will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026spent this afternoon baking brownies and then had to go to work. so I'm not even eating a brownie right now. bullshit. 290
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026are the cars the greatest band of all time? no, probably not. but the question is worth considering 130
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hopefully the division series round features less "rolling over to expose my soft belly" from these teams 120
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026live, zelda time twitch.tv/slimer_realtwitch.tvslimer_real - Live on Twitchphantom ganon :( | Streaming the legend of zelda: ocarina of time. 010
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026surely i will not regret the small bowl of chili i just ate at 11:20pm. surely. 140
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026well as a jays fan i haven't had a ton of opportunity to root for the rays, so the alds will be fun 010
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i realize this is the opposite of a hot take, but chrono trigger rules. some of the best character designs of all time, for one thing 240
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026everything about this phillies/braves series gets about 50% funnier when you consider that whichever team wins is just going to go get shredded by the dodgers 040
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026grace isn't home so i'm making really stupid music. harmonizing with myself over silly synth beats. brute force learning how to compose vocal arrangements. going "de de de" and "do do do" alone in the apartment 130
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026before you judge this move, consider: maybe they just aren't going to play the last two innings. you never know 030
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026is he taking enormous doses of hgh in between 24 hour bouts of sitting down? 160
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i didn't forget the blog this week. i just did not finish it on time willscoolblog.neocities.orgwillscoolblog.neocities.orgwill's cool blog 140
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026nice try Nvidia, it's a little late to try to patent a switch 020
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think the reason I find "search action" so funny is that it's way better than "metroidvania" and it is baffling that "search action" could possibly be better than anything in common use. "metroidvania" just sucks that bad 010
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the beach boys' smile is a work too powerful to exist, and brian wilson presents smile is one of the greatest albums of all time just by virtue of being the best approximation of it we have 030
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026metroid II: return of samus. it's samus. she's back twitch.tv/slimer_realtwitch.tvslimer_real - Live on Twitchsamus is back | Streaming metroid ii - return of samus. 021
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hello metroid 2 enjoyers: do you want me to stream it with the greyscale colour palette, the pea green colour palette, or the game boy color colour palette 530
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026mariah carey version of without you blows chunks. you should never record a song harry nilsson has already recorded. one of the classic blunders 250
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026live! zelda! now! twitch.tv/slimer_realtwitch.tvslimer_real - Live on Twitchthe...the forest...temple | Streaming the legend of zelda: ocarina of time. 000
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if i am posting before 11am it very likely means I slept badly and am bored at work. do not trust the opinions presented in posts of this sort. I have no idea what I was on about here 250
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the best video game genres are search action, turn based rpg, and puzzle 230
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026metroid is the greatest video game of the 1980s, super metroid is the greatest video game of the 1990s. the greatest video game of the 2010s is hollow knight, which is basically metroid. the 2000s are a lost era, and we have yet to see if the 2020s will be redeemed by a metroid 230
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026pac man is the ur-video game. you can feel its influence in everything from metroid to katamari damacy to doodlejump 030
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026just cleared gold stake on the black deck. my long nightmare is finally over 140
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it seems quite possible to me that metroid is nintendo's best franchise on the strength of like 2-4 entries alone 141
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026metroid time twitch.tv/slimer_realtwitch.tvslimer_real - Twitchhey, I'm will. i'm a writer and musician and I stream games on here too. I used to speedrun some stuff (super mario world most recently) but now I'm just sort of a variety streamer. currently playing ... 020
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026going to do a short stream to finish metroid at around 1pm 110
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"the us spent more on the computer that lies to you than on their railroads and highways" is a new madness rune for me 040
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026metroid mode twitch.tv/slimer_realtwitch.tvslimer_real - Live on Twitchmetroid, the best (?) NES game | Streaming metroid. 020
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026whenever you're looking into a new tool, you have to be able to recognize when somebody has made evaluating the tool their whole deal. these people's advice can be useful but you can't let yourself become one of them. you are here to use the tool, not to live for the tool 130
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026any good discord alternatives kicking around these days? 230
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i am enjoying the new carly rae jepsen. however i am on song 1 of a frankly ridiculous 24, so check back in with me in an hour and a half 130
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026guitar lick that opens "choosin' texas" sounds a lot like that one piano+guitar refrain in the outro to "layla." i don't think this information matters at all to anybody, but it is a thing i noticed 050
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it's the metroid monday metroid matinee twitch.tv/slimer_realtwitch.tvslimer_real - Live on Twitchmetroid matinee | Streaming metroid. 021
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will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026there are probably better answers, but I'm stuck on "werewolf bar mitzvah" 040
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the blog is back willscoolblog.neocities.orgwillscoolblog.neocities.orgwill's cool blog 022
will 🚂 @slimerreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026at 7pm tonight link grows up on twitch.tv/slimer_realtwitch.tvslimer_real - Twitchhey, I'm will. i'm a writer and musician and i stream games on here too. i used to speedrun some stuff (super mario world most recently) but now I'm just sort of a variety streamer. retro games mostly... 220
