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Skål Kid

@skalk.id
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🎷🎛️🎚️💻 | daytime dev | they/them | board certified soiboi | no longer tryin my best, turns out that shit's overrated lmao

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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 09/10/2026
i've had to interact with suno bros a couple of times lately, and they all seem so lonely and disconnected. they'll literally never have a singalong to their favorite song. it's really sad
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 07/10/2026
nothing cheers me up quite like clear instructions with a rationale 🥰
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 30/09/2026
In Wendy we trust 🫡
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 30/09/2026
happy to learn that Vee is STILL the best character in The Owl House 🥰
A greyscale comic panel from the new Owl House graphic novel. All the other characters are excitedly inviting Luz to various fantastical events while Vee, with a chill, blank facial expression, says "we can grab a not[sic] dog when you're hungry or whatever"
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 29/09/2026
hot take: we should ban product managers from looking at code
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 29/09/2026
perfect bird time reads like placeholder text and i love it 😭😭😭
A screenshot of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave. Leda is on screen and the title card says "PERFECT BIRD TIME" in all caps
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 28/09/2026
i just need to rerepost this because i sat on this idea from the day i named my cat Midna and it took ~16 years for the right artist to just appear with open commissions and absolutely nail it in one go 🥹
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 26/09/2026
i appreciate that georgia now has automatic free halloween decorations every year, but i do wish they wouldn't self-install across my front door overnight
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 24/09/2026
you know, i've spent my whole life being stressed or overwhelmed from work, but this past year is the first time I've ever slipped into that deep visceral "hate my job" territory 🤔
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 11/09/2026
last year i successfully forgot about 9/11 until the day after. unfortunately, I broke that streak this year 😞
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kyn @kyn-n.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the moment i saw this it took over my brain like a parasite
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 08/09/2026
lol nintendo, don't use the term surface with a non technical audience. tech workers barely know what surface means
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 06/09/2026
these tooling mandates and demands to work faster are destroying software engineers.
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 04/09/2026
AHHHH IT'S FULLY ANIMATED NOWWWWW www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_7L...
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Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 04/09/2026
kubernedeez nuts
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 03/09/2026
a coworker just slacked "sorry, got pulled into a doctor visit for a sec there" are you working in the waiting room?? please take a goddamn break dude, you're setting a really unhealthy precedent for everyone else at the company 🫪
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🔥💣SSSS.Camilleअ @getterdrill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love how Macross 7 predicted tablets but not wifi, so in order to download e-pubs like magazines or books you need to slot your tablet physically into a kiosk. And the kiosk has a robot tail that it wags like a dog. They thought of that but not wifi.
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you know, people make fun of roland for their limited displays, but they're just spoiled by legible modern OLED panels. it really couldn't be simpler. for example, to record on P-6, simply summon the sneeple (or "snake people"), norNalize them, then just press the penis envy button (P.ENV) to Ɐr it.
roland P-6 red LED 7-segment 4-character display reads "SNPL"now it says "norN"the F sharp "P.ENV" button, glowing orange with envythe LED display now says uhhhh upside down A, lower case r, lower case i or perhaps a comma, lower case t
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 30/08/2026
It's both fun and awful how Georgia just has literal gold skultulas IRL now
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 25/08/2026
NT folks need to stop trying to read my face during meetings, holy shit. I will go permanently camera off if I get called on one more time while trying to formulate the one and only thought i have to contribute to the meeting
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So real, bestie
Oblivion Loading Screens
I want estrogen
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEXT MONTH!
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 16/08/2026
ok listen deltarune fandom, i love you AND (not but; and) you've gotta stop using the word leitmotif when you just mean character theme 😭
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
exactly
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Nifflas @nifflas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Knytt has been faitfully recreated by @bitkidgames.com to run on current operating systems and was just released on Steam and GOG, completely free Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2656050/...
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Knytt Classic on Steam
Celebrate the 20th anniversary of the indie freeware classic, rebuilt for modern machines! Explore a maze-like planet as the Knytt, a peaceful being abducted by aliens, find your missing ship parts, a...
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109 Hells Bring Heaven 🔞 @trundlebeast.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Why are you on Bluesky? It doesn't have the sauce.” I sell sauce, dude. I make and sell sauce. I have a stand. I'm not here all day buying sauce. You guys are the freaks. Next time you see your weed plug, ask them why they're at the park, and not a dispensary.
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 31/07/2026
if my insurance "covers" urgent care but my copay is 75 bucks, it's just an excuse to not contribute to the deductable 🙄🙄🙄
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 29/07/2026
Is this good use of free will? Turning a Densha de Go train game peripheral into a sick acid bass controller 😤🚅💨💥
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Shan't be doing anything.
A girl stands, peacefully smiling. Text reads: "I don't want to do anything ever again in my life thank you I won't be doing anything".
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BedWords @snacklesbian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
when i was a kid, the science museum had a t-rex animatronic. it would say "I AM HUNGRY! FEED ME MONEY!" you put a quarter in its mouth and it'd say "MMM, THANK YOU!" it was very effective. so anyway, i was thinking something like that. guy i'm installing urinals for: "just the regular kind please"
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 23/07/2026
The only thing worse than working from home is working in person
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 23/07/2026
websites now are substantially less shagadelic, and that's a shame 😔
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Alex emerges from a portal in 1970s Japan and reaches out to a man in military uniform. She cries out "Yukio Mishima! I'm from the future. Before you attempt this coup, there's something I think you should see." She holds up an Ipad that displays the title screen for The Amazing Digital Circus. They watch together and Yukio Mishima says "God, I'm just like Jax." He falls on to Alex, weeping and holding her closely. Alex comforts him.
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 15/07/2026
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Shiny Skunk ✨🦨 @shinyluvdisc.gay · 02/07/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
parody site, sidetalking.com poked fun at the nokia n-gage (taking phone calls meant holding the device sideways up to your ear) by featuring user submitted photos of people holding large electronics up to the side of their head (2003) web.archive.org/web/20031129... danwhelan.ie/2021/07/30/t...
a cat is sidetalking on a game boy advance. the conversation looks serious.
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🎀 Silvaria Sereneblossom 🎀🤎🖤🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @sereneblossom.gay · 09/06/2026
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 03/06/2026
Very funny from /r/balatro
"hand will not score - due to pride month straights are banned until July 1st"
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 04/06/2026
i drove through taco bell specifically because i didn't want my partner to feel obligated to feed me when they've already eaten, but they put beef on my blackbean crunchwrap so now they're cooking for me anyway 😭
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
overlapping collision noises as my fish and chips vibrate in the box
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 26/05/2026
Ayyy first power outage since buying a UPS for my homelab/network and it worked like a charm! If I'd been on my laptop instead of the tv, i think Plex would've just kept on playing with no issue!
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Spiritbunny @klaustrix.com · 23/05/2026
They go so well together.
An image of two boxes that have very similar visual designs, featuring red spirals on a white box with a sweep of red across the bottom. The left box is estrogen, the right box is a copy of Debian (linux).
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 14/05/2026
mk plus ultra
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 11/05/2026
ITS W.H.A.M.!!! Witch Hat Atelier Monday!!!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 08/05/2026
James McCloud sounds like Patrick Warburton and is also an absolute daddy, holy fuckkkkkk
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 03/05/2026
Hard to believe this sketch was created by the infowars guy 🤯
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