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Zeus Susie @zsusieart.bsky.social · 13h
It has been found
Screenshot of a Final Fantasy XIV player with the name "Lieutenant Columbo", whose avatar is dressed to look like the character Columbo, running through the Fall Guys event map
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Realizing how funny it will be to run Deep Carbon Observatory when a good chunk of the module has waist high water, and a good chunk of the party are shorter than that. #TTRPG Has anyone else ran it before? How did it go? What are your thoughts on it? What should I look out for as the GM?
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
None of my TTRPG takes are nuanced
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zero ultra bimbokage @zeroultrabimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
asmr where i walk you through character creation in a ttrpg you've never played before and i keep telling you your ideas are really interesting but you character is going to be nonviable and your fellow party members might hate you for it
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday is a special day in Norwegian society. It's the boundry between snart helg and helg. Usually we cross it around 16:00-17:00. But for some unlucky people, it's never helg.
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We got someone in the server falsely reporting a bunch of people, and I got dinged, so now I have to communicate with people like a ghost writing on the bathroom mirror.
Screenshot of discord messages, with the message "IM MUTEDSORY" written using letter reactions to messages.
A message has been sent by the other person, and it's just a tiger emoji.
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The people in my FFXIV FC are getting antsy about playing ttrpgs again. I ran Broodmother Skyfortress for them last time, and they managed to take over the skyfortress, mostly by severely damaging everything (including themselves) with fall damage. I'm thinking Deep Carbon Observatory next.
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Alt Bureau of Labor Statistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The apotheosis of this is the One Page RPG (often sold as a trifold pamphlet), a module with barely any content for a game with barely any rules. They’re always an elevator pitch for a TTRPG pretending to be a full product.
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tataru with a gun #FFXIV #FFXIVART
Tataru pulling back the slide on a pistol, her eyes locked onto her unfortunate target
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RichaadEB @richaadeb.com · 21/01/2026
it's simple! elementary, even! you see, I simply don't use AI because I'm not an abject fucking loser
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
here's to you, homer and bart maggie lisa flanders and marge
big boss metal gear solid ground zeroes
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 12/09/2026
hey thanks for screenshotting that person's hateful/bigoted/upsetting tweet and posting it here. i actually muted that person by accident on the other site who's URL i also forgot, and i intentionally make my life worse by keeping up to date on their thoughts so i appreciate you sharing it here
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The Dungeon Creep @dungeoncreep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thinking about the John Oates ass vampire on the cover of the Chill Vampires expansion book again
A photograph of the Vampires rules supplement for the Chill tabletop roleplaying game by Pacesetter. The cover depicts a suave ass vampire with a big ol' collar. He looks uncannily like John Oates.
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The group has been playing around with social combat, where we use different moves to attack willpower so we can get what we want by talking. This sucks ass, we've spent an hour on this, conversation is stilted and flows like toothpaste, this should have been two rolls max. #vtm #ttrpg
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People trying to explain to me why dice towers are useful actually, while I weld their iron sarcophagus shut and with the help of three volunteering strongmen push it off of the boat into the depths of the north sea.
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Wayspell @wayspell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human." - Count Zero (William Gibson, 1986)
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Was at the dentist, fixing a hole in my tooth. Dentist has the radio on a music channel the whole time. He sets things up, vacuum in my mouth, gets the drill ready. I open wide. Song changes. I start getting my teeth drilled to fucking Eye of the Tiger, and it's the scariest experience of my life.
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
the thing about "separating the art from the artist" is that it comes from academic circles where they were trying to separate an artist's views from an interpretation of their work as an intellectual exercise, not as a way to give people moral carte blanche to support shitty people
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KooTheBird @koothebird.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jane Horton 🇺🇸 🇦🇩 🇺🇾 🏳️‍🌈 @janebhorton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Five clay dogs buried under a palace doorway at Nineveh around 645 BC. Each one has its name written on its side in cuneiform. Expeller of evil. Catcher of the enemy. Biter of his foe. Loud is his bark. Don't think, bite. That last one is an instruction, written on the dog, addressed to the dog.
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cleared P8S unsynched yesterday, which raiders probably won't be impressed by, but I am dogshit at anything higher than Normal and can barely do extremes from two years ago. The people from my FC were so nice and patient with me even though I felt like I was messing up the whole time. #ffxiv
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck Owlbear Rodeo
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Finally got my Unsounded physical copies, they are absolutely gorgeous. #unsounded
Physical copies of the first and second Unsounded comic books, 1, The Corpse with No Eyes, and 2, The Perils of Civilization.
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Weird piece of ttrpg advice, but in a sandbox, if you don't want to take a plothook, you don't have to, even if an NPC is really insistent. Had this happen last night, vibe was weird, people were quiet, nobody seemed to want to do the thing they narrated themselves doing. Please, use your agency.
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halmarussy indulgence @ UMAD P5 enrage (7.5 spoilers) @amaurotism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
an array of Duke Nukem, Wesker, Nero from FFXIV, and Kazuhira Miller, all sharing the same "wow.  these people are so weird.  thank god im the only normal person here" thought bubble
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Played the first session of the VtM 6e playtest. Noticing some weirdness, probably just playtest clunk, but I think we managed to navigate it well. I think the difficulty subtracting dice from your pool is very intuitive. [Drama] was... there. I'll need more sessions to form a proper opinion on it.
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tamaldelote.bsky.social @tamaldelote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Robin dressed as a cowboy
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Will Perkins @williamhperkins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This completely unhinged WB promo for Deep Space Nine – an ill conceived attempt to make the most cerebral of Star Trek shows look “cool” – has got a screaming rock dude wailing over a shot of Captain Sisko watching his wife blow up:
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I applied for a VtM 6e game specifically because everyone seems to HATE the playtest rules. Somehow I got in! This will be my first time actually engaging with VtM, which will hopefully be a helpful perspective when I send in my playtest feedback. Session 0 on thursday. #ttrpg #vtm
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mors @mors.games · 02/08/2026
meanwhile, this is how it feels like to use unity
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Scaring the players #ttrpg
Discord message reading "I'm putting a save or die enemy in the game, and I'm not telling you which enemy it is"
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Seeing a lot of people making characters they "might never get to play" and it makes me wonder how common it is for GMs to accept characters made in isolation, without the player reading their setting or having any connections to the other PCs or the world. Do you allow characters like that? #ttrpg
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 24/07/2026
But to also let them describe their own deaths was new to me. I think it puts the PCs on the same level as the monsters and NPCs in the narrative hierarchy in a way; they’ve dealt death in a spectacular manner of their own description up until this point; now it’s their turn to meet the same end.
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ttrpg antagonist with the energy of someone who takes a low angle selfie of themselves wearing sunglasses in their car and uses it as their profile picture.
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I only kinkshame in private, I don't think anyone needs to be exposed to what I'm not into.
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Some of you
Extremely old man saying he is 35 years old.
From episode 19, season 2 of the X-Files, "Død Kalm"
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Star Trek Forever
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I do love when people just say it man. They need to hear it.
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
me: i must practice the dharma also me:
me telling ai man to khs
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Joined the local gaming store's discord and nobody there is talking. Planning on disrupting their whole milieu by actually running TTRPGs and bringing activity. Already posted "so this is where it's happening?" In the general channel, it's been four hours and nobody has responded. Promising stuff!
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Heard a guy outside my apartment drop a bunch of metal pipes and go "GRAAAAAAUUUUGHGHHH!". After a brief pause, presumably while he was collecting his dropped pipes, I hear a single pipe hitting the pavement and then loud cursing, then another pipe and more cursing further away, and again and again.
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tamaldelote.bsky.social @tamaldelote.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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smilky🐻 @smilkyshake.com · 10/07/2026
seeing a lot of Palworld chat since it's entering 1.0, for people that care and don't know, the devs also have a game on steam centered around generating AI images store.steampowered.com/app/2154230/...
store.steampowered.com
AI: Art Impostor on Steam
AI: Art Impostor is an AI drawing party game for 3-8 players. You are a progressive artist who commands AI to generate images, and you don't need aesthetic talent to draw good artwork. It only takes 5...
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 05/07/2026
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fridays have cleared up for me, so now I no longer have an excuse to not head to the new local gaming store and ask if people run/play ttrpgs there. I want to make more IRL friends, but I'm really worried my vibe will be off compared to the regular crowd there. Send encouragement and energy #ttrpg
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woob @woob.zone · 28/06/2026
NOT FUCKING MULLVAD GOD DAMN IT www.tumblr.com/3liza/820613... circumstances.run/@davidgerard...
tumblr post from 3liza titled "cancel your mullvad subscription":

tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load

if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy ( https://circumstances.run/@davidgerard/116823203601885385 )

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    If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately

    that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to

    EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis.

    If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again.

    archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The new #Deltarune chapter is coming out very soon, so remember, don't spoil it for people. I don't care if you're excited, don't be a piece of shit. Don't post straight up screenshots of spoilers, and do put "DELTARUNE SPOILER" in all caps at the top of your posts when talking about it. Enjoy art
Crappy ms paint drawing of Ralsei with the text "DONT SPOIL, MOTHER FUCKER"
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Faisal فيصل @faisalhamadah.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.
Hi, thanks for posting! We do appreciate you thinking of us even though we have to moderate.

Our stance on all AI generated content (Images, Video, Voiceovers, and whatever else LLM based AI gets up to in the future):

At best, they are approximations of street fighter characters as the AI has no clue what it is trying to create. Because of this, there is no street fighter content so they are not allowed. (rule 1)

Also, they aren't allowed per our source rule. As AI sources cannot be tracked, we must assume that they use uncredited sources in the learning data. (rule 5)

Finally, AI images, video, text, and voiceovers are barely any different than posting a screenshot of a google search. The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam (rule 3).

Because of these reasons, AI art and other AI content is not allowed.

If you would like to contact the moderators about this removal, you can do so here.
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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The new #Deltarune chapter is coming out very soon, so remember, don't spoil it for people. I don't care if you're excited, don't be a piece of shit. Don't post straight up screenshots of spoilers, and do put "DELTARUNE SPOILER" in all caps at the top of your posts when talking about it. Enjoy art
Crappy ms paint drawing of Ralsei with the text "DONT SPOIL, MOTHER FUCKER"
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