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Sluggish Cheetah

@sluggishcheetah.bsky.social
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Random cat. He/him cishet tom PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!

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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Is pesto just Italian guacamole? 🤔
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Cilantro interplanted at the same time. Closest: Moroccan (Botanical Interests), Leisure (Kitazawa), Calypso (Territorial Seed), and Slo-Bolt (Renee’s): furthest. Calypso is about to bolt, Moroccan is just about done, the other two are tied for second place. Calypso for the win!
Raised bed with rows of carrots and parsnips. Between these were sowed four cilantro varieties. One one has not produced flowers (Calypso). 
Plant this is you want long lasting cilantro leaves!
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Awww, the pour thing! 😿
Half gallon of half and half (hey, a cat needs his dairy!), the the lid of the plastic pour spout sitting next to it on the green tiles counter. 
Next to it is a large mug with a thin line cartoon dog with the caption ‘DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO’. This is clearly incorrect.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Do Magnemite dream of electric Mareep? Nice Phillip K. Dick reference, Pokémon! -> Mareep the sheep is an electric type…
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
45 occupies DC. apnews.com/article/wash...
apnews.com
Trump's Washington, DC, takeover begins as National Guard troops arrive
Some of the 800 National Guard members deployed by President Donald Trump have begun arriving in the nation’s capital, ramping up after the White House ordered federal forces to take over the city’s p...
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Seems appropriate now, huh?
AP

TODAY IN HISTORY
AUGUST 6
• 1945: The atomic bombing of Hiroshima
• 1926: Ederle swims English Channel
• 1965: Voting Rights Act signed
• 1991: World Wide Web debuts <HIGHLIGHTED>
WHAT ELSE HAPPENED >
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
There’s just something about those thick Chinese noodles, they’re just to fun to chow!
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I hate ‘smart formatting’ so damned much.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
One of the manservants just said ‘you can pry my bidet seat from my cold, wet ass!’ It’s always entertaining when they disagree, but the water seat for the water toilet is extra weird if you ask me. And if you didn’t, it’s still true.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Well hissing always works for me! 😬
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I like that, maybe with a bunch of practice in a bouncy house.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I find a strong NO! does wonders for them.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Underrated reply. Even with the above.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
You’ll be fine, Holly- remember that cleaning cat puke off the floor thing? 😾
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I splurged and bought my first roomba
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
You’d better the fuck not do that while I’m riding it. 😾
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
You don’t just jump into wreckless abandon, definitely. What’s the plan?
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
wield me with abandon
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
*doesn’t buy anything during Prime Day* I’m not like most girls
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This has been a “lemon juice on a paper cut” kind of week
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Jon Green @jongreen.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
look I get that you can't force someone to answer stuff like this but when someone *writes* "I don't recall" to a question about where they were on a particular day it should be reasonable to follow up with "go look it up"
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I prefer to end my week with Sunday, so the start of every week is a Monday in honor the struggles of St Garfield. 🙏 😇
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
For $1000, James Spader will sit at your blackjack table and complement the size of your chip stack.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/07/2025
The FBI director is threatening to resign unless the Attorney General is fired.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
😹😹😹😹😹 Pretty sure Douglas Adams was pretty 420 friendly.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Yeah, Lemonade Theory always seemed pretty damn weak in the fundamentals to me. Fuck it.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Underrated reply.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
And it ain’t over yet. More lemon incoming! Wait, aren’t we supposed to make lemonade out of this? The instructions on that have always been really unclear to me.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Well yeah, I’ll sniff it and lick it and leave something weird and soggy on the floor for you to clean up, so… Sold! 😻
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
😏
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Meeee-ow, save me some leftovers! 😼
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
It is endemic, but yikes anyways.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
is america great again yet
1 person died of the plague in northern arizona
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
That’s pretty smart for low IQ.
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Small Town Introvert @small-town.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Are you able to get out? Thank you for documenting this for us. It’s mind blowing that this is not bigger news
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Border Patrol and the National Guard have blocked the exit. The protesters can’t leave now and Nat Guard isn’t leaving either. A car that tried to leave came back.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Idk what is going to happen. The road out is blocked.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
10 pm has passed. They are now there past their warrant expiration time.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
A man yells at the military. He states he’s not talking to ICE. His words are for the armed forces only. To reflect on what they’re doing and whether it serves the American people.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Protesters offer them water bottles and bananas. They’re likely hungry and thirsty.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
One of the workers leaving is blaring FDT. He’s making it clear whose side he’s on as he makes his way out of the ICE soldiers and the long, bad day. Many other cars are now honking and waving.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
But now ICE has suddenly stopped allowing more people to leave. They’re in their cars not allowed to go forward for now. The patience these workers are having to exercise.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
There will be workers who have “good enough because you’re white enough” survivor’s guilt from this. Their coworkers gone. The protesters are estimating possibly 50 people are held inside from the size of those lined up and taken in a building earlier. But they say that’s a low estimate.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Several more cars get to leave. All the cleared. They count the cars and cheer them for what they’ve endured, which was likely one of the most frightening experience they’ve ever had. They don’t want to talk to anyone. They’ll go home and likely need a lot of therapy. It’s like a hostage situation.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The crowd is clear they’ll stay protesting until ICE leaves and their warrant is good until 10pm. Three more hours. Emergency vehicles head out of this side for now. The other side of one of the farms has another crowd protesting as military is over there as well.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
They’re seriously teasing one guy who showed up in jeans and converse. They’re calling casual Friday fascist.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The press plant themselves on the front lines instead of the side. The crowd has grown bigger than it was earlier. It isn’t just one town fighting for America’s farms now.
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