h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 05/10/2026❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I thought of her as soon as I saw your drawing. She is such a magical human. 020
Reposted by h E.R.B.In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331189773986
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mine is that I have one bathroom In my house on first floor. And my bathroom is on the second. And the stairs rival some of those in Amsterdam. 010
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Lol. seems like an excellent opportunity for some good ol Photoshop work. 020
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What if he has a multitude of nipples? Like dear ol Graham here. 142
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Whaaaat? That’s awesome. I avoid YouTube as much as possible because the number of ads make it unwatchable. And they’re always gross ads for scammy products to make people poop better. (I have no clue why I’m targeted with those) 030
Reposted by h E.R.B.Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's just everywhere now. I don't know how much longer he can dodge these disturbing allegations. That he, Ted Cruz, licks corpse feet. 119817
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 01/09/2026God. I love them so much. You just made my shitty day better! 000
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Yeah! Choad Warriors are my husband’s team! This is maybe their 13th year? Always so fun!!! Also. The red furry buddy was Animal from the Muppets… and Jesus was Righteous Gemstones. Best event of the summer in Portland. 050
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Oh! Wow. I have a book of photos from this series. Haven’t looked at it in so many years. Can’t believe I never noticed it was Mary Ellen Mark. 🫠 What a remarkable talent. 021
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I had to disconnect my app when alerts on my phone for texts, etc started coming out of the stove. 😂 No one knew how to fix it either. 🫠 020
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Solution: New ear worm. youtu.be/I9MZNEXrElw?...youtu.beWe Like The MoonYouTube video by Rathergood 010
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Omg. Freeway? I forgot all about that movie! It’s amazing. So darkly humorous. 130
Reposted by h E.R.B.Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026BREAKING: The Trump White House just ousted all three sitting members of the U.S. Election Assistance Commission — hamstringing the bipartisan agency ahead of the midterms. The EAC helps state and local officials run elections, including by certifying election equipment.nbcnews.comTrump ousts remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission ahead of midtermsThe dismissals hamstring a key bipartisan agency just months before the midterms. 25028781601
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Damn. They suck so much. Makes it reaaaally hard for me to continue to justify spending so much money on a publication/company that makes it this hard just to read what I pay for. 000
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Wonder if they're owned by same corp that owns the Oregonian. I've subscribed for years, and recently, I can't read any articles from their website on my phone, as it says I have an adblocker on...even though, like you, I deactivated it. 100
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Came here to compliment you on the cover art! It's so good. 010
Reposted by h E.R.B.Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I’m sorry, but this video of Belgium’s squad mocking Trump in their locker room after demolishing the USMNT is hilarious. 691685413
Reposted by h E.R.B.Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I now fervently believe this. Relatedly, I think celebrating good news and embracing joy are equally radical. You have to remember what you’re fighting for. We cannot sustainably organize around sorrow. 8165851923
Reposted by h E.R.B.Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/06/2026Kim Jong Un thinks this is a bit much 97262681105
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It’s the shittiest app in so many ways. Although I do kind of enjoy how utterly random and unpredictable the algorithm is - def see things I never would otherwise. But the amount of false info and engagement farming Is unreal. 010
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Hoooo boy. My bother and his bestie were in high school in the early 90s. Found friend’s dad’s porn video stash in trunk of car. First video they played on the VCR turned out to be dear ol dad’s girlfriend having … relations … with a dog. That poor boy wound up a heroin addict. 020
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 04/06/2026“Died of sadness” a year after her husband passed. 😭 Persepolis is graphic novel perfection. And a rare time when the movie parallels the beauty of the book. RIP Marjane Satrapi. apnews.com/article/marj...apnews.comIranian-French cartoonist and filmmaker Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56Satrapi is best-known for her monochrome autobiographical comic book and film “Persepolis,” a coming-of-age tale set against the Islamic Revolution in her native Iran. 000
Reposted by h E.R.B.Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/06/2026There is no way in hell the man that promoted the ... *Checks notes* FIFTY year mortgage... is working in intelligence 3589
Reposted by h E.R.B.Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Greg Bovino will speak at a white nationalist conference in Portugal tomorrow. He will share the stage with no fewer than five people who idolize Hitler, including one who joined a group created by two Nazi SS members. Another guy is a self-described racist who refers to women as "cockroaches."🧵 36429841524
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Fascinating...they just love shooting themselves in their feet, don't they. 100
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 29/05/2026What happened to Russell Vought that made him such awful human? How does a person come to loathe arts and science like he does? Miller is a raging Nazi. While Vought is the boring, quiet, milquetoast guy, tearing everything down. 010
Reposted by h E.R.B.dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 25/05/2026republicans who won texas by a larger margin than trump did in any election: nixon, reagan, george hw bush, george w bush, george w bush a second time, mitt romney 1265
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I've used DDG a lot, and like some aspects. But seems like no search engine can fix the issue Google had even before all AI - the internet is flooded with garbage and it's so hard to find what you need because of all the SEO optimizing. 1230
Reposted by h E.R.B.Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.” 223149972812
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I will forever miss Regretsy. And Gawker, obviously. "What did we get stuck in our rectums this year" was always a treat. Lolol. 010
Reposted by h E.R.B.Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026And the 8 Dems are: Henry Cuellar (TX), Don Davis (NC), Cleo Fields (LA), Laura Gillen (NY), Vicente Gonzalez (TX), Marcy Kaptur (OH), Marie Glusenkamp Perez (WA), & Eugene Vindman (VA).clerk.house.gov 16816601
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Huh. Just realized my ballot never arrived. Ballot tracking website says it was mailed 2 weeks ago. 🫠 My husband’s is MIA as well. Thanks for this reminder. 110
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/05/2026what the actual fuck, washington post? fuck off with this nonsense. 000
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Watched the first few seconds and thought...eh? maybe not the worst?" And then got to "...the tree huggers...." Lordt. 020
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/05/2026But. Isn't this kind of shit just ... what the CIA does? Regardless of who is in office? I'm not a "both parties are same" person. Just not surprised the CIA would do this...under any president. 000
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Holy fucking shit. They just keep stepping up the brazenness. I've asked myself so many times why I'm still surprised by MAGA fuckery. And. I guess it's because I still held hope that maybe there *was* hope that at least some of these people were redeemable—even partially. 000
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Have you read Joe Sacco’s latest graphic novel? It’s about a violent Hindu vs Muslim incident(s) in India a few years ago—a closeup of the effects of Modi’s Hindu Nationalism. It’s really good journalism and storytelling…like all his work. 020
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Ha! Yes! I live in Portland, and lived in Arizona in the early/mid 90s. Back then, AZ had a woman who channeled a being called Ramtha. And William Cooper (Behold a Pale Horse). And so many conspiracy folks. And wacky new agers in Sedona. Never knew where they were coming from politically. 130
h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 07/05/2026There are some fascinating Venn diagrams of people living on the fringes in small town/rural areas in Arizona. 130
