Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 16hGonna sit here with whisky and a box of Warhammer skulls and wait to see what happens when you decide to implode your university system, rip to my Alma Mater 070
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 16hthe UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop. 421020163
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my elementary school music teacher ensured I would have nightmares for years with this video. Thanks, PBS!youtu.beDanse Macabre Camille Saint-Saëns 1980s cartoon, PBS elementary school music classYouTube video by GalaxyJDW 020
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againBlur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Watched an El Santo movie and I htink the funniest thing to me is that he's simultaneously played as a detective superhero yet he's also still an in-universe wrestler, so he has to pause the plot to go wrestling three separate times 11776243
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againgone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 1141
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every villain and henchman in Season 3 of Reacher hosts a podcast. One is a poorly edited actual play. One is a "cook and chat with comedians." One is not a real podcast, just a series of TikTok clips filmed awkwardly on a couch. Several of those podcasts are about finance. 010
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againalyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026blue shampoo is so fun, when you rinse it down the drain you can pretend you killed someone from the dimension they used to film tampon commercials in 1156276
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againTreyf Posting 🤌 @postingtreyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 191
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againKevin Wilson @kwilsonhfx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*renames Paris New Quebec* 3728
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Updated Massachusetts flags circulating again, meaning I have no choice but to share my submission 130
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have an answer and the answer is: people who respond to my Moms' Groupchat message of "hi I work full-time, does anyone want to have coffee at a playground after work hours or weekend mornings to talk with an adult?" with "come hang out at 2pm on Tuesday" + ... Italians. 121
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of my old jobs' solution for some of these problems was simply to not send women to locations where we knew problems might arise. Men could go instead. No, this would never, ever impact your ability to get work done, we promise. Why complain about slower promotions? Your performance is worse. 1253
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They won't say! 010
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What kind of human sets a three year old's birthday party for 5pm on a Saturday with twenty toddlers? 121
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againMartha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026But maybe, just maybe, short traumatized women should not be the bravest soldiers on the front lines against men being dickheads in public. Maybe that should be their peers. 023822
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Daily Abdul boost, looks like it's stalled a bit and it would be good if we could get him to at least 3000 so he can cover his rent through December. www.gofundme.com/f/help-abdul...gofundme.comDonate to Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December, organized by Abdul SalimHelp Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December Abdul Kh… Abdul Salim needs your support for Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December 000
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nobody warns you that part of raising a kid multilingual is sometimes they come home from school and stomp around calling "Madame" in a thick French accent whenever they need help. 000
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I left no ring with her. What means this lady? Fortune fucking forbid my outside have not charmed her! -Viola, Twelfth Night 000
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026So many autistic/neurodivergent women (which I bet describes a LOT of women in the Silicon Valley AI scene) report being *specifically* targeted by sexual predators who take advantage of their issues with reading social situations. Which is why I loathe the “oh, those poor autistic men” excuse. 241537207
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Something very delightful about hearing a child who took an extra year to think about talking very earnestly trying to pronounce funicular and recognizing different semaphore rail signals 000
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky 464742815
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againDr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Daily Abdul boost; we got him a good chunk of the way there yesterday, but if anyone is down to share today, I'd be grateful! www.gofundme.com/f/help-abdul...gofundme.comDonate to Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December, organized by Abdul SalimHelp Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December Abdul Kh… Abdul Salim needs your support for Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December 012
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In 7th grade, I had a teacher insist I sit with my legs on the floor, because no job would let me pretzel in the real world. To her, I say, ma'am, I met your wife, and anyway look at me now in my blazer at a desk sitting at all funny angles. 020
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againAnna Biela @nuclearanna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wishing you all a “not making it worse by sitting in the wrong pretzel configuration” today! 191
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My sister will point out that names can be changed and you don't have to stick with one that doesn't suit you and/or is literally Adolph. 010
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Honestly, it's one of those crosses the line twice type things that go so far, it becomes funny instead of offensive. Yeah, we killed thousands of people, caused an energy crisis, and destabilized an entire region. But do you really want your kid to have a stuffed shark and programmer socks? 1428736
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jordan my man they have multiple national guard patrols walking up and down U Street at all times. Somehow I don't think lack of law enforcement presence is the problem. 2243742
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 22/09/2026^I had to do this to a door in a rental a couple of times. It was a pain in the ass reassembling but pretty straightforward. Just loosen the screws on the plate around the knob and the whole thing should pop right off. 010
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For the past 8 years, I have been reliant on Uniqlo leggings and they have not let me down yet 120
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Puffs, pops, or pebbles? 010
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The perfect blazer for lecturing on special forces doesn't exi- 000
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againJennifer Graham @jennrgraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every intro to sociology class I teach gets this image. 101408312
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ok i guess a train can go there sure 020
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have thought about this for years, because it is relatively inexpensive, doesn't fill your house with stuff you won't use, and goes to a good cause. The only downside is, it ships from the US. So maybe an EU science equivalent?squidfacts.bigcartel.comEel Facts Advent CalendarReady to learn about eels?! Take a ride through the biology and history of eels with the Eel Facts Advent Calendar! Every day of advent (or other 24-day-long leadup to an event of your choosing), scra... 170
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026brother, noooooooo 011
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againgone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Anyone know of any gov openings for a guy who speaks some Turkish, is familiar with Turkish strategy and doctrine, and is looking at how the SSB is buying stuff? 251
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Daily Abdul boost; we got him a good chunk of the way there yesterday, but if anyone is down to share today, I'd be grateful! www.gofundme.com/f/help-abdul...gofundme.comDonate to Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December, organized by Abdul SalimHelp Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December Abdul Kh… Abdul Salim needs your support for Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December 012
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I wanna highlight that she also had a mischievous side. She used to steal my roommate's underwear. We spent ages trying to figure out a litterbox she could use, before switching to a reusable puppy pad system. One day she climbed into our other cat's litter box just to show she could. Troll. 120
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Legally Jonesy/Jones according to her paperwork, but she was better known as the Piss Queen or the Eel. She had moderate-to-severe cerebellar hypoplasia, so her walking was weak. She was buff and vicious and the terror of our giant dog. Anyone who met her started out confused and then fell in love. 120
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Last night, we lost our perfect, little eel of a cat. So pour one out for a fucked up lil guy who travelled longer distances than most humans in all of history, by car, plane, train, and even boat. This bitch was amazing, and there's never gonna be another like her. 3120
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I once stabbed a goblin made of cardboard dressed as a halfling rogue in a rock musical about a DnD party in the upper floors of the Kennedy Center during the 48 hour musical festival as part of the free summer city theater fest They just opened up to whole theater companies to do wild, silly art. 063
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Posting for Abdul in DC again! If you can't donate, but can share, please do! www.gofundme.com/f/help-abdul...gofundme.comDonate to Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December, organized by Abdul SalimHelp Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December Abdul Kh… Abdul Salim needs your support for Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December 010
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Deeply confused, gonna be real though, definitely impressed. She'd beat me in a pull up contest, though. 010
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If anyone feels able to donate, my colleague, Abdul, could use a bit of help for the next couple of months. gofund.me/e581c058egofund.meDonate to Temporary Relief for Basic Needs Until January 2027, organized by Abdul SalimA friend of mine is currently going through a serious but temporary … Abdul Salim needs your support for Temporary Relief for Basic Needs Until January 2027 012
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ringyoutu.beTrumle på tur: Restauranten | MinisjangYouTube video by Minisjang 000
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 109115442043
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move againMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276902022
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's all normative policy choices, ultimately- I keep thinking about all the work people did looking at suicide prevention text recognition in schools in Los Angeles, only to discover that they hadn't bothered to fund mental health workers for response. New tech doesn't fix the quarterly mindset 120
Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I saw how this played out at my last employer; they've straight up just decided to "save money" long term by not hiring anyone junior at all. Any enforcement of this is gonna need teeth until people realize how much they're screwing themselves over. 171
Reposted by Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Evergreen 0303