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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tremors and jaws are both great movies, and Jaws probably succeeds more as a work of horror. but Tremors is actually perfect. an almost unique example of a film executed flawlessly in line with its vision.
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boy I Love Losing to the patriotS
Some kid who I think is a meme or content creator or some shit holding a mug and has a super smug face

With the Patriots logo photoshopped onto the mug
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deshaun Watson: *sexually assaults a dozen women* CBS: Troubled past Tony Romo: *DUI in Wisconsin where it is a regional rite of passage* CBS: Fired from a catapult
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So wait, where are Ben Rice and Cam Schlittler from?
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God damn I hate the Yankees so much
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously how many different Yankees/Red Sox intro highlight packages do they have? Nothing's really changed since the Sox won in 2018. They don't really need to keep making new ones unless there's some huge regular season brawl or storyline.
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rizzo is struggling to get through this intro
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tush push is unstoppable
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Gruffalo voice is quite possibly the best out there. My only regret is that he/she has so few lines
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a certified Broncos hater, this game is absolutely maddening
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The New England Not-so-Greatriots
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As much as I would love a Backrooms sequel to learn more ... I don't know if I could bring myself to watch it. What a weird and anxiety filled movie
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I watch this at least once a week and end up crying from laughter each time, youtu.be/zjg9aN3sOt0 Indeed.
youtu.be
WASTED Alex Jones Crashes Tim Pool's Show
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've watched a lot of Simpsons YouTube videos talking about how awesome the show was, but this one is easily the best one I've seen: youtu.be/PsUFWKOah3c
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No wonder it won 37 Emmys
YouTube video by ScreenPuff
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just recently got my 2-year-old daughter to help me make food for her and the family and it's been fuckin awesome. Extremely time-consuming but awesome
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If this fuckin Nor'easter ruins the fall foliage I may have to yell at a tree or a pond or some shit.
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh no way, I thought he died
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
UNSHAMBLED
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chiefs haters (like myself) are in shambles
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's tough On one hand, free football On the other hand, fuck the Chefs
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Chris Berman voice* Emmett Johnson.... WHOOOP!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18/09/2026
me getting in the uber 20 minutes after insisting to all my friends that i "don't feel anything" from the bong hit i took
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
eww, not only is Yash gone, but now Vince is in? #bb28
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't want to overreact but I think the Patriots should be relegated
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Sophie Rae Lichterman @whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today is International Red Panda Day! If you know me at all, you know that I simply love red pandas. I present this video from the San Diego Zoo of a red panda doing a proper sploot.
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me after every morning stand-up
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes I think about how the artists behind my favorite two comics growing up were Scott Adams and Bill Watterson
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy 30th to, Aenima (literally today) Evil Empire Sublime All Eyez on Me Reasonable Doubt Great Southern Trendkill Alice in Chains Unplugged ATLiens What a year for music - even for tasteless edgelords (me) who liked, Antichrist Superstar Life is Peachy Load
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Warriors don't win modern wars. They haven't for quite some time.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 23/07/2024
Elon Musk, behind all the pretense of inventing shit, is fundamentally a genetic spammer
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let's go
A photo where the text says,

Announcer: are you ready for some football
Me: 

A photo is shown with a make with the largest and hardest god damn nipples you've ever seen
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
God damn this Lanterns show is so good
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pretty sure you're not allowed to use reddit at one-day-old
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Didn't realize this tweet was just the social media manifestation of Gloria
A classic tweet from maple cocaine, @historyinflicks that reads,

> Conservatives: Lets round up Muslims and put them in camps 

> Liberals: HIRE 👏 MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 GUARDS
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Had no fuckin clue Gloria Steinem was a CIA asset for a decade+
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Inside the Big Brother house there are two wolves #bb28
Photo of BarrettPhoto of a weasel 

I mean Drew
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ES TITTIES @wallyellerbb24.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
💀💀💀 he funny af #bb28
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Spotted this while taking a walk in our central Massachusetts, middle of nowhere Nashoba Valley town and I have to say, the kids are and have always been, all right
Written on the side of a train bridge,

"We always have and will have been here" with a picture of the trans flag
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
D E G A U S S
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Clippers are once again, fucked What a sorry-assed franchise
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Far from ideal, but I don't regret my vote today for Ed whatsoever. I really hope someone as progressive as him comes around at the end of his term
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm very thankful for my crippling fear that something I post would be extremely upsetting to someone keeping me from becoming too online
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks @mapquest.com!
Lake Ontario but it’s changed to “Lake I Hope It Happens Today”
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The older I get, the more prophetic this becomes youtu.be/10MveRzK8zI
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Classic Ralph
YouTube video by McLocks
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Friendly neighborhood idiot @smokinjoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRtl...
youtube.com
The Simpsons - Don't Worry, I've Got An Ace Up My Sleeve
YouTube video by Mostly Simpsons
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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