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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 10h

Bart Simpson's Dracula is probably the best Treehouse of Horrors segment.

The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So I'm kind of like 1/4 watching Yellowjackets and the thing that consistently takes me out of it is the really bad CGI cold breath effect they inconsistently use.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just watched a video asking what your favorite 7/10 game is, and I thought about it. Mine is Darksiders 3. The Darksiders games are like RPG-lite, Zelda rip-offs, where you play as a Horseman Of the Apocalypse, fighting against the bad apocalypse guys. I kinda love them even if they kinda suck.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm getting so many ads for Christian churches tonight on Instagram it's making it unusable.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Exploding head syndrome is the funniest name for a real thing I have

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm going to return to my home province, start a new political party and run for premier. My platform is as follows: 1) Take back provincial control of NS Power 2) Put the executives of NS Power in the stocks three days a week for five years 3) Acquire nuclear weapons

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm sure this isn't news, but the 1995 Ghost in the Shell is so good

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Related to this: the number of people expecting every new episode to pivot to a Justice League Unlimited episode is also upsetting. The show has been very clear from the outset about what it is and what it isn't. If you can't grasp that by the season finale that's on you.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It really feels like the primary form of movie/TV criticism boils down to "This isn't what I want it to be, therefore it sucks", and like... do you understand how fucking stupid you sound?

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trent Reznor is a great musician and composer, but one of the worst lyricists I've ever heard.

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problem goose @mammothfactory.bsky.social · 02/09/2024

rejecting New Atheism (Dawkins etc) and embracing Old Atheism (a nameless ape in a forest who believes only in the power of earth and stone)

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This week's Lanterns has one of the coolest depictions of an alien world I've ever seen

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wigglytuff having a giant five o'clock shadow makes it one of the funniest and best Pokemon designs

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fallout game rankings 1: 1 2: Tactics 3: NV 4: 3 5: 4 6: 2

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I find Chansey's meat hair tendrils upsetting

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have an anti Pac Man bias and attitude. I've never liked playing it, and I grew up in the era where any time video games were mentioned in the news it was one of the only touchstones the media had despite it being twenty years out of date.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Katamari Damacy is the video gamest video game of all time

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just saw a thing where someone asked if guys notice their adams apple moving when they talk. I'm 42 years old and I can't remember the last time I even thought about my adams apple. I'm not sure I ever have. So... thanks for that internet.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have often argued, correctly, that Lickitung is the President of Pokemon while also asserting, correctly, that Bidoof is the God Emperor of Pokemon. So where, one wonders, does that leave Lickilicky? The mixture of governmental systems doesn't help our inquiry, but does it leave gaps in the

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So, without spoiling things too much, there's a plot development in Lanterns where a character goes to prison for ten years, and the number of people who don't understand why is upsetting.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don't know if I'll ever play as a mage in Veilguard. The ranger subclass is the only one I find actually fun

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think I hate the war table in Dragon Age Inquisition

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Villains having a big painting of themselves on the wall behind them is always funny. It doesn't need to be a painting; Timothy Dalton's employee of the month photo in Hot Fuzz is just as funny.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm going to change my pfp and name shortly. This is a warning.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The big quest, Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts from Dragon Age Inquisition is like all of my criticisms of the game distilled into one thing. It's this big, momentous thing, with all kinds of world altering consequences, on paper. In playing it, it's just kind of fine. A little boring, mostly good,

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

As a minor aside, the Homer and the sugar story is one of the funniest things ever written

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh what's that? You started going for more walks to enjoy the cool weather and now every joint in your legs hurts?

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think at least 50% of what makes Metal Gear Solid really great is the Alert music. The combat is annoying and finnicky, but the music makes it awesome.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's crazy that the Simpsons shorts from the Tracy Ullman Show were well received enough to get a whole series made

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Metroidvania" is a stupid genre name. SotN doesn't get any special claim to the genre, it's just a good example of a Metroid style game.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I would argue that Metroid is actually the most important video game ever made

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When I see videos of people playing Elden Ring and the button prompts indicate they're playing with the keyboard I feel like I'm looking at the devil

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I switched back to my Mage in Inquisition. The archer is fun as strong, but the bowling pin sound Leaping Shot makes was getting on my nerves. Also I really do want to do a full mage series playthrough, even though I think I generally prefer the Warrior class most of the time.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Here's the problem with the Bond movies: the franchise fucking sucks and almost always has. The last good movie was GoldenEye, almost thirty years ago. The core issue is that James Bond fucking sucks, and has only gotten worse as society has evolved. You can't fix it by replacing him with a woke

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So the UK is currently searching for a new Doctor for Doctor Who, and a new James Bond, and clearly has no idea what the want for either. I think this is a perfect encapsulation of British society: it's just a total failure. Can't accomplish even the basics anymore. Flailing and dissolving at once.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'll do it. I'm not British and I can't act.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Neverwinter Nights 2 seems unusually loaded with NPCs who are just obstinate dickheads. It's kind of refreshing.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Comedians who read from their phones or do too much crowd work should be fired

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead or Alive might be the straight up dumbest song ever. Pretty good though.

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Storm Coast is probably my favorite area in Dragon Age Inquisition, despite it being one of the zones that could most easily have been cut

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The Biggest Craig In The World @craigmar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Woke up with the Neon Genesis Evangelion theme stuck in my head. I'm sure that doesn't mean anything weird.

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