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h E.R.B.

@smallestfries.bsky.social
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Cats. And plants. And cheese. And pandas.

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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What if he has a multitude of nipples? Like dear ol Graham here.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Closeup of Dan Scavino’s pencil eyed, vacant smiling face.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fuuuuuck Netanyahu. www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/w...
Israeli officials have concerns about US-Iran ceasefire agreement, source says
By Jeremy Diamond

Israeli officials are concerned about the temporary ceasefire agreement the US has reached with Iran, an Israeli source familiar with the matter said.

The source said Israel will abide by the ceasefire, following US President Donald Trump’s lead.

But Israel is doing so reluctantly: Israel still has more targets on its list and more goals it would like to achieve through military action in Iran, the source said.

When asked by CNN in mid-March, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu declined to answer whether Israel would cease its attacks on Iran if Trump reached a ceasefire. But he acknowledged that Trump is “the leader” and that he is “his ally.”

“Ultimately, President Trump makes his own decisions and do I respect them? Yes, I do,” Netanyahu told CNN during a March 18 news conference.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Darth! It's spring, and Larry & Francis are so stoked to be gardening again!
A chatty grey tabby in the foreground saying "HI!" and a big, google-eyed freak of a tuxedo kitty in the background...both on the ledge of a greenhouse on the edge of a spring garden that's just waking up.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Like this little fucker. Such a smug ass shit.
A little dweeb named Nate Cavanaugh, a member of the DOGE team.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Found a stunning specimen of the master race in the files. There were also some terrifying images where people used FaceTune to the max.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Are they related?
Donald Trump. Wearing a giant white cowboy hat, looking direct at the camera. His eyes are squinty little pinpricks. And he looks very old and small. Cotton Hill. Father of Hank Hill on the show King of the Hill. Wearing a giant white cowboy hat. And same squinty pin prick eyes as Trump in the other photo.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
They are quite literally stealing the midterms as we watch. Why are people not freaking out more? Why is the media so silent? Why is the Dem party silent? www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
"The Indiana Senate must now pass this Map, AS IS, and get it to Governor Mike Braun's desk, ASAP, to deliver a gigantic Victory for Republicans in the 'Hoosier State,' and across the Country," Trump wrote in a Truth Social post on Friday
night.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Why, LinkedIn? This won't make your platform suck any less.
Spam email from LinkedIn, touting that they now have puzzles people can play on the site.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Video still not making the case he thinks.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Uh. This image was in a fundraising email I got today...from his own people.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Everything is terrible. But the last of the flowers from my garden this year are really stunning.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Oh! I'll go! I love being able to work from home in my feral garden, moving my chair and table throughout the day to stay in the sun. Gardening is a competitive sport here.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Ahahaha. I've been looking for an excuse to buy this "Full English" mask for awhile now.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The combination of generalized anxiety from *all the things* and perimenopause and associated “what am I here for” are the worst. I picked and arranged flowers from my garden. And that helped. Might try walking and cooking today. Hang in there.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
That fascist fucker Hegseth is now the same creepy orange as Trump.
Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump flank Pam Bondi at the press conference about the fascist takeover of DC. They both have radiant orange faces, while hers is regular ass caucasian color.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
JFC. Protein obsession is out of control. The Food 52 Instagram post caption: “In a massive win for the protein maxxers, David protein is now slinging frozen boiled cod, with a slightly higher protein-to-calorie ratio than their bars. Would you try it?”
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Visiting my parents in Dubuque Iowa and went to the #nokings protest. Great turnout for a small town! 💪 Added bonus of getting to go to a protest with my brother for the first time.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Indeed!
Kim Jong Un pointing at some unkown thing off-camera, much in the manner of JD Vance in the OP's photo.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I dunno if it’s still open to visitors. But, if it is, The Forevertron in Baraboo is so fun to explore. Not far from Madison either.
Giant found metal sculpture — the Forevertron. Looks like a Victorian creation. Designed to send its creator, Dr. Evermor, into space via a magnetic beam. Found metal sculpture. It’s a bird made of instrument and scissors and stuff. More animal sculptures made from found metal stuffs. A weird Victorian looking canon thing? Made from found metal.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Happy #caturday to all who celebrate. Love, Lazy Larry
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
WTF.
Screenshot of Enron’s Bluesky account bio. The header image is a rainbow gradient and it says “World’s Leading Company.”
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Wait what? This is not the red panda content I signed up for. “You can def smell me when I’m near. Except red pandas aren’t so soggy like me.” 🤮 Sorry. I gotta yuck this person’s … um … “yum.” Lol.
In a skeet tagged for the red panda feed, a dude shared photos of himself wearing diapers with adult baby lover- related hashtags.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
So insanely nervous. Trying to distract myself with the ludicrous photos floating around the internets.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Oh my god. Lol. I had only seen this here…and wondered why the hell he was wearing a high-vis vest.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I love the Shrooms Subreddit.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
WTF LinkedIn. No. I do not want to follow that Beavis-looking, Trump ass-licking POS Vivek Ramaswamy. Keep the politics off my fucking feed.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
The Trump campaign’s ratcheting up and open embrace of racism and xenophobia is going to get people killed. I don’t know why I continue to be shocked by their rhetoric. But. I am. This is a horrifying world view.
Image of Middle Eastern men burning an upside down American flag. Copy over image says “Meet your new neighbors if Kamala wins. Vote Trump 2024”Image of dark alley in a noir style, with a  threatening vibe. Woman seen from behind, walking away from view, being followed by a man (also seen from behind) holding a knife. Copy over image says “No one is safe with Kamala’s open border. Vote Trump 2024”
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
@cnn.com What the actual fuck. This bothsidesism is utterly irresponsible.
Screenshot of CNN Bluesky post. Post says “Hunter Biden is set to stand trial Monday on felony gun charges in a historic case that could impact President Joe Biden's reelection campaign. It's the first time in American history that the child of the sitting president is going on trial.”
It has a link to an article on cnn.com. It is titled “Here's what to know ahead of Hunter Biden's trial on federal gun charges. Hunter Biden is set to stand trial Monday on felony gun charges…”
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Photo of meth-y looking dude, with name placard in front of him that says “Rich ‘Tweaks’ Harlowe”. Caption is: Harlowe pleads with senators to ask the King of America to do something about "all the goddamned spiders."
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation’s Growing Spider Menace
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
U.S. Hunger for Fish Byproducts Not As Strong As Imagined
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
The ruse lasted a week.
Potato-Faced Youngster Lauded for Memorizing Primitive 26-Character Alphabet
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
My favorite was the story arc that involved The Onion being bought by Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Corp.
American Consumer Masses agree: It Fish Time!
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
This outtake from the NY Post though. 😂
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Ummm. So. He’s now just straight openly riffing from Hitler speeches? Cool cool cool. Not worried at all.
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h E.R.B. @smallestfries.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Mister Rogers would be disappointed.
Photo of flag hanging in front of house that says “my neighbor is a Karen”
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