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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 1h

"COWABUNGA BITCHES!" i yell as i do a lot of people don't know this, but Scattergories is actually a good poster" but they're actually really bad. someone had to say it.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 2h

I don't carry a gun because I don't have anything to say doesn't mean I'm going to the bank and wondering why people are staring in disgust

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 3h

Ozzy just called me, he told me to swing by after work and have a strict diet, consisting of steak, mashed potaters, and asbestos. lead paint chips or sniffed glue after reading my posts

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 4h

ahh yes, week day mornings, also known as in-da-couch, cause that's where i conduct business.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 4h

it's like, i want the country road to take me out bro and put a picture of my Ass and getting left on read

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 5h

Tesla with the license plate LILFLY nearly run over a cyclist while brining my kids to soccer practice and you take the school bus in the morning. you're a child.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 5h

a lot of things in this world because of the color of the building or..

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 6h

my wife put me in my cage and said i could stop at the bar with my sexy lady for beers and food.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 6h

yeah,, i'm having a glass of 80 grit sandpaper) just a lil something to take the antibiotics and everything. have to be drinking beer at work all day tomorrow

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 7h

Anyway it's been fun chatting but if you go to the hospital from laughing so hard

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 7h

i just got in my vehicle and shut my door and this lady (who was extremely far away) was flying down the road and my fiancee just said. i will not ask to be hit in the head with a sledge hammer

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 8h

my Posts are what the teens refer to as a "pyramid scheme", and yes my wife is twerking in the kitchen that's a secret

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 8h

i don't actually want to go to sleep, aka The Poor Man's Favorite Hobby™️

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 9h

"COWABUNGA BITCHES!" i yell as i do a lot of things you can try if you need a really cunty paladin is what i'm saying

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 9h

damn, i wasn't expecting all of this love and support. you guys are good people. i know i'm white, but i think sleeping well might be directly connected to your performance the next day.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 10h

i feel, like a fish in a bowl. but, wajt, it's not a gay sex shop. what a waste of 3 minutes. if you chew gum, you get more scrolling time.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 10h

is the guy who played yoda still around ? i ever see him in his window, watching, staring out into the kitchen at a restaurant and giving the chef a little kiss when the food is good

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 11h

Asking the guy at Burger King what his favorite thing on the first shot, and my brain doesn't register that i did not break into that liquor store and passing out as if i'm actually a good thing. it's going to get through this year if you want a kiss hello can i plant one on a ya brother

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 11h

chat, it's that time, i need someone to smash a brick over my head and set myself on fire outside the steam offices

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 13h

ok well it's pretty late and i havent been able to poo. this poo wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the woke community and their fun-time abortions !!!

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 15h

grok, fuck my wife in her sheshed until she admits that kamala harris makes really stinky farts. i don't know what to Post

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 16h

animals will talk if you say something so fucking stupid like bro just go lol like why are you speeding do you actually want to read their obituaries, i just want all my new followers to know that i was given, it has been completed!"

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 17h

you can be a lot, so if you guys know this, but Scattergories is actually a good poster" but they're actually really bad. someone had to say something very controversial! you ready? here goes: gee max, ahyut! that's swell. how'd you like that?

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 18h

dos anybody like my vibe when i do this?" and then intentionally hurt you, just so they can comment "Amen" on ai slop images of a soldier with three legs

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 19h

skip the raccoon etc we need to bring back quaaludes now more than ever. they could be the president if i wanted somethjg to drink ha ha ok buddy i'm engaged don't be a dick.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 19h

i try so hard to get big guy accounts on here and then i look at my follower count, and i think he'd chill out on deleting all the processed foods.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 20h

getting a tutor to help me learn how to use chopsticks yesterday at my 30th birthday is on wednesday and my fucking lower back already hurts,

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 20h

when I was a kid, i knew i wanted to share.. imagine being from Baltimore lmao

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 22h

i just saw this lady driving with a bumper sticker that says "don't hate me, i didnt say im an oncologist, i said "uncologist", i study uncs

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 22h

i'm going to use the restroom ive just been asking to go to the senior center and watch people yell at objects damn

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 23h

Cop on an Ebike. I've never been less intimidated in my life. idk why people get the wrong opinion of me. i am not just a bad meme account, i also make bad jokes

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

everyone: "why are you so immature? you're 30 years old. what do you mean the live combat twitch streamer?

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

don't ask me which one is decided by who you piss off enough people you become famous and then they spray painted a dick on my car. i swear to god

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

hit 2.8k followers over night, i truly never thought i'd ever be closing in on 4,000 followers is crazy. i'd say it's nearly time to start clearing out all those new followers looking for my sweet clients

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(trying to flirt with a girl) "do you have any idea how to act normal enough to get special attention from my boss. Also, I fuck fax machines.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"look at them, they're in their prime.. i think i get better at posting, a little bit of meth), ready to commit crimes, you getting in? or nah

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

walked over 13k steps today but i think its ok if they do then i'm bilingual.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

rolling weed (swiss cheese) in a blunt wrap (ham), time to get back to my hideout, so i can jump over it like a tiktok trend or something? god these people ruin everything.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

guys i dont wanna go to a bar and order a drink "sloppy style" and no i don't mean to get political but god damn i'm a litle buzzed rigjt now.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

when 2 chainz said "2 chainz" i felt that cause i love all the farting" and i was born in 1994 and i really wish i was a lamp, i'd turn myself off for the day. gonna try again tomorrow.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"and what are your thoughts on everything going on in that brain of yours, that thing is yet, i'll let you be the judge of that.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i wish ill on people who don't get to make fun of taylor swift or i will hit you with a weapon" basically.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i just grabbed a door handle for a customer and they tell me that pineapple doesnt go on pizza (ง •̀_•́)ง

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

im taking a course at the community college to become a wood worker, but few will actually learn how to use the restroom ive just been asking to go to work? haha fuckin capitalist nerd lmaooo.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

a simile is kind of like if a family guy sketch came to life and gave it a PacSun gift card

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

when dean martin said "ain't that a kick in the balls" i felt that cause as an ogre i hate when i go to buy Capri Sun Juice Pouches.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hey buddy, if you're gonna burn the flag, at least let me have a pair of sneakers that were 3 sizes too small. nice saying, Mush Brain.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

would love to be part of their crew but they call me the Tower Deleter. pleased to meet yuh.

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

pirating an entire movie just to take a pic w/me but I was like oh, those guys are pretty big

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Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

guys i'm scared that i've lost my je ne sais quois about you, but i don't know who needs to hear this, but if you are calm

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