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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 39m

well, I didn't do that, but here's a photo of the map I did draw, as it currently stands

a hand drawn map of planet SR388 as featured in metroid II: return of samus

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 3h

metroid 2 stream at 2pm. craig will be here

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 6h

imagine a refrigerator that isn't vulnerable to cyberattacks. sadly, we simply don't have the technology

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

one of the reasons baseball is the best sport is that it doesn't have an offsides rule

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

congratulations to the cleveland guardians on becoming the team that gets to lose to the rays

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

^^^neither a freak nor an idiot

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

the first one is genuinely good, the second one is an incredible buffet for freaks and idiots (non-derogatory), and the third one is hilarious

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

the pinhead in space sequence kinda rocks but it's only like 30% of the movie

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

to be clear hellraiser 4 is not good, i am big time joking. it's adam scott's first film role, he is in it for like ten minutes, and he had not learned how to act yet lmao

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

we all love classic Adam Scott role: toy maker's assistant (he probably had a name, but who cares, I can only stretch this bit so thin)

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

you mean you don't want to watch everybody's favourite Adam Scott film, hellraiser 4? I can hardly believe anybody would want to stop before getting to pinhead in space

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

next time the fighting game bug gets me I'll let you know! probably like 2 months out of the year I get really into fighting games and then the other 10 I basically forget they exist

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

with the caveat that 3rd strike is essentially here as a stand-in for all the fighting games i've ever liked. i've never gotten deep enough in any of them for them to not all be basically the same game, for favourites list purposes

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

not only do i stand by it in the morning, i think i basically still stand by it 16 months later. kinda nailed it here

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

remember this one? what a gem

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

nephew nation, we ride for aaron ashby and the milwaukee brewers

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

play by play commentator just described aaron ashby as "nephew of a longtime padre." nephew nation rise up

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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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tomar @tomartummy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

DAAAA YANKEES LOSE

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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 08/10/2026

If Yankees lose then every fan should be banned from calling into WFAN and only Anthony Volpe should be allowed to call into and complain about the fans all off season.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

abner uribe is also cool because he just got three outs with seven pitches. that is a cool thing to do

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

abner uribe is cool because he is a lanky guy who throws the ball 100mph. aaron ashby is cool because of his bright yellow shoes. thank you for listening to my brewers bullpen opinions

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is Dakota Johnson a good actor? I don't know and I don't think it matters. She's great. That's what she brings to every incredibly bad movie she's in. Greatness. Weird, aloof, slightly confused, greatness.

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

yeah it'll be hard to live, too, i really feel for fried

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

max fried watching jazz chisholm jr. throw the ball into the first base dugout while across town his partner is giving birth

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

like, once i've seen the ad for "mobland" thirty times the remote possibility that i might ever watch "mobland" dissipates, and it in fact becomes imperative that i never, ever watch "mobland"

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

hey rogers, did you know that you can actually run more than five ads at a time. that maybe viewers of your popular streaming service sportsnet+ would appreciate not watching the same five ads in between every inning of playoff baseball

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

DJ Garnet, whoever you are, if you're somehow reading this, i respect what you do immensely but please, please stop putting this one on the 40 hour office playlist

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

ellie goulding's "still falling for you" has recently made a sprint for the top of my most hated songs of all time list. it's like neck and neck with "we built this city" rn

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

there's maybe no other combination of words that makes me madder faster than this one, and I can't even really rationalize it

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you use the phrase "sweet summer child" I should be allowed to strike you

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

blog. late again and sorta short and a little half assed. i'm still getting back in the swing of doing...well, anything. my brain is very bad at recovering from large changes, like, for example, moving willscoolblog.neocities.org

willscoolblog.neocities.org

will's cool blog

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

every year the yankees make the playoffs just so they can have the biggest stage possible for their reverse clinic on baseball defense

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ok wait apparently ana spelunky got added a little while ago too. this game is turning into fortnite for people who are really into indie games (me)

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

when it gets within half an hour of closing time I start trying to explode customers with my mind

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

we owe so many of our least annoying pop megahits to the weeknd

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

sorry, tracey. but also, who cares

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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

not usually big on the carceral state but I do think we need to put some of our best and brightest minds on inventing a new cruel and unusual punishment for michael tracy specifically

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