marcus @skypunch.com · 01/08/2026Listening to Massive Attack’s 2003 album 100th Window, which I wasn’t that fond of at the time, and I’m really enjoying it now. It has collaborations with Sinead O’Connor and Damon Albarn and has a sort of “Massive Attack’s In Rainbows” feel. 000
marcus @skypunch.com · 27/07/2026I’m not surprised it’s called The Odyssey. A lot of the things that happen to Matt Damon are quite odd - and they happen at sea! 000
marcus @skypunch.com · 26/07/2026Fun fact: when people say sentient, they usually mean sapient. Ok byeee! 000
marcus @skypunch.com · 10/07/2026Good news: Fable has foiled my plan to develop a bioweapon which only targets people with no palmaris longus tendon in their arm. 000
marcus @skypunch.com · 10/07/2026Just in case you were wondering how it’s going in Fortnite, they now have a John Wick umbrella parachute made out of constantly firing handguns. You know, for kids. 100
Reposted by marcusjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/07/2026They say it takes 43 muscles to frown, and 17 muscles to smile, which is why i try to remain expressionless at all times 955654
marcus @skypunch.com · 08/07/2026Hey, anybody here want to give me five million US dollars? In return I will write you a very sincere thank you note, or your money back. 000
Reposted by marcuspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s time for the USA to accept that they’ll never be a great soccer nation. If they want to excel at a global sport, they should redirect their top baseball talent into cricket. 3869649
Reposted by marcusRob @greaterhermit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If you’re a dude at 15 you have to pick a book to choose what kind of nerd you’re going to be. You can be a Dune nerd or a Tolkien nerd or a William Gibson nerd. This is like picking your starter pokemon 210870101
Reposted by marcusTom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 02/07/2026youtu.be/KP8PwubBQZc?...youtu.beAdam Buxton - Doing It Wrong (Official Video)YouTube video by Adam Buxton 021
Reposted by marcusjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Thinking about when my kid said there's a funny looking movie on Netflix so I asked him what movie and he said he doesn't want to say because he doesn't know if it's a bad word so I said just say it, and he says "Norbit" 102718
Reposted by marcusmarcus @skypunch.com · 14/06/2026This recent World Cup-related trend of Americans being trolled about their less illustrious food, and reacting indignantly en masse in the same way the British react when Americans do their “beans on toast” schtick (ie “we have a diverse range of food options from around the world”… is pretty funny. 001
marcus @skypunch.com · 03/06/2026The 29 down clue for Wednesday 3rd June's The Missing Letter puzzle is wrong. The 2012 Summer Olympics were held in London. The *2016* Summer Olympics were held in Rio. As penance, get Noah Webster to put those missing "u"s back. You know the ones I'm talking about. @merriam-webster.com 000
marcus @skypunch.com · 25/05/2026Her, 2013: people can have a job writing fake heartfelt letters, and dating AI is a thing people do. The AI is hyper-intelligent. Reality, 2026: the AI writes the fake heartfelt letters, and dating AI is a thing people do. The AI is a ropey regurgitation machine made from stolen human creativity. 000
marcus @skypunch.com · 18/04/2026I was today years old when I realised the voice announcing the instruments in Mike Oldfield’s The Bell (from Tubular Bells II) is Alan Rickman. open.spotify.com/track/6hnRtB...open.spotify.comThe Bell 000
Reposted by marcusMerlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Sam Campbell made a short film about Alex Horne's celebrity soccer match. This one's for advanced users only. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv4z...youtube.comChess HamYouTube video by McDonalds Comedy 5161
Reposted by marcusDan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026did Grover ever get fired from that waiter job 8827
marcus @skypunch.com · 19/03/2026One of my post replies got one repost and five likes. I call this “going micro-viral”. 000
marcus @skypunch.com · 10/03/2026Saw one of those sentient vans that they’re making these days. Cut off the video and missed it going “BLOOOOOOOOOOOD” haha so fun 000
marcus @skypunch.com · 09/03/2026@flophousepodcast.com The mental health check-in Mini was just the tonic I needed. Sincerely one of your best episodes. You guys rock. 130
Reposted by marcusjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/03/2026You can tell when i'm watching a comedy-drama because i stop laughing sometimes 315716
Reposted by marcusjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying 10823170
marcus @skypunch.com · 17/01/2026Americans will say that British food is bad and then pour out a big bowl of something called “grits” and then eat it with a spoon while rubbing their tummy and making yum-yum noises 110
marcus @skypunch.com · 07/01/2026Bit late on this but it just occurred to me that Brussel sprouts are just fun-size cabbages anyway back to work 000
Reposted by marcusMerlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I have just learned that the actor Richard Edson was the original drummer in Sonic Youth. #TITMTLTR 4253
Reposted by marcuspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I can see how they would be exciting and impressive to a caveman but it’s embarrassing to enjoy them as a modern human 1569134
Reposted by marcuspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026 631584174
marcus @skypunch.com · 30/12/2025It is very funny when Americans do posts making fun of the way they’ve decided British people talk. Anybody who says these sorts of posts are unfunny, lazy, and insular is just jealous and probably owns a passport. 000
Reposted by marcuspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2025This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron 1343123303
Reposted by marcusJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9454684914405
marcus @skypunch.com · 06/12/2025They’re finally releasing the “Babu Frik Is In Every Scene” Special Edition. www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...starwars.com 000
Reposted by marcuszeldman @zeldman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The early web revealed how many of us are creative. The current web shows how many are morons. 89017
Reposted by marcuspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/10/2025It’s a big day for fans of baseball, or as the rest of the world calls it, “American Cricket” 772476
Reposted by marcuslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/10/2025i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need 383716374
Reposted by marcusmarcus @skypunch.com · 12/10/2025Imagine how many accidents are caused by people commuting on Light Cycles in TRON City. Why isn’t anybody doing anything about this? Horrific. 021
Reposted by marcuspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer. 621539129
Reposted by marcusTom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 10/10/2025A friend sent me this article and genuinely it’s f***ing insane and I can strongly recommend reading it. futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comBank of England Warns of Impending AI DisasterThe Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy. 13473166
Reposted by marcusjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer 221963265
marcus @skypunch.com · 09/10/2025Wikipedia’s guide on how to spot LLM (ugh, AI) writing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...en.wikipedia.orgWikipedia:Signs of AI writing - Wikipedia 000
Reposted by marcusjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/09/2025i would absolutely keep a jumping spider as a pet. i love those guys. 5469435