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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My friend @tamaldelote.bsky.social drew Robin as a ghost because he thought I was so ghostly, thank you Tamal my friend

An anthropomorphic fox with glasses (Robin) in a ghost costume.

Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We got someone in the server falsely reporting a bunch of people, and I got dinged, so now I have to communicate with people like a ghost writing on the bathroom mirror.

Screenshot of discord messages, with the message "IM MUTEDSORY" written using letter reactions to messages.
A message has been sent by the other person, and it's just a tiger emoji.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

All right, then. Fuck your secrets.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Finally got my Unsounded physical copies, they are absolutely gorgeous. #unsounded

Physical copies of the first and second Unsounded comic books, 1, The Corpse with No Eyes, and 2, The Perils of Civilization.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I'll tell you hosers though, it's a giant cone snail.

A cone snail. Conical orange and white shell, with its black, orange, and white proboscis peeking out.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The new #Deltarune chapter is coming out very soon, so remember, don't spoil it for people. I don't care if you're excited, don't be a piece of shit. Don't post straight up screenshots of spoilers, and do put "DELTARUNE SPOILER" in all caps at the top of your posts when talking about it. Enjoy art

Crappy ms paint drawing of Ralsei with the text "DONT SPOIL, MOTHER FUCKER"

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Happy 17th of May to all my fellow Norwegians out there. If any non-Norwegians wish to participate in our celebrations and revelries, just eat a hotdog and then some ice cream, and the viking kings of old will smile upon you for honouring our traditions.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I'm bringing kransekake too, the flags are NOT optional. Can't have syttende mai without kransekake.

Norwegian kransekake decorated with flags. It's a series of cake rings stacked on top of each other in a steep conal shape, glued together with frosting. Broken bottom rings litter the base of the kransekake, ready to be consumed by old people.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Got invited to a party on the 17th for the Norwegian national day, and it's my job to bring dessert. I asked if I should bring ice cream and my friend told me it's "a bit plebian". What the FUCK? Krone-is is part of our national identity man! You can't have syttende mai without krone-is!

Vanilla ice cream in a waffle cone, the ice cream has solid chocolate on the top, and tiny bits of nuts or crumble or something. It's the norwegian "krone-is" ice cream.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

There is a TTRPG for it, it's called Avatar legends.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I'm not a dril character, I swear to god

Screenshot of three web browser tabs, google image searching "100 coins", "200 coins", and "1000 coins pile"

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I channel the lady from Nintendo's 2009 E3 conference. But hey, we got some fun raids at least!

A dour looking woman in a red dress. Her arms are crossed, and big letters in front of her reads "NEVER" in all caps.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I love being a game master, hierarchies are fucking awesome. Even my players agree.

A screenshot of discord messages.
My message:
Hey Firewall, as your Game Master, what do you think about the game master role and me being above you in the hierarchy and such?

Firewall's response:
I LOVE HIEARARCHY, BEAM! I LOVE HIERARCHY
(With a picture of Pim from Smiling Friends letting out an excited cheer)

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Finally a collab I can actually get in on. Excited for the Grans Cola emote. #ffxiv #norway

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

You could always get into tabletop roleplaying games instead. It's not related at all, it's just a fun hobby.

A skeleton with a hand on its hip sassily wagging its finger at a peasant who tried stabbing it with a pitchfork. The skeleton's spine is undamaged between two of the pitchfork's tines. Behind it is a gang of peasants defensively holding up various non-weapon implements while backing off.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

David Lynch said that when you catch an idea, WRITE IT DOWN, because if you forget it, you might just want to blow your brains out.

David Lynch pointing his fingers at his head like a gun

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

They should make headless man shirts. Skin coloured shirts (they must be available in many hues of course) with a faintly amused but largely neutral face on the front. Tilt your head back and terrify explorers with your faraway blemmyaean guiles.

A medieval painting of a guy with cloth around his waist hiding his junk. He has no head, but his torso has a face on it. He's holding a spear and a medieval shopping net.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Bit late out but happy international ace day to all my asexuals out there.

The box art of Ace Combat 7. It's a fighter jet flying through the clouds past a guy atop the space elevator.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Man, I can't believe it, I am Mario

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

On our way back up the stairs after going for a walk during rain. She hates the rain.

A pathetic looking small wet dog, long ear-fur sticks together in in wet ropes hanging from her ears. She's looking to the side, away from the viewer. (Because she wants to get up the stairs there)

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

A couple of years back I ran OSE for dad's side of my family one time, and my dad named his character "Boatnerd" and everyone laughed at him. He said jokes on them, his character knew what hydrofoil was, and they didn't. It didn't really come up ingame though.

A ferry or something floating with the hull above the water, with weird stilts going into the water keeping it aloft due to speed. My dad says that's hydrofoil, but I don't know how it works man.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Watching someone play the new Resident Evil game and they just have this in the background in a cutscene. I can't watch this anymore man this game just got way too fucking scary.

One of those full size models of a human skeleton that doctors have. Screenshot of Resident Evil 9.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Guess my Delta Green Convergence game is going well. Nice to hear. It's going a little slow, but they're getting into the unnatural now. #ttrpg

That was like, the best trrpg (misspelled ttrpg) session I've had in a while.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Finished A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. The book with the short stories in it that is, I haven't seen the show. Great timing, I know. Good-ass book, go read it. Or watch the show I guess. The illustrations by Gary Gianni are excellent.

An illustration of Dunk from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms taking a very steamy bath in a wooden tub. He is a large man with long hair, and he's making a weird wincing face because the water is a bit too hot.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Worlds Without Number specifically calls it out. Good-ass book, everyone should give at least the GM section a read. It's free on DrivethruRPG.

Find out what they want to do next session. At the end of every session, ask them what they want to do next. This is absolutely crucial for saving yourself time and wasted effort and ensuring that the entire group is on the same page about the next session’s general plan. They might choose to bite on a hook you’ve thrown out to them or come up with their own idea, but you need to know what kind of content to make for the next session.
In a sandbox campaign, you only ever need to be one session ahead of the players. You don’t need to plot out vast narratives or design lands the PCs might someday reach; all you need to know is what they want to do next time, and then make your preparations accordingly.
Remember, if you don’t need it for the next session, and you’re not having fun making it, stop working on it.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

LE-LAND AND THE FATHER OF THE LAURAPALMER

Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks doing a pose

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Just like in Old School Runescape after the sailing update

A screenshot from old school runescape of a man sailing a raft

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

For Pendragon specifically, christmas specials are ALWAYS appropriate.

The Green Knight from Arthurian legend. A green man (presumably a knight) on a green horse. He has green skin, green armour, a green axe, and a green sprig with some leaves on it. His cape kinda looks like a kale leaf.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

@disturbedarty.bsky.social Hi, I'm very sorry to bother you, but is there any chance you could change something in the ttrpg feed? It pulls in any instance of "dnd", even in the middle of words, which means it pulls in a lot of youtube links not related to TTRPGs, clogging up the feed a lot.

Three posts in a row on the TTRPG bsky feed linking to the same youtube video with a thumbnail of a crying woman and Donald Trump.
The letters "dnd" have been underlined in each link.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Does it work like a JO crystal?

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

How many bowls of soup have you eaten in your life?

Dio from part 1 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

It fucks me up now to see clips of Episode 3 that aren't Backstroke of the West.

Padme looking pensive with the subtitles "I can breakfast for the new house that baby tidy up it"

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

What's something messed up my players can find frozen in the ice? #ttrpg

That caveman from scooby doo frozen in a block of ice with the scooby gang hanging around it.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

If you were a klingon baby you'd be screaming for a battle instead

Blurry Gowron son of M'rel fridge magnet

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

One of my players always makes his character pictures like this. AI is literally useless, it will never be as good as crude photoshop.

A man in jeans, with crudely photoshopped armour, sword, kinky boots, and shield on his body and in his hands. The shield has a crudely drawn lion on it (presumably drawn freehand)

A man with tattoos, bare arms, and gym shorts, with flak armour from Warhammer 40,000, a revolver in his hand, a ring on his finger, and a sniper rifle on his back, all crudely photoshopped on.

A man in jeans. Upon his person is photoshopped roman cloth armour, a fishing pole, a staff, and a cap that reads "Women fear me, fish fear me, fish turn their eyes away from me as I walk, no beasts dare make a sound in my presence, I am alone on this barren earth". A transparent skeleton peeks out from behind him.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

And the one that makes Spyro fat

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

@tamaldelote.bsky.social I drew Robin because I forgot to make a discord event

A crude drawing of a Robin the fox on a pink post-it note with the text "Beam forgot event"

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

When the battlefield is under total control... war becomes routine.

The bald monkey from Metal Gear Solid 4 smoking a cigarette

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I don't run AD&D 2e really, but my ruling would probably be to give it a hefty -8 penalty, maybe lower it to a -6 if they take their time to aim, but given the distance I might bump it back up to a -7 penalty. However, the target would have had a -4 to their AC and no Dex modifier due to surprise.

The rules for Called Shots from the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2nd Edition splatbook Combat and Tactics.
The text itself is too long to copy and paste, but summarized, it says you can target specific body parts with an attack, with circumstantial bonuses and penalties applying to your attack roll depending on how difficult it is to hit the chosen body part, carried item, etc.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

What flavour is your fursona?

Robin, an orange fox with long blonde hair, wearing a blue hoodie, black pants, and glasses. She is crossing her arms and looking smug for a youtube video thumbnails.

Screenshot of google search result "what does plastic taste like?"

Physics Forums
https://www.physicsforums.com › threads › i-can-taste-t...
Title: I can taste the plastic I drink water from
12 Apr 2009 — If the water stays in a plastic bottle for a while, I can taste the plastic in it. Plastic flavor. The taste is as it smells.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

You all know what happens next

That evil train from thomas the tank engine they trapped under a bridge forever

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

For jokes, I think pretty much all of them. Nat 20, nat 1, horny bard, gm's face when players do X, anything alignment related, seducing the dragon, racist dwarves, horny elves, scrimblo kobolds and goblins, barbarian "spellcaster", PCs ignoring the serious setup and doing a silly thing instead...

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