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@sleepcore.zone
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surly n' sassy STL-ish @sleepcore@tacobelllabs.net on mastodon

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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 25/09/2026
please do not take job advice from podcasters but especially podcasters who have not had a legitimate job interview in the last 30 years if they ever had one at all
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 25/09/2026
Google is twisting the knife for all pixel owners by spending the last 2 years putting in useless AI features and now they're bundling in a harry potter marketing campaign in a system update. I was gonna wait for my contract to expire to switch to iOS but oh my god they must really want me gone
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Homer in the lesbian bar saying "This lesbian bar doesn't require K95 masks! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies."
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Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jasper from The Simpsons beginning to sing "Theme from A Summer Place"
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 20/09/2026
burning Tilly Norwood to a CD and distributing her at bootleg DVD markets
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 19/09/2026
so are they ever gonna work on the stability of this app and the servers or what
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
    [Cueball is sitting in an office chair at a desk in front of a laptop with his hands raised above the keyboard. An off-panel person replies to his remarks.]
    Cueball: Ugh, people are mad at me again because they don't read carefully.
    Cueball: I'm being perfectly clear. It's not my fault if everyone misinterprets what I say.
    Off-panel person: Wow, sounds like you're great at communicating, an activity that famously involves just one person.
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 17/09/2026
Leaving aside the fact that he's a moron, Aaron Rodericks' hair looks like shit.
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 16/09/2026
This guy is getting so mad at a woman who produces YouTube videos that teaches literal babies how to form language lmao. Can't wait for his loser manifesto against Elmo.
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Cora Neas @corabora.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Any trans Texans who want to comment about Talarico to KXAN, please hit my DMs
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 03/09/2026
The only thing I'm confident about is that Wesley Bell is going to use our tax dollars on expensive and wasteful personal travel charges and dodge questions about it for years while receiving just shy of 1 million dollars from AIPAC alone
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
mm3-6 sound effects vs mm1-2 sound effects
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 28/08/2026
sorry to be a marxist but "COVID broke everyone's brain" is correct but I think masks the bigger point that the contradictions are becoming a lot more obvious to more and more people and that IMO is the real driving force for people going a little bonkers
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 28/08/2026
bluesky should really start investing in server infrastructure instead of Claude tokens
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 23/08/2026
looking forward to the next ffxiv expansion just so I can have a different leitmotif stuck in my head for 2+ years
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the handful of people who are constantly the topic of conversation about their smug posts on here are, without fail, deliberate provocateurs with unpleasant attitudes and even less pleasant faces. the only thing dumber than fighting with them is defending them from attacks
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 21/08/2026
STL pizza is fine and just a flatcrust alternative combination to the standard 3-cheese-blend that 90% of pizza places offer anyway
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 21/08/2026
mike masnick said one notable thing one time and we've been paying for it every since
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just as you no longer live in the climate regime of your youth, you no longer live in the political economy of your childhood, and the signifiers and coalitions of that lost age persist only as habit
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 16/08/2026
I used to gently bully my cats by force-rolling them on their side when they were being annoying and petting them aggressively but now they just drop to the floor on their own and block my way to demand attention and pets. Now there's a *chance* this is my fault but I refuse to look inward at all
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15/08/2026
His name is Reacher and he dances on the sand
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 13/08/2026
welcome new followers from that starter pack. Prepare to be incredibly disappointed
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 11/08/2026
I understand that science is allowed to have whimsy but I'm just not sure naming this 'Dog Vomit Slime Mold' is really fair to the slime mold community.
A piece of wood in my yard covered in yellow splotches of slime mold called Dog Vomit Slime Mold
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There are exactly two lighting configurations on TV now, it's full LED enclosed soundstage or a bunch of 12x12 scrims and it's color graded to 2200K.
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 09/08/2026
Archie is already personally blaming me for the heat wave
A white rabbit with brown spots laying on its side looking dead but he's really just being dramatic because it's a little warm outside.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
When I told Anthropic interlocutors that I avoid contact w LLMs, their response was bemused:perhaps I hadn’t spent enough time w them? there was light in their eyes when they talked about Claude. It dawned on me that they're under enchantment. Like Pygmalion, they had fallen in love w their creation
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
vibes wise this was the most prophetic Simpsons joke
nuke the whales poster
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 09/08/2026
I love seeing the entire gaming and personal computing industry collapse in front of my eyes while at the same time getting talked down to by smug weirdos who continue to insist that they should continue to get paid and soothed for taking massive shortcuts and typing prompts into a magic box
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 09/08/2026
the alex/adhd inclination to start up baldur's gate 3 for the fifth time and lose all motivation by the end of act 2
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 08/08/2026
it's fantastic that Hillary Clinton found the time to sit down for such an important podcast after doing all of those profitable real estate investment conferences in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 08/08/2026
looking up "Sex Purge" on wikipedia as if it's an actual movie because I'm stupid and can't follow context clues
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🎶 sex purgin’ purge it n see i want a sex purge that has no nudity 🎶
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 07/08/2026
lmao rest in piss schizanon
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 07/08/2026
ignoring all of the story problems, are people really lining up in 2026 to see callum turner as a romantic lead in a romcom
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 07/08/2026
I know death threats are bad to do and should probably be punished but there are so many call centers where getting death threats are just a "part of the job" and the company simply expects you as an underpaid and abused employee to absorb the sins of society in ways a governors office wont
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alex @shitshow.info · 07/08/2026
I just think we should grind everyone working in AI into a nutritional slurry maybe for feed stock or feeding prisoners
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 07/08/2026
One of my rabbits is relaxed and loves to flop/snooze next to me for comfort but she also knows how to weaponize this by making sure I know she's sleeping far away from me when I've offended her and I just don't know if I have the self esteem to handle this kind of snubbing from a gd prey animal
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
[depressed sugar ray] iiiiiiiiiiiiiii just wanna die
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 06/08/2026
direct-to-DVD boyfriend
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 03/08/2026
Ken Jennings coming in hot with that undeserved smugness and self centered behavior that only a Mormon could give
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 01/08/2026
you know that creepypasta Candle Cove that ends with the characters just screaming at the screen? That's just my internal monologue
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 01/08/2026
you would think St Louis is important or something with the amount of money AIPAC is pumping into Wesley Bell
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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 31/07/2026
RIP @c0mm13ba5tard.bsky.social , you were a real one
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 31/07/2026
I'm an American gay guy that watches the Olympics every 4 years.
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 30/07/2026
Tweet from @len0killer:
"Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂

Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby."
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Catfisher of Men @mormonpartyboat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
a snip of ray from the comic achewood saying "daaamn!  that answer could use some work!"

source: https://achewood.com/2006/07/19/title.html
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Alex @sleepcore.zone · 24/07/2026
Ya'll bitched about "The Love is Gone" being cut from Muppets Christmas Carol and now we're getting an entire movie stretching out that storyline into 2 agonizing hours. At the risk of being unpopular, this gay places the blame for all this squarely on YOU, the fans.
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