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Juno

@slopmoding.bsky.social
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She/they • Irish (the fucked up part) • Discord: Slopmoding • DMs open • Not NSFW but 18+ only please • Art account: @Artmoding.bsky.social •

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 18h
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20h
Men would rather dig for tonsil stones than go to therapy
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nicole✨ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm singlehandedly responsible for the top shortage
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s nothing more enlightening than making friends with all the different kinds of pervert there are
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Bageloid With Lox @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For Americans who might not know what to make of this: • 22 is the candidate number of Flávio Bolsonaro, son of fascist Jair Bolsonaro • The claims made by Cas in the image are not supported by the actual statistics • Several of Cas’s talking points here echo MAGA talking points regarding Biden
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re actually straight up killing me with illness and such
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going to college has made me realise that it's kinda ridiculous that we're taught that it's crotchety and childish to get annoyed at people treating every space like it's an ok place to party, you should be allowed to have peace ever actually
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
candle with hair
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
commandant spengler hookjob
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think community season 4 got too much hate but at the same time I find it funny how everyone who defends it can only do so by shitting on seasons 5 and 6 for the most shallow reasons possible, like it's defenders do not help dissuade the idea they judge things only off aesthetic merits
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 25/09/2026
poor fucker
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ShorahArt - New Year, New Fears @shorah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went to check notifs on my phone and near about choked. Great name but goddamn
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Crappp my best laid scheme just went completely awry. Dude I had a mouse help me with it and everything fuuuccck
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the last season of malcolm in the middle bugs me because it's still really good in some areas but really lost it's way in others so you'll get a really good dewey plot in the same episode as hal and lois' characterization being flipped and whatever the hell they were doing with francis
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Jelly @jellyjampudding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every couple months I get 3 billion likes from the time I doxxed the fat of the land crab
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
problematic phage gap
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I try not to judge what other people do unless it's harmful but it does kinda freak me out walking into the kitchen of my dorm and seeing 3 people sitting next to eachother in complete silence just scrolling on tiktok
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's funny that people still think you can find an app that isn't shitty and riddled with problems
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dog with Glasses Plushie @dog.labeledrude.online · 24/09/2026
A new little entry from me, blogging stuff i said earlier about the Tapas webtoon site dying: Stop putting the onus on artists to self-host when it has no positive impact on their reach! aria.dog/diary/stop-t...
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Stop telling artists to make a website you won't click—Aria’s Diary
Anyone can learn how to write some HTML, but nobody can learn how to read stuff that's not on an app.
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ben could've folded a lot more than five if he pulled himself up by his fucking bootstraps
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And I won’t be your Simpson, Homer every time in Moe’s I see barney
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i hate that people who have no idea what the signs of ai stuff are happen to also be the people calling everything ai all the time
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hit pause on my Simpsons DVD and lucked into a Good Homer
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miss crepis (mother 3 edition) @misscrepis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/asgtIKR3CeA
youtu.be
Are you guys going trick or treating?
YouTube video by Irrelephant
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
are you guys going trick or treating?
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EbolaGranola @ebolagranola.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was watching a vhs recording of star wars episode 1 in a vc and since it was fox in 2004 it had an ad for a terrible reality show that's basically the bachelorette except there were gay men among us impostors. it had a fucking gaydar clip and we all burst out laughing it was just so insane
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
obsessed with these things from the thank you scientist tab book we are the tubelings feed us
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Tom Aznable @tomaznable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was clearing out old screenshots on my phone and found I'd preserved my favorite Twitter exchange of all time
User A:
My Hero Academia will be revealing a new Key Visual for its' TV Anime 6th Season in Weekly Shonen Jump Issue #25.

User B replies:
It's either gonna be Peak, Garbage, or Mid
There's no in-between

User C replies:
Mid is the inbetween?
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i tipped a delivery guy and he emitted that one part of march of the cephalopods from his mouth to show his gratitude, nature is so beautiful
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
really is a motherfucker knowing that if dem leadership/seniority signaled that trans rights were worth standing up for, every single person scolding and berating about how this sacrifice just HAS to happen would 180 overnight to "we draw the line here. abandoning people in need would be cruel"
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's funny overcoming your social issues just enough to realise that actually like half the people you thought were really sociable are also awkward but in a much more abrasive and unfriendly way
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cover yourself in oil
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why did i cause like half my mutuals to start posting drafts
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Juno @slopmoding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i don't think anything better represents my online activity than my current drafts
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 20/09/2026
can't stop thinking about this
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Four years of giant, impossible-to-store skull ownership (2022, 2024, 2026).
Giant skull, purchased in 2022Giant skull, held, 2024Giant skull, patted, 2026
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 20/09/2026
no game dev skill is more important than making up your fuckin mind
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