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🎷🎛️🎚️💻 | daytime dev | they/them | board certified soiboi | no longer tryin my best, turns out that shit's overrated lmao

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3h
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-h…
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 09/10/2026
i've had to interact with suno bros a couple of times lately, and they all seem so lonely and disconnected. they'll literally never have a singalong to their favorite song. it's really sad
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 07/10/2026
u get me 🥹
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 07/10/2026
huge news, someone slipped me a bakers dozen of the cat treat pouches i get 😭
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 07/10/2026
and the guy explained it so clearly and made so much sense that it knocked something loose in my heart also I got to drive alongside a train the whole way home and that's definitely unrelated, shut up, what are you, a cop??
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 07/10/2026
the reason is the deli doesn't start your sub until 10m before the scheduled pick up time because otherwise it could sit for too long and become unsafe. so even if the app notifies me early, it's still best to wait for the original pickup window if I'm getting a sub
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 07/10/2026
for context, I ordered some groceries and a pub sub for pickup and the app gave me an estimated pickup time. the shopper finished almost an hour early, so the app told me it was ready. but when I got there, the guy brought me my groceries and said they're still making my sub
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 07/10/2026
nothing cheers me up quite like clear instructions with a rationale 🥰
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 01/10/2026
mine did this with concerta last year and I almost lost my job
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 30/09/2026
In Wendy we trust 🫡
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 30/09/2026
happy to learn that Vee is STILL the best character in The Owl House 🥰
A greyscale comic panel from the new Owl House graphic novel. All the other characters are excitedly inviting Luz to various fantastical events while Vee, with a chill, blank facial expression, says "we can grab a not[sic] dog when you're hungry or whatever"
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 30/09/2026
it's oddly gender affirming to have a straight white male supervisor claim my ideas and repeatedly ignore the information i provide him
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 29/09/2026
tell me you don't trust the engineering lead without telling me you don't trust the engineering lead jfc 🙄🙄🙄
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 29/09/2026
hot take: we should ban product managers from looking at code
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 29/09/2026
perfect bird time reads like placeholder text and i love it 😭😭😭
A screenshot of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave. Leda is on screen and the title card says "PERFECT BIRD TIME" in all caps
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 28/09/2026
yess i cheer them on whenever they have a good catch in their web. We're friends now, except when they block my doors
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 28/09/2026
Slay the Spire 2's been available for months but I still put an order of magnitude more time into StS 1 on my phone because I don't have to switch from my work computer to sneak a game in during down time 🤷
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 28/09/2026
all that to say, GIVE ARTISTS MONEY, ITS SO WORTH IT 💃 (if you can afford it obviously)
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 28/09/2026
i just need to rerepost this because i sat on this idea from the day i named my cat Midna and it took ~16 years for the right artist to just appear with open commissions and absolutely nail it in one go 🥹
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 26/09/2026
yep, gold ones. i haven't checked to see if they drop tokens because they're eating all the stink bugs
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 26/09/2026
i appreciate that georgia now has automatic free halloween decorations every year, but i do wish they wouldn't self-install across my front door overnight
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 25/09/2026
#blessed 🥰
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 24/09/2026
thankfully, I work from home so I can just cry on my own couch as long as I have enough of a break between zoom meetings
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 24/09/2026
you know, i've spent my whole life being stressed or overwhelmed from work, but this past year is the first time I've ever slipped into that deep visceral "hate my job" territory 🤔
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 15/09/2026
i guess a prerequisite to earning fuckyou money is being the type of person who never says fuck you to power
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 11/09/2026
lmao it's like the suno guy claiming that nobody finds making music fun
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 11/09/2026
last year i successfully forgot about 9/11 until the day after. unfortunately, I broke that streak this year 😞
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kyn @kyn-n.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the moment i saw this it took over my brain like a parasite
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 11/09/2026
idk but
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 11/09/2026
What's the new one called?
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 08/09/2026
just now realizing they might've said service, not surface. so oops 🤷
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 08/09/2026
lol nintendo, don't use the term surface with a non technical audience. tech workers barely know what surface means
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 06/09/2026
these tooling mandates and demands to work faster are destroying software engineers.
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 04/09/2026
AHHHH IT'S FULLY ANIMATED NOWWWWW www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_7L...
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Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 04/09/2026
kubernedeez nuts
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 03/09/2026
to said coworker: if your cla*de somehow finds this post and links it to me and you, you're not beating the panopticon allegations my dude 😒
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 03/09/2026
a coworker just slacked "sorry, got pulled into a doctor visit for a sec there" are you working in the waiting room?? please take a goddamn break dude, you're setting a really unhealthy precedent for everyone else at the company 🫪
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🔥💣SSSS.Camilleअ @getterdrill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love how Macross 7 predicted tablets but not wifi, so in order to download e-pubs like magazines or books you need to slot your tablet physically into a kiosk. And the kiosk has a robot tail that it wags like a dog. They thought of that but not wifi.
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 03/09/2026
bonus points if they put together at least 3 different cosplays changes and 2 sets that are just different angles of their bedroom with bisexual lighting
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 03/09/2026
wait but actually tho 😮
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you know, people make fun of roland for their limited displays, but they're just spoiled by legible modern OLED panels. it really couldn't be simpler. for example, to record on P-6, simply summon the sneeple (or "snake people"), norNalize them, then just press the penis envy button (P.ENV) to Ɐr it.
roland P-6 red LED 7-segment 4-character display reads "SNPL"now it says "norN"the F sharp "P.ENV" button, glowing orange with envythe LED display now says uhhhh upside down A, lower case r, lower case i or perhaps a comma, lower case t
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 30/08/2026
not sure if they drop tokens though
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 30/08/2026
It's both fun and awful how Georgia just has literal gold skultulas IRL now
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 25/08/2026
"oh sorry no, I'm not unhappy with anything you just said and now have nothing to add. kthxbai" *leaves*
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 25/08/2026
NT folks need to stop trying to read my face during meetings, holy shit. I will go permanently camera off if I get called on one more time while trying to formulate the one and only thought i have to contribute to the meeting
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So real, bestie
Oblivion Loading Screens
I want estrogen
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Skål Kid @skalk.id · 21/08/2026
Yeesh, trypophobia warning at the drive through 🤢
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEXT MONTH!
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