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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be on Bluesky

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marcus @skypunch.com · 07/08/2026
Also meant I could get an Adam Curtis-designed concert T-shirt for one of my favourite bands!
The algorithm will always find you
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marcus @skypunch.com · 10/07/2026
Good news: Fable has foiled my plan to develop a bioweapon which only targets people with no palmaris longus tendon in their arm.
“Fable's safeguards flagged this message. The safeguards are intentionally broad right now and may flag safe and routine coding, cybersecurity, or biology work. These measures let us bring you Mythos-level capabilities sooner, and we're working to refine them.”
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marcus @skypunch.com · 10/07/2026
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marcus @skypunch.com · 10/07/2026
Just in case you were wondering how it’s going in Fortnite, they now have a John Wick umbrella parachute made out of constantly firing handguns. You know, for kids.
A parasol made out of firing handguns
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marcus @skypunch.com · 06/06/2026
Futurama suicide booth
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marcus @skypunch.com · 06/06/2026
Hmm.
“Calm Cabin”
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marcus @skypunch.com · 03/06/2026
The 29 down clue for Wednesday 3rd June's The Missing Letter puzzle is wrong. The 2012 Summer Olympics were held in London. The *2016* Summer Olympics were held in Rio. As penance, get Noah Webster to put those missing "u"s back. You know the ones I'm talking about. @merriam-webster.com
2012 Summer Olympics clue - the answer is Rio, except it is not.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 20/05/2026
Oh cool a new Spotify thing
First song played: Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush
Most streamed artist: The Wiggles
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marcus @skypunch.com · 17/05/2026
Sometimes I guess you just have to do something yourself (by which I mean use AI to do it for you).
Tom Wilkinson holding an ever-increasing number of baguettes thanks to the magical power of AI
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marcus @skypunch.com · 16/05/2026
Tom Wilkinson with a lot of baguettes under his arm
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marcus @skypunch.com · 19/04/2026
Roy with his wife
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marcus @skypunch.com · 17/04/2026
Just started watching it and oh boy
Big posters of noted comedy wronguns David Walliams and Russell Brand
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marcus @skypunch.com · 27/03/2026
Turns out. amiatechbro.com
I am not a tech bro
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marcus @skypunch.com · 10/03/2026
Saw one of those sentient vans that they’re making these days. Cut off the video and missed it going “BLOOOOOOOOOOOD” haha so fun
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marcus @skypunch.com · 17/01/2026
Americans will say that British food is bad and then pour out a big bowl of something called “grits” and then eat it with a spoon while rubbing their tummy and making yum-yum noises
INSTANT GRITS
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marcus @skypunch.com · 02/01/2026
I always think of him as Daisy’s boyfriend in Spaced.
Daisy and Richard in Spaced
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marcus @skypunch.com · 25/12/2025
One of my favourite John Peel stories (Wikipedia).
Upon first hearing "Teenage Kicks" in September 1978, BBC Radio 1 DJ John Peel is reported to have burst into tears, and readily admitted to still being moved to tears upon hearing the song in interviews granted to journalists up until his death.[13] To judge songs he had heard for the first time as to worthiness of airplay upon his show, Peel often rated new bands' songs with a series of asterisks, with each song judged upon a scale of one to five asterisks: Peel was so taken by "Teenage Kicks", he awarded the song 28 stars. On one occasion, he is known to have played the song twice in a row, with the explanation given to his audience being, "It doesn't get much better than this."[14]
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marcus @skypunch.com · 09/12/2025
Favourite new Christmas tree ornament.
Spider-Man hanging upside down, wrapped in Christmas lights, with a Santa hat on, waving sheepishly.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 21/09/2025
Name a more prescient line in a sillier movie. I’ll wait.
Angelina Jolie in Hackers (1995): “RISC architecture is going to change everything.”
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marcus @skypunch.com · 16/08/2025
I just assumed there was some kind of enchantment that made the toner last forever. Also PSA make sure to update Brother printer firmware due to a big security flaw announced in June. www.theverge.com/news/694877/...
Toner Level: ∞
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marcus @skypunch.com · 13/08/2025
When you ask ChatGPT 5 to list British Prime Ministers since Churchill.
British PMs since Churchill, if you’re a MENTALIST
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marcus @skypunch.com · 09/08/2025
It took a certain amount of arguing with ChatGPT 5 to get the basics of the task right, then this is what it gave me, including two Geraid Fords and an Elsenower.
A weird-ass US presidents diagram
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marcus @skypunch.com · 04/08/2025
Man Down is terrific. A fitting swan song for Rik Mayall (it was his final role). Greg’s mother was the headmistress in the popular UK TV series Grange Hill, who child me had very confused feelings about.
Gwyneth Powell
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marcus @skypunch.com · 28/07/2025
Razzle dazzle
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marcus @skypunch.com · 24/06/2025
This is my personal favourite plasticbag.org design, from back in the blogging heydays of 2002. It inspired my own (bad) blog theme attempts, thankfully lost to history!
A plasticbag.org blog theme from 2002
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marcus @skypunch.com · 21/06/2025
Unexpected roadblock this morning. Diverted my route! 🙈
Three macaque monkeys (and a baby)
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marcus @skypunch.com · 29/04/2025
And I said what about
Breakfast at Fluffy’s
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marcus @skypunch.com · 27/03/2025
Unironically the greatest McDonald’s meal toy ever released. No notes. I am 47 years old.
Minecraft Zombie Hamburglar
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marcus @skypunch.com · 25/03/2025
Going to start posting a Columbo GIF to the threads of funny posts that feature missed-the-joke replies from Super Smart Internet Detectives. They deserve a reward.
Columbo waving
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marcus @skypunch.com · 04/03/2025
Company with famous attention to detail makes black products.
A black Apple Watch Ultra, black MacBook Pro, and black Magic Trackpad. None of them match in their shades of black.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 21/02/2025
AI is very useful
Turns out Paul Newman eats a lot of eggs in Cool Hand Luke
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marcus @skypunch.com · 15/02/2025
Challenge accepted
Painting of Philip Yorke, 1st Earl of Hardwicke (1690-1764) by William Hoare of Bath
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marcus @skypunch.com · 01/02/2025
Bee haters be like
“The cruel bee has sucked all the life from these poor flowers.” (From 8 ½)
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marcus @skypunch.com · 08/01/2025
Me, the entire film: 😬 The blackest of mannered black comedies. Pure distilled anxiety.
Barry Keoghan having a drink like a normal boy
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marcus @skypunch.com · 31/12/2024
Japanese kittens wearing KFC items on their heads are coming to Singapore in January and I hate myself for this but I want one
Plush kittens with different KFC items on their heads
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marcus @skypunch.com · 20/12/2024
Hard time for hard crime (skipping a nap)
A baby literally in baby jail. Literally.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 09/12/2024
You’re all doing Loggins dirty here and like me need to live and love in the Danger Zone
I’m in the top 0.5% of Kenny Loggins’s “Danger Zone” song, because I listened to it five times in a year.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 08/12/2024
Say what you will about Threads, but sometimes the most random dumb stuff I post there does absolute numbers and I have no idea why except [vague pointing] The Algorithm.
A dumb post I made about a dumb Alexa device name on Threads which got 1.2K likes and counting. By comparison, this got zip on Bluesky.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 07/12/2024
Alexa, turn off TRADFRIbulbE27WSglobeclear806lm.
Screenshot of the Alexa app telling me I can turn off a lightbulb simply by using the memorable phrase, "Alexa, turn off TRADFRIbulbE27WSglobeclear806lm."
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marcus @skypunch.com · 28/11/2024
Broke my teeth trying to eat the delicious treats contained in National Geographic’s advent calendar. Seeking a refund.
An advent calendar filled with rocks.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 26/11/2024
Neither of these are new states of being for me tbh
anxietymarried
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marcus @skypunch.com · 23/11/2024
Darth Christmas was the jolliest of the Sith.
A Darth Vader Christmas tree ornament. He’s wearing a red Santa hat, a red Santa cloak and clutching a giant red and white-striped candy cane.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 22/11/2024
Times New Dumbass is a typeface whose letters are made of Elon Musk jumping. Free download. timesnewdumbass.co
Times New Dumbass as written by contorted pictures of Elon Musk
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marcus @skypunch.com · 25/10/2024
Accidentally set my iPhone on fire by doing basic RAW processing in Lightroom.
Syncing Paused for 258 Items! iPhone Needs to Cool Down!
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marcus @skypunch.com · 12/09/2024
Love the Classic Mac OS-inspired operating system used by the evil robot Cain in RoboCop 2.
A still from RoboCop 2 (1990) showing an OS-style visual overlay on a video feed, intended to mimic a robot’s view. There is a menu at the top: a skull or robot head icon, Mode Control, Status, Target, Memory, Record
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marcus @skypunch.com · 07/09/2024
I screenshotted your terrific post and reposted it on Mastodon, and none other than Ron Gilbert himself saw and boosted it!
Screenshot from Mastodon showing Ron Gilbert boosting the Bluesky post from Colossal Stone Head which reads “the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image”.

I don’t know what Guybrush Threepwood would make of all this.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 19/04/2024
I guess I never made it to Season 3 and the introduction of The Stingers because I would definitely remember the signature look of Rory "Riot" Llewelyn. I haven’t seen the film but I assume he’s the inspiration for Llewyn Davis.
The Stingers from left to right: Phoebe "Rapture" Ashe, Rory "Riot" Llewelyn, and Ingrid "Minx" Kruger
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marcus @skypunch.com · 08/03/2024
Paparazzi shot of John Lydon in New Orleans in 2018
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marcus @skypunch.com · 02/03/2024
Spoilers for the plot of Dune, a novel from 1965.
Distracted boyfriend meme for Dune. The lady in the red dress is Princess Irulan, the whistling boyfriend is Paul, and the outraged girlfriend is Chani.
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marcus @skypunch.com · 19/02/2024
It’s always enjoyable reading when Letterboxd reviewers watch the latest cinematic train wreck.
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