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Zach Hazard 🪨

@zachhazard.bsky.social
3.4K followers 70 following 238 posts

International Internet Funnyman, Aspiring voice actor, ½ of Fallout Multiplayer with Mikeburnfire, US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).

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RADIA @radiaactive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🚨Big News! A new debut is here!🚨 Mark your calendars! 🗓️ 🕛 September 26th at 12PM PST | 3PM EST | 7PM GMT Meet your new favorite monster girl, she's ready to jump into a whole new era with YOU! Will you be there to join the fun?
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Daggerss @the-daggerss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So the final mission in MGS4 has us attacking an AI data center. This game came out in 2008, before AI data centers existed.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I should’ve said “maybe I’ll SKIP work” smh my head
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am sitting at work angrily reposting this because I cannot play it right now. Maybe I’ll suddenly be sick so I can go home and play it.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
MFW I see it’s coming out soon
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Daggerss @the-daggerss.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Global pussy shortage may be linked to this badass scooter.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The plaque commemorating everyone who contributed to the EOD robot arrived!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A picture of the Raccoon Police Department with the text "this game contains scenes"
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Daggerss @the-daggerss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Spent a lot of time on this. Read The Daughters’ War. But read The Blacktongue Thief first. #art #illustration #fantasy
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Daggerss @the-daggerss.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh yeah, I drew this last year I think from "Between Two Fires" another Christopher Buehlman banger.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes I end up spending way too much time on an edit for a video. And sometimes that means I draw a Viper from XCOM 2. And that’s okay.
Image I drew of a Viper alien from XCOM 2.
The art style can best be described as “I have 10,000 hours in MS Paint.”
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I loathe short form content. But this video is absolutely killing me.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If this gets implemented, I guess that’s the end of my streaming career.
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I really need people to understand regulations are written in blood. Combat aviation is a dangerous profession on good days.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I went to look up a map of the wildfires and for a second thought I was seeing video footage of an alien object appearing at niagra falls.
Image of a video of the haze from wildfires over Niagara Falls. The play button on the video has not loaded properly, so an ominous black orb is floating in the center of the falls, looking as if it is an alien object that is observing the geographical feature.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sometimes, for the 4th of July, you go shoot a bunch of rounds through a 109 year old revolver.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
These manga titles are getting out of hand.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why in the cinnamon toast fuck is every electrical box in my goddamn house recessed 1” back from the wall and at some dipshit angle so the outlet and the cover don’t sit flush?
An image of an electrical outlet taken out of the wall. The box containing the wires was improperly installed, likely by a drunk boomer who was getting paid 8x what they should have been paid. 
They probably got a pension and are doing well for themselves now, even though they deserve to be executed for such shoddy construction.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Objectively correct use for RAM.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Happy Memorial Day, everyone. I hope that today you'll take a moment to remember the service members in your life who are no longer with us, and the moments you spent with them, or the stories you heard about them.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Frenzy 👁️█████████████░░░
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
“Do you know what day it is, Jack?”
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sevastopol Station Update: Zach Hazard is screaming
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 24/03/2026
OpenAI is shutting down its AI video platform Sora after it flopped Disney is now exiting their $1B deal with OpenAI
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
One of the great things about being an adult is you can go to your fridge at 12:30AM and eat two American cheese singles and 6 bread & butter pickle slices, and no one can stop you.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Mfw I install a red dot on a gun and it’s perfectly zeroed, so I don’t have to do jack shit:
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I think I deserve 200 million dollars.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Motocompo
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Daggerss @the-daggerss.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Jill after RE5. “Nah, fuck all that.” #residentevil
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
GOD DAMN IT, RANDY
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
gg army no rerez
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
New entirely useful acronym for you. Use freely.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’ve been enjoying taking photos.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Yo holy shit, Kerfus’ cousin works at The Strat
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The guy next to me at baggage claim moved his shoe and it made rubber_duck_squeak.mp3 I swear to god.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Holy shit, the Atomic Museum has a B-54 Special Atomic Demolition Munition. I didn’t know any were actually on public display.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
On January 19, 2026, I Zach Hazard, became the first moron in human history who would return a rental car cleaner than he got it. Truly a momentous day.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
There needs to be a “sleeptime” version of Adderall so that I don’t lie in bed until 6AM trying to sleep but my brain won’t shut the fuck up and keeps playing the same 3 seconds of a song over and over again.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Man, that RE9 showcase DID NOT inspire confidence. -Monster Hunter World weapon sharpening. -REMEMBER CHAINSAWS FROM RE4?!?! -Item crafting. -REMEMBER BABY FROM RE8?!?! -Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Hamilton Watches Hamilton Watches Porsche Porsche -spoils entire plot twist at 11:40
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Anastasiya Paraskevova @ukrainianana.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Announcing our first documentary 🙂🙌🇺🇦 This has been our project, from @devinsanluis.bsky.social POV, covering the work of rescue workes in Ukraine during russian assault of our cities. All support to the channel and our future projects is highly appreciated. Link gonna be below 👇🔗
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Samperson @samperson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
"gemini needs to feel safe and loved to generate quality output" we used to beat the shit out of office printers
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Tsuchinoko real
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Daggerss @the-daggerss.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
According to all the art on my fyp it’s Cammy’s birthday. So here’s some abandoned fanart. #cammywhite #streetfighter
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Daggerss @the-daggerss.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
happy new year. I did a drawing.
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BlindCoyote 🔜 IX @blindcoyote.com · 29/12/2025
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Chrysler TV-8, everyone!
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Oh boy, 3:30 AM. Better post a gun pic.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
You did not seriously think that a goober could contend with the will of Tylenol? There are none who can.
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Zach Hazard 🪨 @zachhazard.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today was a nice day.
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