🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026things r ruff but at least there's celebrity traitors s2 130 3
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026thrilled to report i got a pair of taos boots off ebay and though they only juuuust fit, they're deeply comfortable sole-wise !! 060 6
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026bee gurl isn't well and has some sort of horrid tummy bug and also has a penchant for "hiding" all evidence of said tummy upset (in said tummy 🫡) so u can Imagine. the Mess i have been Cleaning. for the last hour and a half,,,, 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 200 2
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026obsessed w the roadworks taking place directly outside my house for eight weeks that are literally scheduled to do the heavy drilling n excavating between the hours of 8pm and 6am <3 thank u, this is very nice and really adds to the ambience of relaxing in my home every night <3 230 3
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i'm gonna need skechers to lock tf in and make a pair of boots that isn't absolutely hideous, and also above a women's size 8 thanks 100 1
Reposted by 🐴It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A Walliams Schadenfreude Day so soon after Sheeran Schadenfreude Night could actually fix me 310014 100
Reposted by 🐴It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bolivian Airport security: You're not here to try to pet the new cats, are you? Me, under a big business moustache: no I am a businessman *They open up my briefcase and it's full of Dreamies* 28315 83
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 17/09/2026too many post-apocalyptic shows and movies have people walking around in jeans. i'm sorry but you're choosing slim fit denim when you could be running from zombies in elasticated waist trousers??? joggers??? for jogging??? stupid. idiocy 130 3
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i've been on such a New Television In My Eyeballs Only kick lately and the most recent show i finished is the leftovers and i'm afraid to say the hype was justified 110 1
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 14/09/2026up to no good >:~) (nobody look too closely, it turns out i can't count x) 050 5
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026life rly is just a loop of feeling all the same feelings u felt in ur twenties over n over n over again huh 130 3
Reposted by 🐴Chad @kitation.co.uk · 05/08/2026This might be a bit niche, but it’s very annoying hearing of organisations saying “well it’s the law to segregate trans people so hands are tied” when most of them respond to accessibility law with “eh who’s gonna catch us?” 012246 122
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 04/08/2026my reward is about to be salted caramel häagen dazs i got for half off in the last food shop <3 050 5
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 04/08/2026made a chilli so mild that it can't legally even be called a chilli. it's just a 430 4
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 04/08/2026resisted ordering takeaway multiple times today, somebody clap 270 7
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026did my SKINCARE after redacted amt of time !!!!!!!!! suck it mento iwwness !!!!!! 040 4
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 21/07/2026had a real shit work thing happen and it's knocked all confidence out of me ngl 220 2
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 12/07/2026and IF i say that lola volunteering to be dumped immediately was her way of saving face and taking some of the power julia had over her in that situation away then what #loveisland 161 6
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i was gonna say what is clinically wrong w lola because HOW are you ok with this level of pure hatred towards someone you live with who's trying to clear the air? but then i remembered she's a cop and they'd rather do xenophobia instead of conflict resolution so,,, #loveisland 040 4
Reposted by 🐴Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I gotta be honest. This ruined my life a little 902926339 2.9K
Reposted by 🐴Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026need a man who cries when he sees me crying, not a bitch ass loser who is smirking in the corner while eating popcorn #loveislanduk 0144 14
Reposted by 🐴yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/07/2026the vampire lestat is proof that "gay people having a prolonged monthlong crashout" is just engaging television by itself 110914 109
Reposted by 🐴geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 06/07/2026Writing “u up?” and gently affixing the message to my best pigeon 1348 34
Reposted by 🐴Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is amazing; 40 women’s organizations standing in support of trans people’s human rights against this government’s targeting of trans people against the EHRC transphobic code. Trans people and cis women’s rights are not in opposition.docs.google.comWomen’s organisations speak up against the EHRC's Code - LIVEI’m Women’s organisations speak up against the EHRC's updated Code of Practice We are a collection of women's organisations, networks and community groups that work with and support women across th... 91368536 1.4K
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026getting really intensely emotionally involved in love island uk this season because there's a desi baddie in the villa: 🗣️🔥 getting really intensely emotionally involved in love island uk this season despite a desi baddie getting her heart and character trampled on: 🧍♂️ 🥀 🥀 🥀 <///3 120 2
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026LORENZO CRYING BECAUSE JASMINE IS UPSET?????? i can't do this lads #loveisland 000 0
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026throwing kavan and aidan and simba and samraj over the side of the pool, goodbye #loveisland 120 2
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026rip lorenzo love island, you'd have loved to have been at wimbledon 🥀 100 1
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i think they should play the challengers original soundtrack between sets at wimbledon x 282 8
Reposted by 🐴fullmetal meghoul👻 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Trying to figure out if a piece of art was made by AI 171086219 1.1K
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026ok i know bsky isn't as buzzy when it comes to livetweeting stuff but as someone who has been watching #loveislanduk and reading all the tweets but not actively using the other app, lemme just say: fuck the murphies!!!! free my desi baddie stat!!!! the chemistry w lorenzo is next level, jas, come ON 220 2
Reposted by 🐴julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 24/06/2026watching Love Island UK as an American is so funny because why is my mortal enemy a 21 year old electrician from Kent 1537 53
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026someone left a comment on my lingerie!pat fic and truly titanic_it's_been_84_years_dot_meme !!! lowkey miss when i was absolutely obsessed w something to the point of writing fic about it 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 040 4
Reposted by 🐴It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Like Ewa & the person with facts and stats about the blood on Musk's hands this morning, reposting this not bc I think you don't know it, readers, but for when you've got some 60yo thumb shouting at you for struggling, when he can remember riding bikes & having ice lollies in 76 33412 34
Reposted by 🐴Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026A24 announces that they want to put storyboard artists out of work. That's what the headline should be written as. Becuase we should be honest about what these AI "tools" are trying to do, and who it is trying to circumvent. variety.com/2026/film/ne...variety.comGoogle Invests $75 Million in A24 to Develop AI-Powered Filmmaking ToolsA24 and Google have struck an AI research partnership that will see the independent studio work to develop new AI-powered technologies for filmmakers. 12234731661 3.5K
Reposted by 🐴David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 20/06/20261) This is amazing. 2) Russo was one of the co-founders of GLAAD, and the fact that this basic, powerful statement of pride and defiance is now unimaginable coming from any of the Gay Inc orgs is incredibly goddamn telling. 82691945 2.7K
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026ok so given the hideous heatwaves, and miss mouse being sooo fragile and sickly, we have taken to spending nights downstairs in the parlour where it's coolest, but this also means my back is Fucked from sleeping on the sofa !!! uk friends, do u have sofa bed recs? squishy comfy ones? 110 1
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026first weeping at the ending of dirty dancing, now the ending of coyote ugly........... chuckles im in danger 140 4
Reposted by 🐴Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 14/06/2026The Bengali Knicks poet and the Sikh dholi guys combined forces for a follow-up! Now we just need the sewing machine guy and the ride a bike with stuff on his head guy to meet. 133264756 3.3K
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i just knowwwwww i'm due my period bc why am i absolutely bawling at the end of dirty dancing without having even watched the rest of the movie just now 150 5
Reposted by 🐴Good Skeet Pete @peterhassett.net · 06/06/2026exclusive footage of nhl combine interviews 082 8
🐴 @slowestdive.bsky.social · 06/06/2026being the visual creature of habit that i am, i rarely have just Music on in favour of a comfort show in the bg while i do other stuff, but last week the laptop i had plugged into the parlour tv got Wrecked (trackpad dislodged cos the battery swelled 🥴😳😥)which is to say. everlong made me cry in 2026 130 3
Reposted by 🐴the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026had never seen this one and it's killing me 10465682055 6.6K
