Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 23hhaven’t smiled all day. was mid escape and my coworker grabbed me for a quick questionstatic.klipy.comScaredsim Viens La ToiALT: Scaredsim Viens La Toi 020
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 23haccidentally ordered the vegetable lo mein instead of the beef and my work suffered because of it. these damn useless vegetables…. my protein would’ve never done this to me 120
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 23hwhat part of i need to watch tiktok’s and skeet do my employers not understand, it genuinely helps with my work 000
Reposted by SamiWdgy_boi🇵🇸 @wdgy-boi13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Walking into work with my net 0 hours of sleep 011
Reposted by SamiWdgy_boi🇵🇸 @wdgy-boi13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Went just as expected I slept through my alarm 111
Reposted by SamiWdgy_boi🇵🇸 @wdgy-boi13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lady said “idk why you’re late all the time, you’re either sleeping or your car broke down”… ok first of all that’s none of your business 211
Reposted by Samicockity 🙂 @cocky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026random things i consider to be an indicator of character and purity of soul: - if u hate extremely intensely and throw the word "overhyped" around beyoncé a lot, i don't like you. - if you haaate "the catcher in the rye" intensely and call holden a whiney brat, i don't like you. 3101
Reposted by Samicockity 🙂 @cocky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026megan thee stallion is my princess diana 1131
Reposted by Samidoctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026meg is performing the VS show i wish i had a man to beat up about it 011
Reposted by Samigirk idemfkatp (they/them) @badupre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026abolish men fr. i hate u niggas 073
Reposted by Sami✧｜briana @bripls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026instead of going to work have we thought about not doing that 88614
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026you want me to come to the off*ce but i deadass have a lot going on rn fr 030
Reposted by Sami✰ dani elle ✰ @girlcinema.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i think the cornell 7 should line up and get $h0t in the head one by one actually 34312
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hearing men apologize casually while we’re talking but not correcting them because i think men should be sorry ❤️ 070
Reposted by Samihails❕🧸 @hails.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026mondays are for ignoring work for the first half of the day and scrolling 0111
Reposted by Samicockity 🙂 @cocky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me when i-static.klipy.comVerity I Know EverythingAlt: Verity I Know Everything 192
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026training men to ask more questions by dropping cryptic lore and strange unfinished thoughts and not elaborating, it’s surprisingly effective 141
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026pretending to be heartbroken because i’m bored and don’t want to clean 050
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just got to the clit of the song and my sister came in to talk to me so i had to pause a bunch of times 262
Reposted by Sami✰ dani elle ✰ @girlcinema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026amy winehouse the woman that you were 🥲 1141
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i genuinely feel sick seeing people insult succession. like no you actually gotta die atp 070
Reposted by SamiThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc… 281218141
Reposted by Samihails❕🧸 @hails.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026feeling like chief keef (wanting to blow new jersey up) 072
Reposted by Samihails❕🧸 @hails.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026sometimes you just need to shake your butt about it 0111
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026bringing iced coffee to a job interview to assert dominance 170
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026pathetic, sad yearning man is my kryptonite i might have to tune in now #bb28 260
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026giving my parents the silent treatment for months after they’ve disrespected me so they time to reflect and know that i’m not playing around #childinparentdominatedfields 030
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026scheduled a text to my prison guard that i’ll be wfh tomorrow, can’t wait to see what she says 140
Reposted by Samicockity 🙂 @cocky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026guys will u come to my wedding to my oomf table one day....... 6271
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026why is it always Black artists people describe as “overrated” or “overhyped” (i know why) 040
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hit him with a few damn that’s crazy and offered solutions instead of empathy #womeninmaledominatedfields 030
Sami @notsamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026bitches getting bangers off oomfs tweet @cocky.bsky.social 2111
Reposted by Samimiss teeth @wonkyteeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026watching succession edits at disco spoons 031
Reposted by Samimiss teeth @wonkyteeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026going out but all I want to do is watch severance and succession edits 152
