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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again

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DC wargamer abroad with a borked cat, an oversized dog, and an unhealthy interest in moral injury, chaplaincy and WMDs. The least prepared chaplaincy student and most relaxed part-time faculty member. Her dresses have pockets.

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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 16h
Gonna sit here with whisky and a box of Warhammer skulls and wait to see what happens when you decide to implode your university system, rip to my Alma Mater
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 16h
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my elementary school music teacher ensured I would have nightmares for years with this video. Thanks, PBS!
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Danse Macabre Camille Saint-Saëns 1980s cartoon, PBS elementary school music class
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Blur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched an El Santo movie and I htink the funniest thing to me is that he's simultaneously played as a detective superhero yet he's also still an in-universe wrestler, so he has to pause the plot to go wrestling three separate times
El Santo on a phonecall: "When I develop it, it'll be confirmed. Got to go wrestling."
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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every villain and henchman in Season 3 of Reacher hosts a podcast. One is a poorly edited actual play. One is a "cook and chat with comedians." One is not a real podcast, just a series of TikTok clips filmed awkwardly on a couch. Several of those podcasts are about finance.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
blue shampoo is so fun, when you rinse it down the drain you can pretend you killed someone from the dimension they used to film tampon commercials in
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Treyf Posting 🤌 @postingtreyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kevin Wilson @kwilsonhfx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*renames Paris New Quebec*
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Updated Massachusetts flags circulating again, meaning I have no choice but to share my submission
Storrow Drive/ the bridge incidents with trucks getting stuck
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have an answer and the answer is: people who respond to my Moms' Groupchat message of "hi I work full-time, does anyone want to have coffee at a playground after work hours or weekend mornings to talk with an adult?" with "come hang out at 2pm on Tuesday" + ... Italians.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my old jobs' solution for some of these problems was simply to not send women to locations where we knew problems might arise. Men could go instead. No, this would never, ever impact your ability to get work done, we promise. Why complain about slower promotions? Your performance is worse.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They won't say!
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What kind of human sets a three year old's birthday party for 5pm on a Saturday with twenty toddlers?
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But maybe, just maybe, short traumatized women should not be the bravest soldiers on the front lines against men being dickheads in public. Maybe that should be their peers.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily Abdul boost, looks like it's stalled a bit and it would be good if we could get him to at least 3000 so he can cover his rent through December. www.gofundme.com/f/help-abdul...
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Donate to Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December, organized by Abdul Salim
Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December Abdul Kh… Abdul Salim needs your support for Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody warns you that part of raising a kid multilingual is sometimes they come home from school and stomp around calling "Madame" in a thick French accent whenever they need help.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I left no ring with her. What means this lady? Fortune fucking forbid my outside have not charmed her! -Viola, Twelfth Night
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
So many autistic/neurodivergent women (which I bet describes a LOT of women in the Silicon Valley AI scene) report being *specifically* targeted by sexual predators who take advantage of their issues with reading social situations. Which is why I loathe the “oh, those poor autistic men” excuse.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Something very delightful about hearing a child who took an extra year to think about talking very earnestly trying to pronounce funicular and recognizing different semaphore rail signals
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily Abdul boost; we got him a good chunk of the way there yesterday, but if anyone is down to share today, I'd be grateful! www.gofundme.com/f/help-abdul...
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Donate to Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December, organized by Abdul Salim
Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December Abdul Kh… Abdul Salim needs your support for Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In 7th grade, I had a teacher insist I sit with my legs on the floor, because no job would let me pretzel in the real world. To her, I say, ma'am, I met your wife, and anyway look at me now in my blazer at a desk sitting at all funny angles.
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Anna Biela @nuclearanna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wishing you all a “not making it worse by sitting in the wrong pretzel configuration” today!
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My sister will point out that names can be changed and you don't have to stick with one that doesn't suit you and/or is literally Adolph.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly, it's one of those crosses the line twice type things that go so far, it becomes funny instead of offensive. Yeah, we killed thousands of people, caused an energy crisis, and destabilized an entire region. But do you really want your kid to have a stuffed shark and programmer socks?
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jordan my man they have multiple national guard patrols walking up and down U Street at all times. Somehow I don't think lack of law enforcement presence is the problem.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
^I had to do this to a door in a rental a couple of times. It was a pain in the ass reassembling but pretty straightforward. Just loosen the screws on the plate around the knob and the whole thing should pop right off.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For the past 8 years, I have been reliant on Uniqlo leggings and they have not let me down yet
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Puffs, pops, or pebbles?
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The perfect blazer for lecturing on special forces doesn't exi-
A goofy patchwork blazer with daisies and the letters SOF all over it
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Jennifer Graham @jennrgraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every intro to sociology class I teach gets this image.
A small digger trying its hardest to dig out the Ever Given ship that has run aground. It says, “Structural Problem” on the giant Ever Given and, “Making different personal choices” on the tiny digger.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ok i guess a train can go there sure
the hands of an adult and a small child point at a sticker book, where a train is now placed directly in a harbor.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have thought about this for years, because it is relatively inexpensive, doesn't fill your house with stuff you won't use, and goes to a good cause. The only downside is, it ships from the US. So maybe an EU science equivalent?
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Eel Facts Advent Calendar
Ready to learn about eels?! Take a ride through the biology and history of eels with the Eel Facts Advent Calendar! Every day of advent (or other 24-day-long leadup to an event of your choosing), scra...
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
brother, noooooooo
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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone know of any gov openings for a guy who speaks some Turkish, is familiar with Turkish strategy and doctrine, and is looking at how the SSB is buying stuff?
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily Abdul boost; we got him a good chunk of the way there yesterday, but if anyone is down to share today, I'd be grateful! www.gofundme.com/f/help-abdul...
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Donate to Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December, organized by Abdul Salim
Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December Abdul Kh… Abdul Salim needs your support for Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wanna highlight that she also had a mischievous side. She used to steal my roommate's underwear. We spent ages trying to figure out a litterbox she could use, before switching to a reusable puppy pad system. One day she climbed into our other cat's litter box just to show she could. Troll.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Legally Jonesy/Jones according to her paperwork, but she was better known as the Piss Queen or the Eel. She had moderate-to-severe cerebellar hypoplasia, so her walking was weak. She was buff and vicious and the terror of our giant dog. Anyone who met her started out confused and then fell in love.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last night, we lost our perfect, little eel of a cat. So pour one out for a fucked up lil guy who travelled longer distances than most humans in all of history, by car, plane, train, and even boat. This bitch was amazing, and there's never gonna be another like her.
A noble looking grey cat with a thick neck, gazing into the distance.a big eyed grey cat with dystonia of the hind legs sits in a wooden armchair with canvas scraps on it; one hind leg dangles behind the back of the chairA grey cat on a white and yellow duvet sits at a jaunty angle, like a gentleman. She glares imperiously.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I once stabbed a goblin made of cardboard dressed as a halfling rogue in a rock musical about a DnD party in the upper floors of the Kennedy Center during the 48 hour musical festival as part of the free summer city theater fest They just opened up to whole theater companies to do wild, silly art.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Posting for Abdul in DC again! If you can't donate, but can share, please do! www.gofundme.com/f/help-abdul...
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Donate to Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December, organized by Abdul Salim
Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December Abdul Kh… Abdul Salim needs your support for Help Abdul Cover Rent and Basic Needs Through December
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Deeply confused, gonna be real though, definitely impressed. She'd beat me in a pull up contest, though.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If anyone feels able to donate, my colleague, Abdul, could use a bit of help for the next couple of months. gofund.me/e581c058e
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Donate to Temporary Relief for Basic Needs Until January 2027, organized by Abdul Salim
A friend of mine is currently going through a serious but temporary … Abdul Salim needs your support for Temporary Relief for Basic Needs Until January 2027
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring
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Trumle på tur: Restauranten | Minisjang
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's all normative policy choices, ultimately- I keep thinking about all the work people did looking at suicide prevention text recognition in schools in Los Angeles, only to discover that they hadn't bothered to fund mental health workers for response. New tech doesn't fix the quarterly mindset
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I saw how this played out at my last employer; they've straight up just decided to "save money" long term by not hiring anyone junior at all. Any enforcement of this is gonna need teeth until people realize how much they're screwing themselves over.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Evergreen
Soldier launches a flare labeled GENDER
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