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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again

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DC wargamer abroad with a borked cat, an oversized dog, and an unhealthy interest in moral injury, chaplaincy and WMDs. The least prepared chaplaincy student and most relaxed part-time faculty member. Her dresses have pockets.

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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What people expect when she says "Faht Point" Vs what I think
Muscular bald man with arm tattoos in a tank topFancy looking dude bro in a suit vest, tie, and button down.
I think he's from Ally McBeal?
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Updated Massachusetts flags circulating again, meaning I have no choice but to share my submission
Storrow Drive/ the bridge incidents with trucks getting stuck
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The perfect blazer for lecturing on special forces doesn't exi-
A goofy patchwork blazer with daisies and the letters SOF all over it
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ok i guess a train can go there sure
the hands of an adult and a small child point at a sticker book, where a train is now placed directly in a harbor.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last night, we lost our perfect, little eel of a cat. So pour one out for a fucked up lil guy who travelled longer distances than most humans in all of history, by car, plane, train, and even boat. This bitch was amazing, and there's never gonna be another like her.
A noble looking grey cat with a thick neck, gazing into the distance.a big eyed grey cat with dystonia of the hind legs sits in a wooden armchair with canvas scraps on it; one hind leg dangles behind the back of the chairA grey cat on a white and yellow duvet sits at a jaunty angle, like a gentleman. She glares imperiously.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like there's a whole thing we could look at here- which Gerasimov is more terrifying to the modern analyst?
"Skibidi Toilet (stylized in all lowercase) is an animated web series created by Alexey Gerasimov and released through YouTube videos and Shorts on his channel, skibidi (formerly DaFuq!?Boom!). Produced using Source Filmmaker, the series follows a war between toilets with human heads coming out of their bowls and humanoid characters with electronic devices, such as cameras, for heads."
Then there is a screenshot of the horrible head in a toilet."The Gerasimov Doctrine, named after Valery Gerasimov, the Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces, is a hypothesized military doctrine of hybrid warfare used by Russia. The doctrine puts interstate conflict and warfare on par with political, economic, informational, humanitarian, and other non-military activities."

Then there is a photo of Gerasimov in uniform looking stern.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The absolute GOAT
Lebanese Falafel flavored Brets Potato Chips
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I thought I was going to miss the eclipse because it was the kid's bedtime, but I forgot about the pinhole cameras we have on every window with the extremely Belgian shutters
The shadow of the eclipse appearing in dozens of pinholes from a window shade in a white wall. A framed pink quilt hangs at the top of the wall.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My weekend plans? Blackberry jam. Just that. So much of it. Can for scale.
A massive amount of blackberry jam in a big plastic container inside of a fridge, with a beer can for scale. It's a lot of jam.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The butterfly meme, where a confused man asks "is this self harm" and the butterfly is labeled "looking at schools and houses in the country I used to live in but currently cannot"
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What up my dudes
A result for a political survey that statws the closest match is Zohran Mamdani
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Who IS she?
Caked up Gundam
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone
Emotionally exhausted Sailor Uranus, smoking and drinking a PBR, looking like she's seen some shit.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Dried mango with threatening aura
A blue box with the words "say goodbye to boring life"
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I had had a thought for a while. I followed through on it It wasn't as interesting as I had hoped it would be. Sic transit gloria mundi
Two chocolate dogs in Easter packagingThe same two chocolate dogs, now in a pan full of batterThe same two dogs in a pan full of batter, now in an ovenTwo melted piles of chocolate in the batter in the pan in the oven
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The I will die for my country meme, but with North American Treaty Organization. Peter has a service cover and an off kilter NATO compass on his shirt
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A bunch of the Swiss Guard at the Vatican in full dress uniform with halbards and helmets. Their pants are striped and their helmets are plumed.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Discuss
A tier list of Børste characters
Trumle and Dimsedutterne are S tier, Hr. Citron is A tier, Orm and Børste are B tier, Rut is C tier.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
There's a stuffed John Dillerman. No Dimsedutter. I am incensed. Denmark, I did not learn your language and deal with your immigration system just to find out that you would rather have this stupid doll with a prehensile penis from a boring show instead of a cuddly freaky little ant in a hard hat.
It's John Dillerman. He wears a striped red and white pajama set and has a prehensile penis which is also covered in red and white stripes. He has a horrible moustache and a purple hat.a single Dimsedut. It's a pink ant with asymmetric eyes and a hard hat. It looks mildly concussed.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I get why Trumle and Børste are two of the obvious go-tos here. But why oh why are there so many kinds of Orm plushies, and even a fucking Hr. Citron dangly plushie, but not a single Dimsedut in sight? My child yearns for soft militant ant thieves. DR git gud. Do Danish parents just have bad taste?
four little pink ants in helmets balance a loaf of bread on their heads. Three other ants run around or sit holding what appear to be meatballs.a soft lemon stuffed toy with a miserable faceA striped yellow and orange worm stuffed toy. It has giant eyes and a purple cowl.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I may need someone to explain this to me, as no Loose Box was mentioned anywhere in the description.
A screen shot of part of the floor plan of the property. This part is simply labeled Loose Box. Apparently the Loose Box is 3.73 by 3.66 meters. At least it has a door.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
That Naomi Wolf screenshot where she just says No! No!!
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You ever have a day where you kinda wish you didn't speak a language because knowing it just means a whole different level of understanding things being in fire?
Badly drawn guy saying yeah and looking kinda miserable
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sippy cup says trans rights
A sippy cup in the colors of the trans flag set on a red chair, with a yellow rug behind it, strewn with duplo bricks
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My kid is obsessed with a book we found by the side of the road last year. We had to buy a second copy because we left hers at my sister's place before we moved. Anyway, please enjoy my remix of Chris Haughton's masterpiece, "Shh! We Have a People's Liberation Army Navy"
Two panels of a picture book. On the left side, three visible figures stand on a hill, pointing at a bird in a pond, saying, "look! Down there." On the right side, the smallest figure says "hello Birdy." The three larger figures respond with "shh Shh! We have a plan." The largest figure holds the flag of the PLA navy.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Extremely excited for this intensely cursed second hand mug
A hand holds a white mug with blue text above paving stones. The mug reads: "Greg
VIGILANT (all caps)
Over each move you watch and you spy.
Any wrong move does warrant your cry.
Knowing that you are here,
we've no cause to have fear
with your vigilant, watchful eye."
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
A friend asked what we impulse bought at Costco and honestly I think these baguettes were added to the cart just because it's objectively very funny to go to Paris and get genuinely good baguettes from the giant warehouse
Three Costco baguettes, priced at €2.79 for the whole pack
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
JK had to post highway cat
A car on the highway has a loose white and orange cat walking around in the trunk
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
My beloved
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Costco is kinda the same everywhere Giant sewing kits, halal snacks, duck fat.
Wild West Jerky, halalJars of duck fatThat blue Royal Dansk cookie tin that never holds cookies
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Home
The Costco in Paris from outside
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Should I be worried about this sign?
A traffic notification sign that seems to show an explosion icon over a car.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Can't escape Belgium, huh
Highway exit sign for Parc Asterix
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I feel like I climbed this palace in Assassin's Creed
Tourism sign for an old timey imperial town with horses and a palace, by a highway
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Me, trying to explain to friends back home that bagels are hard to get here...
Cloudy sky and a roadside reading Goyencourt- Ouest
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hanging out at the McCafe next to a Turkish toddler who does not want his sandwich, tickled to realize I still have the vocabulary of the average three year old in that language, and enjoying the cyber horse
A coin operated children's ride that looks like a nightmarish metal horse
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Big sky out here Is France the Texas of Europe? The verbal European in the car says no, but that Luxembourg is Delaware.
Windmills by a highway
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I mean I read the zine about gender and the Fast and the Furious too
A truck that says Dom Trans on the side
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yeah see this also has the vibes of the Mormon Temple outside Rockville. The steeple kinda looks like it was made out of carved whale tusk
Rural French church with a red roof with a big fancy white steeple
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
They're only sticky notes if they come from the Calais region Otherwise they're just tacky message paper
A view of the 3M factory from the gate, with trucks out front
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Bip & Go.
Highway tool place with stoplights and a ticket machine
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Kinda reminiscent of going to the DC Costco via 50 from Bowie
Traffic cones blocking a highway exitUNESCO sign for Calais
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Mes amis Today is the day Today, we go to Paris Specifically, to Costco On y VA!
A highway on ramp sign indicating the way to ParisA big IKEA and Carrefour sign on the side of a highway Tags on a highway barrier as viewed from the passenger side window. They're a little blurry.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
If you didn't know NFTs are done, now you do This was on the sale rack of the kids' clothing section in a Bilka outside of Aalborg, which is the European equivalent of finding it on sale in a Target outside of Minneapolis. LOL. LMAO, even.
A bored ape yacht Club branded tee in a kids' size 8. It's ugly, and priced at 99 Danish krone, which is roughly 13 USD.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
the hamster one is my current favorite but my partner is partial to this one
Anthony Joshua about to deck Jake Paul in the boxing ring. Joshua is labeled "boughs of holly" and Paul is labeled "the halls"
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
They sell them at Aldi here. I have never seen them before. My daughter is obsessed. They're crunchy and kinda fruity and she calls it "Tu" for reasons none of us understand.
A green box of cereal with illustrations of dinosaurs on it. It is Golden Bridge's Multi Grain Dino Shapes.
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A movie that takes place where you're from You still couldn't swim in the river or the old beach when I was a kid. Probably still can't.
John Travolta in a coat by a New England River in winter
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Little cartoon animals marching with flowers and tools, in armour and medieval garb. The rabbit-knight in the front of the line holds a banner reading "We will just have to eat them together"
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Dr. SmolAnalyst would really like to not have to move again @smolanalyst.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
contemplating my profile pic for my UK uni alumni network and really tempted to go for this. will I? nah. but I like knowing it's an option.
a poorly cropped screenshot of a picture from the neck down of a shirtless, muscular, pale man in a mirror with the text "if the british empire has a million haters, I'm one of them. if the british empire has 5 haters I'm one of them. If the british empire has 1 hater that one is me. If the british empire has no haters I'm no longer alive. If the world is against the british empire I support the entire world. Till my last breath, I'll hate the british empire."
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