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I like long walks on beaches with strawberries and peaches.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 3h
(Ralph Wiggum voice) I’m a class traitor!
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 7h
I don’t know if it’s frivolous, but dawg I’ve always wanted a dedicated room for a cozy office/library.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Showing me sad dodgers players and fans means absolutely nothing to me. They don’t deserve anything.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
God Bless the Milwaukee Brewers.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Sydney Sweeney commercial is going to make me one of those anti-sex freaks.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Doing YouTube thumbnail face on a physical product on a shelf is a harbinger of the end times.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Thirteen Deadly Sims is on the mount rushmore of GB features. Extremely stoked for a sequel series.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m not even kidding, if the Eagles managed to pick up Carson Wentz, I would immediately buy back into the season, just for the comedy of it.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If we bring back more stuff like this, maybe we can save the internet, and the world in general.
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 15/10/2026
WORLD PREMIERE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GIANT BOMB-A-THON! METAL GEAR SCANLON: PEACE RYCKERT is coming to Premium Members THIS MONDAY! Subscribe to see episodes AND get merch on the store as well.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m so glad after three miserable seasons of Trea Turner, we’re still taking his feelings into consideration. Dave Dombrowski has done it again.
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 15/10/2026
fuck it galactic racers as dril tweets
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Former Philly Comedian” got me pretty good.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Something about this Brewers team annoys me, but infinitely less than the Dodgers annoy me.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Deeply unserious. They still cart Sting out every ppv.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Caleb Cotham building a shrine to the starting rotation.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The entire 2026 NFC East is just the goofiest shit you’ll ever see in football.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
10 years ago, before LLMs were even thought of by the general public, if someone wrote computer code that ended up violating the law, the person who wrote the code would be liable. This isn’t complicated.
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nic Cage:
He continued: “How do you survive AI? Amazon is a very AI friendly company to the tune of 50 billion dollars invested to OpenAI. I am not an AI friendly actor. I didn’t sign the waiver to let them use AI on Spider-Noir. It’s kind of like I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again. But that’s OK. So I got to get with these young directors who are Gen Z and they’re going at it their own way, whether it’s through the YouTube culture or whatever it is. They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Philadelphia Flyers should consider winning some games.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Philadelphia Flyers should consider winning some games.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
why would you do this
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Star Wars Galactic Racer combines my two favourite elements of racing games: crashing into things and losing
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“what if we made a racing game as addictive as Balatro”. aha. you have found a way to ruin me
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lil B going through his PS2 disc collection.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Praying it sells enough copies to get long term support for it. Also let me make my own fucked up little alien pilot dude e.g. Zero Company.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I played for a few hours yesterday and was laughing so hard every time I was slammed into a wall. I’m not a huge racing game guy but this one absolutely rocks.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I keep telling myself LeBron James is a 76er and moving on with my day. I’ll give it until he exercises his player option until I go back to calling for Nick Sirianni to be fired.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Modern Warfare commercials are doing a fantastic job of making sure I never touch that thing.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I think about how Desus and Mero breaking up was way worse culturally than the Beatles breaking up.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LeBron James is a 76er.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Truly one of the most “okay, sure!” movies I’ve ever seen.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been an Ace Combat guy since like the early 2000s, so I feel an obligation to it.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t have time off until later this week and I’m stuck between pouring time into this, or galactic racer.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Mike Tomlin Minecraft thing feels sinister in a way that I can’t express. Like there’s some corporate shadow looming in the background of all of this waiting to sell me something.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Born and raised Philly sports, you’re numb to the embarrassing losses at this point. It’s the unexpected wins that jolt us out of it. 2022 is a perfect example of that.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it’s Vic Fangio and he can rest on his laurels, but this soft coverage bullshit he’s playing against Case Keenum should get him grilled.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The former is true.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts is elite.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zach Ertz
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure, love to watch the Eagles defense play down to Case Keenum. No issues with that.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I truly can’t imagine being a Giants fan.
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBron "I didn't leave my family to lose in the second round, I know that"
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please God, let me have just one cool quote like this that doesn’t end up haunting me for the rest of my life.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This call was so bad it made me go briefly insane and root for the Rams the rest of the game.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Makes me really sympathize with a certain subset of the video game community who finds ways to do that!
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man I never owned a Wii U and I would love to be able to play Wind Waker HD!
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“oh boy”
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