sounds like a professional piece of music. Also bang on amplified stringed instruments. Have an Emmy. Opinions are mine and mine alone.

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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 18h
When are people gonna realize that just because you're choosing not to fight back doesn't mean the war hasn't started?
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is this what we call dramatic foreshadowing?
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The first two HP movies wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for JK's bullshit.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
24 meters of shelves...
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ugh, *more* impossible body standards.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
After they've lead the A block with the blood in the streets.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is the sequel "Dumb of the Ass"?
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You too, will learn how deceived you truly are.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, that's for guys that scream at their girlfriends in a Perkins.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Song appears nowhere in the game
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I started out pretty AI neutral, aside from the environmental concerns, but I'm, being pushed into hating it more and more because it keeps making things I care about actively worse, and the results keep speaking for themselves in a really bad shitty way.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wouldn't trust Microsoft to keep my dog safe let alone that PC.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"No, but old games *always* ran locked at 60 at launch!" >kid who started PC Gaming on a GTX 1060
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y'all ever think about how the future we were promised was The Jetsons, but the one they delivered was I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream?
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a discussion in a Discord server where I just happened to bring up the crux of the issue here.
I'm always wary of corporations with aggressively cutesy names like that precisely because they tend to be up to really shady shit.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was about to say that's literally how you ended Iron Lung lol
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh it's even worse if you kill her, reload your save, then spare her. Mr Flowey there will *very* gladly call out your bullshit if you do.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's used data center water right there!
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With RAM, SSDs, and GPUs costing as much as they do now?
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time filters out the garbage, after all.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Black eyes, like a doll's eyes
ALT: Black eyes, like a doll's eyes
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NOT AGAI-
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They got real time global illumination working in 2014 on the PS4.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Instructions unclear.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Frankly I hope there's nary a Chris, Jill, Leon, or Ada in sight.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Adorable Pug: Wat You Talking About?
ALT: Adorable Pug: Wat You Talking About?
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Purchasing blackouts with fixed time periods are to the consumer what Lent is to the drunkard; an excuse to act like they're bettering themselves when they know they can go right back to their addiction after the clock runs out.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*Opens history book* Huh, would ya look at that? The constant factor in successful boycotts is that they were *indefinite.*
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The fucking "Hot Diggety Dog" song played on the Toys R Us Muzak playlist while I was working there and I never want to hear that godforsaken song again...
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey, they shadowdropped that Metroid Prime 1 remaster and it sold like nuts.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they called us hyperbolic for suggesting such things would happen.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Finding Nemo Fish: Now What?
ALT: Finding Nemo Fish: Now What?
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The one universal remote I can still rely on.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
ALT: Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Even
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Amadeus Mozart's Harpsichord Fart
ALT: Amadeus Mozart's Harpsichord Fart
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He has zero intentions of leaving office. Plan accordingly.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And let me guess, you also got sent a "Reddit cares" message before that?
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
isn't ADHD great?🙃
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
holy shit it's like I stepped into a 20 year old NeoGaf thread.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Squirrels are rats with significantly better hair jobs. And I don't say that to disparage rats or squirrels.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
150 down to 47FPS. Eeyup, that sounds right for that WAD.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I did note that Doom 2016 and Eternal's movement felt very Setious Sam at the time. The big differnce being the AI not exclusively Zerg-rushing you to keep the game from being "S+LMB" and encouraging circle strafing.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wanna see the frame rate counter. When Bluesky limits everything to 30FPS, it makes it look like your computer ran it with no issues.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
youtu.be/xriVW2wGIxI This, but cel shaded.
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Doom 4 - Leaked footage (2011)
YouTube video by Geekers
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whatever life is gonna be sturdy enough to survive the next million or so years of boiling temperatures, high CO2 atmosphere, and almost certainly 50K nukes worth of fallout will take over.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Turns out this was the real second class right all along.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I think I saw that in one of my nyquil-fueled fever nightmares.
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Candy Corn is a running Halloween gag that won't dissappear purely due to tradition. Nobody likes the stuff when they find it in their trick'r'treat bags for precisely your stated reasons, but people *keep* buying the shit expressly gor trick'r'treaters.
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans
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Smurfman256 @smurfman256.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
altonbrown.com/recipes/all-... None of this man's recipe's have failed me yet (almost like that 20+ year Food Network run wasn't for nothing). Protip: use the metric measurements and WEIGH EVERYTHING.
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All-Corn Southern Cornbread Recipe | Alton Brown
Alton Brown's all-corn Southern cornbread is made with a double dose of corn flavor — from grits and cornmeal — plus plenty of buttermilk and butter.
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