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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 5h

Tennessee hasn't won in Fayetteville in a quarter century. But even that voodoo wasn't enough. In fact, Silverfield played to lose. Who punts when they're down one score with less than two minutes to go? Fire the whole damn athletic department. Fuck.

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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 9h

Mamdani’s basketball team won and the pope’s baseball team lost, pray accordingly

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The proper term is LLM, a Large Language Model. AI implies intelligence, and I think a basic indicator of intelligence is being able to judge whether or not the information you have access to is correct. LLMs fundamentally cannot do this. All it can do is guess.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you don't cry while playing Spiritfarer, you have a heart of stone.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh, thank Christ, the new LoL season is Kpop trash. I can skip it.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They are being so ridiculously, incredibly, mind-bogglingly greedy here. Either that, or someone looked at Take Two's balance sheet during development and panicked. This game is gonna shatter sales records and still be considered a flop.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ashes and Ascension launches today, and man, I have to wait for all my mods to update before I play it. Which sucks, because fucking over Clan Smoke Jaguar is one of my favorite things.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's so funny to read this and realize that almost everyone mentioned in this article is a grifter in some form or fashion. Like how Bakker got got for fraud, his wife divorced him, then she went on to marry a different guy who later went to jail for bankruptcy fraud. Birds of a feather...

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Jim Bakker, who built 'PTL Club' televangelism empire, has died at 86

Jim Bakker, along with his first wife Tammy Faye built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful "The PTL Club" TV show, only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes.

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Peter Ramsey @pramsey342.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can’t improve on the headline

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not being able to teleport metal in Valheim is a great bit of friction that encourages exploration, but by the time you get to the Mistlands, you start needing to build satellite bases that need metal to progress. But you can't teleport metal until Ashlands, the biome *after* Mistlands. Bleh.

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Scobiwan @scobiwan2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.” - Earl Weaver

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ride now! RIDE NOW!!!! Ride for Ruin, and the world's ending!! Death!! DEATH!!!!! DEAAAAAAAATH!!!! Forth, Eorlingas!!!

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rohirrim charge

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yagluth really fuckin' sucks. It's hard to find opportunities to hit him without burning to death; the only way I could keep from getting incinerated (and this was WITH fire resistance!) was to kite him to a stone pillar and use it as cover from the meteors. On to the Mistlands.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's telling where we are as a society when Kirk can say that and be 100% correct. People still remember Kobe fondly when they really, really shouldn't.

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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why does Video Game food have to look so delicious.

Panam from Cyberpunk 2077 working on her vehicle while sticking her butt out

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fucking enemy spawns are destroying my crops in my Plains farm. Time to build a fucking wall, and make the Furlings pay for it (with their fucking lives).

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My karve disappeared again. Haven't used it in a while, but still.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I finally remembered to take Moder's power, and now the wind has been at my back the entire time. I never needed to use it. Figures.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I didn't want to, but I did. I crafted three sets of Padded Armor instead of upgrading the first set like I was trying to. So I downloaded some mods. Just two: a recycling option at crafting stations, and quickslots for equipment and potions.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Five favorite 'Mechs? I can do that. My IS lance, plus my favorite Clan 'Mech. #battletech

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I’m sorry. I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I spent five hours tearing apart a plotter at a Staples. I'm not even halfway done; I have to go back in the morning. I'm hungry, too tired to cook, and I don't want fast food. Fuck.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hogan's Heroes! One of my favorites growing up. My parents were one of Netflix's early adopters, and we got tons of old TV shows in the mail.

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Hogan's Heroes Face Palm Moment

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Btw if you read this and immediately thought “well not all men”… pause for a second. The men I trust are the ones who read what I just wrote and choose to listen, to empathize, to ask questions to better understand. They know they are not the men I am angry about and they don’t need say so.

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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire

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KARL FRANZ, PRINCE AND EMPEROR ⬛ ⬜ 🟪 @tybthered.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Student loans officially kicking in again after almost 8 years of being deferred woohoo! Yippee!

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Cillian Murphy Gun Scene - Jazmincoded

ALT: Cillian Murphy Gun Scene - Jazmincoded

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On one hand, college sports is the fuckin' Wild West right now. In between players and coaches chasing the bag to the biggest and wealthiest programs, an NCAA powerless to do anything about it, and the proliferation of sports betting muddying the waters, something has to be done to rein it in.

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(OFFLINE <3) Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can’t stop Leda-posting

"Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves". what a stupid f****** quote. I'm killing way more than two people idiot

Picture of Leda from Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Unpopular opinion: refusing to end the match and dicking the enemy team around after stomping them into the dirt deserves to be classified as disruptive behavior. Not actionable on its own, but should definitely be considered as part of a pattern of toxic behavior. youtube.com/watch?v=5v40...

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Riot Bans are becoming RIDICULOUS...

YouTube video by Vandiril

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Damn, Valheim wolves have hands. One or two? Fine. A whole pack, attacking from all sides? Not so fine.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Matthew 6:5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We're just frustrated at Silverfield; he's obviously in over his head and not many people are faulting him directly for the situation Arkansas football is in. The true anger is focused on the athletic director. Arkansas is way too good a program to have been this bad for the past fifteen years.

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Arkansas fans are sick of losing. But why is outrage boiling over under a new coach? (Gift Article)

Three games into the Ryan Silverfield era at Arkansas, how unprecedented is it for a fan base to be out on a regime so quickly?

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tom Cotton voted to continue the war. Clearly he hasn't driven thru Arkansas recently. Hallie Shoffner signs are continuing to multiply in rural areas, and I still haven't seen a single one of his signs. I should've seen at least a few in Harrison, but no. Not a single one.

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BODY MASSAGE MACHINE @slumlordthanatos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm sure that's what Viktor Yanukovych said. Ask the Ukrainians how that turned out for him.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.

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