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I like long walks on beaches with strawberries and peaches.

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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 22h
God Bless the Milwaukee Brewers.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 22h
The Sydney Sweeney commercial is going to make me one of those anti-sex freaks.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Doing YouTube thumbnail face on a physical product on a shelf is a harbinger of the end times.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m not even kidding, if the Eagles managed to pick up Carson Wentz, I would immediately buy back into the season, just for the comedy of it.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If we bring back more stuff like this, maybe we can save the internet, and the world in general.
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 15/10/2026
WORLD PREMIERE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GIANT BOMB-A-THON! METAL GEAR SCANLON: PEACE RYCKERT is coming to Premium Members THIS MONDAY! Subscribe to see episodes AND get merch on the store as well.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m so glad after three miserable seasons of Trea Turner, we’re still taking his feelings into consideration. Dave Dombrowski has done it again.
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 15/10/2026
fuck it galactic racers as dril tweets
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Something about this Brewers team annoys me, but infinitely less than the Dodgers annoy me.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Caleb Cotham building a shrine to the starting rotation.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The entire 2026 NFC East is just the goofiest shit you’ll ever see in football.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
10 years ago, before LLMs were even thought of by the general public, if someone wrote computer code that ended up violating the law, the person who wrote the code would be liable. This isn’t complicated.
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nic Cage:
He continued: “How do you survive AI? Amazon is a very AI friendly company to the tune of 50 billion dollars invested to OpenAI. I am not an AI friendly actor. I didn’t sign the waiver to let them use AI on Spider-Noir. It’s kind of like I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again. But that’s OK. So I got to get with these young directors who are Gen Z and they’re going at it their own way, whether it’s through the YouTube culture or whatever it is. They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Philadelphia Flyers should consider winning some games.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Philadelphia Flyers should consider winning some games.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Star Wars Galactic Racer combines my two favourite elements of racing games: crashing into things and losing
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“what if we made a racing game as addictive as Balatro”. aha. you have found a way to ruin me
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I played for a few hours yesterday and was laughing so hard every time I was slammed into a wall. I’m not a huge racing game guy but this one absolutely rocks.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Modern Warfare commercials are doing a fantastic job of making sure I never touch that thing.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I think about how Desus and Mero breaking up was way worse culturally than the Beatles breaking up.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LeBron James is a 76er.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Mike Tomlin Minecraft thing feels sinister in a way that I can’t express. Like there’s some corporate shadow looming in the background of all of this waiting to sell me something.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it’s Vic Fangio and he can rest on his laurels, but this soft coverage bullshit he’s playing against Case Keenum should get him grilled.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts is elite.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zach Ertz
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure, love to watch the Eagles defense play down to Case Keenum. No issues with that.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I truly can’t imagine being a Giants fan.
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBron "I didn't leave my family to lose in the second round, I know that"
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please God, let me have just one cool quote like this that doesn’t end up haunting me for the rest of my life.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This call was so bad it made me go briefly insane and root for the Rams the rest of the game.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man I never owned a Wii U and I would love to be able to play Wind Waker HD!
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“oh boy”
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies are in absolute hell right now.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lost being this high up shocks me. It’s my favorite show of all time, but it’s over some much, much better quality shows. I’m sure a lot of it was the culture around it.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Starting to feel bad for Giants fans.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just want Rondo of Blood/Symphony of the Night on Switch, and Andor season 2 on Blu-ray. Please.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Indianapolis got that call and said errrrrmmmmmm let’s turtle up
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Payday 3 being such a huge disaster that they went back to releasing content for Payday 2 is absolutely wild.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Go Birds.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same shit different year with this Eagles offense.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m going to play so much Warcraft Forever.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yea of course. You’d have to be dense to think otherwise. It’s unbelievably obvious. Privatized Patriot Act-ass shit.
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Joe @slowdraw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The 2025-26 Patriots were such frauds.
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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 08/09/2026
what zelda will look like in 2026
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