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Alice Lastname

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Frap @frapposting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/05/2026
Are you “moanmaxxing”? These sexually active individuals are regularly practicing their moans out loud at home, and they say it helps them get a good grade at sex
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Frap @frapposting.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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alv @alvzor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening? Me, about to go for the stuffed dog in my glove compartment: no officer
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Disdain is one of the most embarrassing emotions. "I see myself in the object of scorn. Please don't think I'm like this. Please."
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If you post good enough in real life it's called "being charming" and it can even result in pussy
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Tumblr staff smoking dust and hair before pushing this update. Genuinely idiotic.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Marina Diamandis’ producer, an enabler: “Yes, Marina, do the baby voice again for this bit! Everybody loves the baby voice!”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
sorry to bring this back but
my own tweet saying “[historian voice] it has always sucked ass to be alive”
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/05/2026
i'm 30 years old and burnt the inside of my mouth taking a hit of a nitrous canister for the first time ever a couple days ago so just know that if you really put your mind to it you can be the same kind of piece of shit you were when you were 19 forever
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 03/05/2026
Was taking a picture with someone recently, after giving a talk at a college. As we posed for the selfie, he got a discord message that said in all caps "KISS HIM"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i love the nba but it's not a sport. any physical competition held indoors is not a sport, it's "horsing around," a category that also includes hockey and many baseball and football games. nascar's place in this discussion is unknowable as no one is certain of whether being in a car counts as inside
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
this one makes me laugh every single time no matter what
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist? Mamdani: I've spoken about -- Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
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LIZ @lizw.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
good grievening....
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Peter Silk / KestrelPi @kestrelpi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Right about now The funk soul brother Check it out now The funk soul brother Any second now The funk soul brother With you in just a moment The funk soul brother Terribly sorry about this The funk soul brother Your call is extremely important to us The funk soul brother
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Why dignt you like this
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