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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
JFC. We are really going back to the 80s.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's just everywhere now. I don't know how much longer he can dodge these disturbing allegations. That he, Ted Cruz, licks corpse feet.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
👏👏👏 Amazing thread 😂
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
BREAKING: The Trump White House just ousted all three sitting members of the U.S. Election Assistance Commission — hamstringing the bipartisan agency ahead of the midterms. The EAC helps state and local officials run elections, including by certifying election equipment.
nbcnews.com
Trump ousts remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission ahead of midterms
The dismissals hamstring a key bipartisan agency just months before the midterms.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m sorry, but this video of Belgium’s squad mocking Trump in their locker room after demolishing the USMNT is hilarious.
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J Mills @jmillsjr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Every video I have seen of Zohran Mamdani this week feels like watching a 90s movie called "KID MAYOR" where every idea works and he wears a basketball jersey under a suit jacket and his main villain is Donald
Trump.”
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I now fervently believe this. Relatedly, I think celebrating good news and embracing joy are equally radical. You have to remember what you’re fighting for. We cannot sustainably organize around sorrow.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/06/2026
Kim Jong Un thinks this is a bit much
Trump TS post of US passport with his picture on it
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
❤️😭❤️😭
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Died of sadness” a year after her husband passed. 😭 Persepolis is graphic novel perfection. And a rare time when the movie parallels the beauty of the book. RIP Marjane Satrapi. apnews.com/article/marj...
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Iranian-French cartoonist and filmmaker Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56
Satrapi is best-known for her monochrome autobiographical comic book and film “Persepolis,” a coming-of-age tale set against the Islamic Revolution in her native Iran.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/06/2026
There is no way in hell the man that promoted the ... *Checks notes* FIFTY year mortgage... is working in intelligence
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is so cool. 🧵
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Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Greg Bovino will speak at a white nationalist conference in Portugal tomorrow. He will share the stage with no fewer than five people who idolize Hitler, including one who joined a group created by two Nazi SS members. Another guy is a self-described racist who refers to women as "cockroaches."🧵
a bunch of white supremacists looking like dogs
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
What happened to Russell Vought that made him such awful human? How does a person come to loathe arts and science like he does? Miller is a raging Nazi. While Vought is the boring, quiet, milquetoast guy, tearing everything down.
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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 25/05/2026
republicans who won texas by a larger margin than trump did in any election: nixon, reagan, george hw bush, george w bush, george w bush a second time, mitt romney
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
And the 8 Dems are: Henry Cuellar (TX), Don Davis (NC), Cleo Fields (LA), Laura Gillen (NY), Vicente Gonzalez (TX), Marcy Kaptur (OH), Marie Glusenkamp Perez (WA), & Eugene Vindman (VA).
clerk.house.gov
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Holy shit. I wanna see this now.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Holy fucking shit. They just keep stepping up the brazenness. I've asked myself so many times why I'm still surprised by MAGA fuckery. And. I guess it's because I still held hope that maybe there *was* hope that at least some of these people were redeemable—even partially.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 06/05/2026
“We’re going to flood the zone. You’re going to see more ICE agents [than] you ever seen before.” The time to get whistles into the hands of your community is right now. We will send you whistles, for free, in quantities of 100-thousands. We do it every day. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 05/05/2026
This is partisanship at its rawest. SCOTUS has clamped down on lower courts for rulings that could alter maps many *months* before an election—even when those maps have been judged illegal. Here, it's rushing to let the Louisiana GOP change a map *while an election is underway.*
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Dem party is so useless and bad at messaging that this asshole and his followers are beating them at the whole "turn down the rhetoric".
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 15/04/2026
Vance became a Catholic seven years ago. Now he's correcting the Pope. The chutzpah is breathtaking.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
men can’t understand what it’s like for women to see story after story after story of women being victims of sexual violence in a culture where it’s routine; what it’s like to live in a world that is fundamentally hostile to our existence. it’s a wonder we leave the fucking house, let alone thrive.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I mean. I know things are bad. And the regime is racist as hell. But some data is still stunning in its revelations.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Holy shit. He needs to be recalled. While he's always had some bad takes, there's been a truly striking change in his opinions and voting since his stroke.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Lolol. When "Military Triumph" means the loser, in this case, controls a critical point of global goods transportation and is able to charge millions for access, as well as disallowing US access.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fuuuuuck Netanyahu. www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/w...
Israeli officials have concerns about US-Iran ceasefire agreement, source says
By Jeremy Diamond

Israeli officials are concerned about the temporary ceasefire agreement the US has reached with Iran, an Israeli source familiar with the matter said.

The source said Israel will abide by the ceasefire, following US President Donald Trump’s lead.

But Israel is doing so reluctantly: Israel still has more targets on its list and more goals it would like to achieve through military action in Iran, the source said.

When asked by CNN in mid-March, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu declined to answer whether Israel would cease its attacks on Iran if Trump reached a ceasefire. But he acknowledged that Trump is “the leader” and that he is “his ally.”

“Ultimately, President Trump makes his own decisions and do I respect them? Yes, I do,” Netanyahu told CNN during a March 18 news conference.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Genuinely: how are these people just acting business-as-usual?
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
So, according to Ka$h and the FBI, me and all my friends, and even my parents, are domestic terrorists. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-p...
kenklippenstein.com
Exclusive: FBI’s New Political Pre-Crime Center
Are your views on the list of 'domestic terrorism' indicators?
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
These are even better than the movie scene color palettes I love so much.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
American Protestantism is really something else. The Pope is like “God doesn’t want us to invoke his name when we kill people” and Franklin Graham is like “God loves it when our powerful leaders hulk smash the evildoers you woke fool.”
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Franklin Graham challenges Pope Leo XIV's Palm Sunday claim that God rejects war leaders' prayers, pointing to King David's biblical victories as proof of divine favor in battle.
#FranklinGraham #PopeLeoXIV #KingDavid #ChristianDebate #BibleTruth
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Franklin Graham Cites King David Against Pope's War
Prayer Rebuke
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026
Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you’re interested in following the birthright citizenship case before the Supreme Court today, this is an *excellent* thread
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
WTAF is even happening any more. I will never understand how the U.S. continues to enable/support/fund this. No articles of impeachment. No serious attempts to grind the gears of govt to a halt.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 21/02/2026
Do not come to the US. For any but the most dire reason. Do not come.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
He needs to either be shunned for life from society or sent to Mars. I dunno how I continue to be shocked that they reach new lows on the regular.
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Dogpatch Press @dogpatch.press · 01/02/2026
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-…
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-bein…
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio. Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3. Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This. Energy.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/01/2026
Baby Jesus Tapping Out A Sheep Bernardino Luini, early 16th century.
Curly headed baby has one chubby arm around the sheep's neck and other hand grabbing its ear and it's going to sleep from the look of things.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
🚨 📢
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Irrevocably and permanently damaging the civil rights of dozens of ICE guys by playing the Butthole Surfers' 1988 album "Hairway To Steven" from a boombox outside the Hilton Garden Inn in suburban Minneapolis where they're all staying. JD Vance does a tweet about it that starts "Wow. Really?"
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