Reposted by Adam, a rabbitReckoned Opinions @reckonedopinions.bsky.social · 18/05/2026YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE: We have big announcements! We have the past, present, and future of Reckoned Opinions! We have Adam's face ON CAMERA! And we finally tackle the musical question, "Where's the rest of the @$#!ing '90s alternative countdown?!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgzr... 011
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026There is no despair quite the same as heading to bed and remembering just then that you’d stripped the sheets that morning and never replaced them. 010
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Proofreading corporate financial statements while listening to trip hop slow jams is freakin’ hilarious. Think pornstache dude in a silk robe trying to smolder on a chaise longue with “Variable consideration for retroactive revenue adjustments, babe” while swigging his brandy Alexander 020
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I was going to lay off the supercuts for a bit, but I had a mental image of this one that I had to pursue. I'm glad I did. 010
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Good news: I think I've finally recovered from the time capsule thing. 010
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We just said goodbye to this guy. You were a good kitty, Marlowe. Miss you already. 120
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitMarielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 27/03/2026Screening Koyaanisqatsi with sportsbook and Wal-Mart ads cutting in every 20 minutes 183
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Living the dream, if said dream had Ambien involved 120
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 09/03/2026For the tl:dr crowd, yes, I ranked them: 1) Hamnet 2) Sentimental Value 3) Sinners 4) The Secret Agent 5) Marty Supreme 6) Bugonia 7) Train Dreams 8) Frankenstein 9) One Battle After Another 10) F1 010
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Because I'll be damned if I'm gonna watch that much material and not try to spin content out of it, behold, my thoughts on all 10 Best Picture Oscar nominees: slipjig3.dreamwidth.org/872918.html #questionsnobodyaskedslipjig3.dreamwidth.org 010
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitJess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Writing my erotic Flannery O’Connor fanfic, “A Hard Man Is Good to Find” 2387
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Also my presumptive burlesque number. youtu.be/5gImMeKPdHoyoutu.beVolcanoYouTube video by Damien Rice - Topic 000
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19… 030
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitDiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures 12618193
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitfrank n furter @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026an old crow cartoon for you all 310330
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The grocery store this morning was a cavalcade of 20-something dudes milling about while clutching cheap bouquets and heart-shaped candy boxes, reeking of Camel Lights smoke and looking vaguely annoyed 020
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Age verification? I remember when they added the blue diamonds to Lucky Charms. 030
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 10/02/2026I spent a long time trying to figure out what to do with my Harry Potter books, because just dumping them in a little free library felt wrong. So I mailed them to this artist who was turning them into portraits of murdered trans women www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...thepinknews.comArtist uses Harry Potter books to make portraits of murdered trans womenA Vermont-based artist is making a statement after using Harry Potter books to make powerful portraits of murdered trans women. 111134382
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitSara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 08/02/2026*slaps forehead* you can fit so much anxiety in this baby 02113
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 07/02/2026If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars" "Dr Who", or "Transformers" 000
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats 4653361067
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitCrow Shaw @crowshaw.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Groundhog Day playlist is always Dolly Parton's "Here You Come Again" played 9 times and then "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With A Pict". youtu.be/cYfxdFZkM5Y?...youtu.beSeveral Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A PictYouTube video by Pink Floyd 041
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitlumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026make some bad art today. or do the prep work for bad art. get into the process for some bad art. you never know, it might be good 063
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 27/01/2026“Darling, have we any xerographic copy paper? I need to duplicate this morning’s rotogravure before hopping on my velocipede for the haberdashers’ convivium” 121
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains. Yeah, going four as well because, I mean, y’know. 011
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 27/12/2025QotD #2: "it's like Netflix and chill, only it's Wendy's and dissociate" 000
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 27/12/2025QotD #1: "Good morrow, shopkeep! I wish to procure a ceramic pile of lemons!" 110
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitBeast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend. 10564331828
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 12/12/2025*strolls into crowded store with a bullhorn* *bellows “HEY SIRI, PLAY ‘LAST CHRISTMAS”* *strolls out* 020
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Note to self: make sure the Zoom meeting is just our core team before going in with “Hi, it’s me, your loyal homunculus, Narcolepto-Boy” 020
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Did you know that if you plug a USB-C cable into a USB-A port, it doesn’t work? Follow for more tech tips! (In completely and in every way unrelated news, my monitor works now.) 010
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 13/11/2025repost with an iconic fictional bandmedia.tenor.coma man in a blue jacket and white tie is making a funny face .ALT: a man in a blue jacket and white tie is making a funny face . 000
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitReckoned Opinions @reckonedopinions.bsky.social · 20/10/2025At long last, it's here: A Cinematic Time Capsule. 150 years of film history in 6 minutes. 1,702 films. (Ye gods, do I need a nap.) Enjoy, and by all means share! youtu.be/4-EG-H-o940 122
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitReckoned Opinions @reckonedopinions.bsky.social · 20/10/2025*pssst!* Hey. I made something. It took four months to complete. Video drops tomorrow. I can't wait to show you. 021
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"You go on ahead, I trust you." "You do? Why?" "...let me rephrase: my distrust does not outweigh my need to be in pajamas right now." 010
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Of all the sentences I thought I’d say this year, “My uncle Tommy knows the Pope” was not on the bingo card. 250
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Spoken while sober: "I hope I never get bunions because I would definitely complain about them and then I'd be an old guy who complains his bunions." 010
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 04/04/2025William Atherton is the William Zabka of Paul Gleasons. 010
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Me: I mean, you don’t see ME using puzzles to avoid existential dread Her: 130
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 13/01/2025What percentage of QR codes in the world would you say are Rickrolls? 010
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I was vaguely aware that there was a Rutles tribute album. I was not aware that it included Daniel Johnston, Shonen Knife, King Missile, Bongwater, Galaxy 500, Syd Straw, and Penn Jillette's band Bongos Bass & Bob. And that's the MAINSTREAM portion. Weird as balls. open.spotify.com/album/6WxbDx...open.spotify.comRutles Higway Revisited (2020 Re-Masters)Various Artists · Compilation · 2020 · 20 songs 253
Reposted by Adam, a rabbitSpider. @vaspider.gay · 25/12/2024New... Charlie the Unicorn? What fucking year is this? youtu.be/-x0d7LHbWak?...youtu.beCharlie the Unicorn Enjoys a Moment of PeaceYouTube video by FilmCow 22112
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024More ghosts of tweets past: Chef invents a new dish: “Here’s my recipe for Cedar-Grilled Pork Loin with Habañero Papaya Chutney.” Bartender invents a new drink: “Here’s my recipe for the Bavarian Paratrooper’s Velvet Thong.” 000
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It's that time of year again: give me a number 1 thru 100, I'll tell you what song is at that position on my Spotify Wrapped. (And yes, I absolutely want to hear all about your list. MAKE IT HAPPEN.) 000
Adam, a rabbit @slipjig.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Gaming chairs are the "Cool S on your Trapper Keeper" of the furniture world. 130