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Ilanin @ilanin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Movie posters that could only be put up in British railway stations, one of a series of probably one.
An ad for a ghost movie with the tagline "See it. Séance. Haunted."; a reference to the British Transport Police's long-running "See it. Say it. Sorted." ads encouraging the public to report anything vaguely suspicious.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Only bollards can deliver this much happiness. #WorldBollardAssociation
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smudgepuss.bsky.social @smudgepuss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Right, the campaign begins again! #BBTP4Eurovision You can beat one point! @blackbeardstp.bsky.social
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smudgepuss.bsky.social @smudgepuss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
To Sir Terry! Cheers! #Song9 #Eurovision2026
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.
David Attenborough and one of his creations.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Maine Coon kitty “Quill” time lapse IG: furryfritz Nils Jacobi / THE CATOGRAPHER
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smudgepuss.bsky.social @smudgepuss.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
@seatsixtyone.bsky.social FYI I'm getting error messages on the website.
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 24/03/2026
Silver linings - During the 10-day closure of Glasgow Central station, Network Rail quickly mobilised a team to carry out the equivalent of 10 months of maintenance work. www.networkrailmediacentre.co.uk/news/major-e...
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Major engineering work delivered at Glasgow Central during emergency closure
Network Rail engineers seized the rare opportunity of the closure of Scotland’s busiest station to deliver an extensive package of maintenance and renewals that would ordinarily have taken around ten ...
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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This is not just a 'go screw yourself' letter, THIS is a Marks And Spencers' 'go screw yourself' letter
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Stanley Park @wisebearstanley.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My human, Annie, and I are running a self-discovery workshop in Shoreditch on 18 March if anyone would like to come along. And please do share the info with anyone in London you think might be interested! 🐻 💖 share.thecliq.app/event/acknow... #self-care #self-discovery #teddybear #workshop
share.thecliq.app
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
“Have you brought the list?” “I have, O Great One.” “Has it been checked twice?” “Of course, sir” “Excellent.” “Do you require anything further?” “Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
Perspective shot taken from a Christmas diorama of Santa from behind looking up at a cat looking very serious.
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Mike Bell @rebelmike.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Channeling my inner @mrtimdunn.bsky.social on a KTX train from Busan to Seoul
A view of trees and mountains out of the window of a table seat in the middle of a train carriage.
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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 23/09/2025
A very special #CursedCarol for a very special day. Happy 80th birthday, Sir John Rutter. Thanks for your ceaseless championing of choral music, your many decades of bringing joy to singers and listeners alike, and your many, many key changes.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Protecting London 24/7. Wait till the end for a show of adoration for the bollards….💛💛💛 #WorldBollardAssociation 🫡
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Daveybot @daveybot.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2025
Haha! Can't believe it worked! #photography #Edinburgh #Concrete #CarPark #RedArrows
A spiral staircase in a grey, concrete carpark. At the top you can see out to the sky, and in the background is Edinburgh Castle with the Red Arrows flying over.
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WHO @who.int · 06/08/2025
Access to safe abortion protects the health of women and girls. As with all other health services, women and girls should be able to access safe and respectful abortion care, when they need it, without fear of harm, punishment or recrimination. #HealthForAll
Illustration of a woman standing in a lit doorway, casting a long shadow down a dark hallway. Text on the image reads: 'Restricting access to safe abortion drives women and girls to unsafe procedures.'
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Opal @opalescentopal.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
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smudgepuss.bsky.social @smudgepuss.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
@thelongestjohns.bsky.social I wasn't paying enough attention to the screen at Fantasy Forest when they announced you were playing next year... Are you doing Sudeley Castle in July, or Hatfield in September? Or both? I don't want to book the wrong one!
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Dual functioning holes in glass railings
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OBDsity - Bunnies in a Bun Dance @obdsity.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Fini is trying to get a tan above the waist-line 🐰⛱️
A brown and white rabbit lounges in the grass under warm sunshine, peacefully facing away from the camera. The light accentuates a stark contrast in its fur, giving the humorous impression of "tan lines" where the white and brown patches meet—cleverly captioned “@OBDsity — BUNNIES WITH TAN LINES.” In the background, a terracotta planter and a leafy garden enhance the cozy, sun-drenched atmosphere, capturing a perfect lazy afternoon bunny moment
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smudgepuss.bsky.social @smudgepuss.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I bought The Fan. Can confirm it was a good life choice.
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Helene von Bismarck @helenebismarck.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
So,as a little thought-experiment, tell me something about the United Kingdom that works well and is actually quite impressive. I am not trying to sound like some boosterish politician. I just genuinely believe that making people believe that all is lost is a convenient pretext for shady characters.
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Adam Tranter @adamtranter.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Today, the Government launches plans to fast-track driverless vehicle trials in the UK. One of the companies involved says London presents a big challenge: “It has seven times more jaywalkers than San Francisco.” Except… it doesn't. 🧵
The UK Accelerates Its Self-Driving Car AmbitionsJay Walker poster
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Love the lil flex when they realise they just became the most famous bird in the world.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
exceptional @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
look at this absolute unit
A very large Exmoor Horn ram, with a small yet noticeable smile.
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smudgepuss.bsky.social @smudgepuss.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
No idea why I still think ChatGPT is any use for puzzles. Still, it's good to know we're not being replaced by robots just yet.
A screenshot of output from ChatGPT, saying the following:

Here's a revised list of animals with seven-letter names, containing double letters, and coming after RACCOON in the alphabet:

Babbitts
Ghettos
Turtle
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
it has been 8 beautiful days since we hired our most talented and lawful employee. also why have 54 police cars and the entire London Zoological Society gathered in the museum café
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Either someone’s going to hogwart’s or they’re about to regret neglecting their language learning app.
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smudgepuss.bsky.social @smudgepuss.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
@sortedfood.bsky.social Thanks for a great live weekend! Wasn't planning to be stuck at home all weekend with covid, but I'm glad you were there to brighten it all up.
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smudgepuss.bsky.social @smudgepuss.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Hello world! Thought I'd check out where the cool kids are.
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