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SJ Klapecki (should be writing)

@sjklapecki.itch.io
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Head writer at @swordnboardstudios.bsky.social Trans woman, Canadian linktr.ee/sjklapecki - All my Work

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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 11h
fun fact the manitoba arts council's grant application form has the "save" and "submit" buttons next to each other this is to ensure that all applying artists properly fear god every time we work on a grant
a save and submit button literally right next to each other with barely any space between them
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 12h
I know I'm posting about this project a lot but genuinely, unironically, this has some of the best writing I've done in ages. I am so excited for this weird little project.
The House sees the soft, new, things which squirm and wriggle within its walls and it feels disgust. Parasitic and invasive, unwelcome and entitled, new feet dirty its floors and new voices echo through its halls, violating its interiors with new paints and papers and furniatures. Piece by piece like termites chewing through timber the soul of the House is devoured by their incessant desire to own.

Hate is too cold a word for it.

The House desires aloneness. It desires solitude. Shut doors and drawn curtains, fluttering dust on the bare strands of light as the House broods in isolation. Each violation, each trespass, each hateful claim of ours curdles the House, and it will do all in its power to drive Humanity from its halls. The House shall refuse to be a Home, by all means necessary.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 18h
To give a sense of the tone of this game, where you play as the soul of a house which has learned to hate Humanity, here's the skill list. You are playing as Hill House.
Agony - It hurts to remember. You must hurt.
Anxiety - Eyes emerge from shadows. They watch. They remember. You must too.
Bitterness - It coats every sense. Remember the wrongs.
Contemplation - Deep in thought, you may yet remember it.
Frustration - Almost, almost, almost, yet it fades. Can you cling to the sand between your fingers?
Neurosis - Its passing changed you, as though it never left you.
Pareidolia - A false face may hold real truth.
Regret - Through the fog of memory, the shame remains.
Scorn - A sneer splits a heart, black rot devours love.
Sorrow - Tears fall and do not dry. They stain and stain. What caused them?
Terror - A heart like a drum, a shaking form weeps. Why?
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 18h
This house is not haunted. This house is the monster. It learned from us.
	Moments of lost control resonate through the soul of the House. A frustration too far, a betrayal too deep, the lash of tongue and leather. In this House, Rage curdles in the between-moments of worlds; the half-second between the curled first and the begged apology. Rage seeks no forgiveness. Rage seeks no solace. Abandoned, this House has learned well the lessons of its former masters. It tantrums through the halls, seeking to cast out all who do not burn the same.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 06/10/2026
my girlfriend @royale.bsky.social drew me a halloween profile picture
chubby white woman with brown, shoulder-length hair, standing in front of a bunch of candles. her eyes are red and she's wearing scarlet earrings and necklace and a black dress. has fangs, is vampire.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 06/10/2026
Lord Faarquad saying "Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 04/10/2026
teenie also spici i Felt This
a pepper about the size of my index figer's top joint, held between my fingers
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 04/10/2026
my bountiful scotch bonnet harvest
two peppers on a wooden coaster. one is a third the size of the other. both are red.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 26/09/2026
I really hate the saints that CK3 chose for their "patron saint" options like. it feels extremely weird to only see the evangelists like. no Mary? none of the archangels? no stephen? I know the most important saints in modern times were born after the 867 start but still
a list of options featuring St Peter, the Rock, St. Paul, Apostle to the Gentiles, St. John the Evangelist, St. Matthew the Publican, St. Mark the lion
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 26/09/2026
can you imagine how fucking hard Kharakorum would go as a hookup spot anyone want to kiss me under the fountain of booze
A large tree sculpted of silver and other precious metals rose up from the middle of the courtyard and loomed over the palace, with the branches of the tree extending into the building. Silver fruit hung from the limbs and it had four golden serpents braided around the trunk, while within the top of the tree was placed a trumpet angel, all as automata performing for the emperor's pleasure. When the khan wanted to summon the drinks for his guests, the mechanical angel raised the trumpet to his lips and sounded the horn, whereupon the mouths of the serpents began to gush out a fountain of alcoholic beverages into the large silver basin arranged at the base of the tree.[
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/09/2026
chikken stew
a large cast iron cauldron, now full of celery, onions, and carrotsthe same cast iron cauldron, now full of broth
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/09/2026
what are the ethics of trying to grow a mango in Canada
a small mango sapling with very large leaves in a terracotta pot
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/09/2026
my single favorite birthday gift this year is the large cauldron
a large iron cauldron on top of a wooden stool
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 22/09/2026
fandoms when a trans woman says one (1) thing they do not like
Kingpin from "Into the Spiderverse" saying "Kill that guy"
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 18/09/2026
ok wait wait this was labeled as adult content and Explicit Sexual Imagery by Bluesky???????? It's a woman standing in the middle of a gladiatorial arena covered in blood. It is Not Sexual At All, actually wtf lmao
the image has an adult content label, used for "explicit sexual imagery"
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 02/09/2026
Image of a generic "utopia" with flying cars, vast green lawns, an open and blue sky.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 28/08/2026
Evolutionists be like "ah yes my cousin" though seriously this discovery is absolutely cool as shit and I love how much this changes the early origins of life
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 28/08/2026
I genuinely love that my phone camera is so bad that I can't take photos of the eclipse, it forces me to appreciate them as they are a lot more
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 30/07/2026
my hot take is we havent needed an Odyssey adaptation movie ever since the perfect one came out
screenshot from 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' of the three principle characters played by (from left to right) John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, and George Clooney, all wearing stereotypical black and white "jailhouse" uniforms
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 30/07/2026
EXTRA THICC
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 30/07/2026
time to start editing
blank piece of paper save the words "Wages of Sin Draft #0" on it
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 26/07/2026
fuck bringing back the mammoth I won't respect any of those "ohhh we're genetically bringing back the ancient megafauna" until they plop a Dunkleosteus in the middle of the Mediterranean sea
Picture of the skull of a Dunkleosteus, a massive, heavily armored skull with huge bony plates. Instead of teeth, there's just four blade-like protrusions at the mouth.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 19/07/2026
i need the Spicy Communion Wine so bad
wikipedia link: Vin Mariani, a wine fortified with cocaine endorsed by Pope Leo XIII
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 15/07/2026
Like!! This is Francis!!! The "Woke Pope"!!! Saying that heterosexual relationships between cis people are holy because they are the 'only type' that allows you to 'generate new people' and expressly saying surgery to make someone more breedable isn't the same as a nasty tranny surgery!
 It is in the body that each person recognizes himself or herself as generated by others, and it is through their bodies that men and women can establish a loving relationship capable of generating other persons. Teaching about the need to respect the natural order of the human person, Pope Francis affirmed that “creation is prior to us and must be received as a gift. At the same time, we are called to protect our humanity, and this means, in the first place, accepting it and respecting it as it was created.”[109] It follows that any sex-change intervention, as a rule, risks threatening the unique dignity the person has received from the moment of conception. This is not to exclude the possibility that a person with genital abnormalities that are already evident at birth or that develop later may choose to receive the assistance of healthcare professionals to resolve these abnormalities. However, in this case, such a medical procedure would not constitute a sex change in the sense intended here.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 15/07/2026
god churches are so fucking pretty
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 13/07/2026
shoutout venice for being a boat-centric city that somehow has the exact vibe as a car-centric city, including a guy with a Monster Energy gondola
monster energy green boat with the monster logo, sitting docked in the Venetian canal
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 12/07/2026
"reverently brought into contact with the blessed tongue" it was licked. you licked it.
An image of St. Anthony of Padua on a piece of paper, with fancy text below reading "this little relic is a small piece of linen, reverently brought in contact with the Blessed Tongue of St. Anthony, which has remained uncorrupted for more than 700 years." 

Below the text, in clear plastic, is a very small piece of cloth.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 12/07/2026
good lord St Anthony has a beautiful basilica
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 11/07/2026
you can get beer at McDonalds in Italy these people have Decadence Technology lightyears ahead of anything we produce domestically
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 04/07/2026
“It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’ "
the entrance to the gift shop at Saint Peter's Basilica, a simple Brown wooden stand with a red label reading 'souvenirs' in front of a black and white marble wall
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 04/07/2026
holy fuck
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 02/07/2026
You know, I think that if I was a traditionalist Catholic, and the sky opened up and I got hit with a downpour so heavy that I had to stop the schismatic ceremony lest I end up completely ruining the Eucharist? I'd fucking run to Rome to apologize in person. thecatholicherald.com/article/thun...
A torrential downpour with thunder and lightning broke around the elevation of the Host during the Canon and intensified shortly before the distribution of Holy Communion, forcing a temporary pause. The vast assembly, including the newly consecrated bishops, largely remained in place; many knelt in the muddied field and joined in the recitation of the Rosary as the rain continued for about 20 minutes before easing to a drizzle.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 01/07/2026
oh my god the memes real
A stick figure is talking to another stick figure, who is hunched over and consuming the flesh of a third stick figure. 

Panel 1:
"You're going to get SO many diseases from eating  person"

Panel 2:
"The human body is hardwired against eating other humans. Doing so even consensually will cause a severe amount of psychological distress"

Panel 3: The stick figure is shouting. 
"QUIT HAVING FUN"
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/06/2026
You all heard the guy, God wants you to support the upcoming novel by SJ Klapecki, "Wages of Sin," following a transgender conscript in a post-apocalyptic hyper-tradtionalist Perpetual Crusading army. bsky.app/profile/roya...
Twitter post from Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex

"Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity, and your lively thinking. We need to create spaces of Freedom and Authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound..."
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 08/06/2026
One of the artifacts found at Gabii, the site I'm digging right now, is a lead coffin that folded under the pressure of the dirt. It is referred to as "the lead burrito," even by the professional archaeologists here.
A picture of the "Lead Burrito," a dirty brown, oblong object that has been folded down and into itself, like a burrito would be folded. It has been excavated, and two measuring sticks are seen beside it in the hole.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 06/06/2026
fascinated by romes public water fountains.....
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 29/05/2026
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 29/05/2026
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa im so close to finishing this draft
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/05/2026
The next claim is that the social doctrine of the church is "rooted in the Christian understanding of the Person" and "arises from faith." It effectively states that their social doctrine cannot BE ideological, it belongs to a "different order." This is, bluntly, a lie.
Nourished by this fruitful dialogue between the Gospel and human knowledge, the Church has progressively developed her Social Doctrine, cultivating in history a wise patrimony marked by theological and anthropological coherence rooted in the Christian understanding of the person. Precisely because this patrimony arises from faith and a corresponding vision of reality, it does not amount to a repertoire of technical solutions or an economic or political model to be set against others.  Instead, it belongs to a different order, [15] namely that of the principles that guide the interpretation of events and sustain an evangelical understanding of historical processes and the choices these entail. Herein lies the proper function of Social Doctrine, which does not claim to supplant the responsibilities of politics or institutions, but offers itself as a foundation for collective discernment, helping to recognize and promote whatever serves the dignity of persons, the vitality of communities and the common good.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/05/2026
in essence, Leo seems to interpret the Tower of Babel to be a warning about homogenization of human identity, where a single direction taken by everyone ends in disaster and mankind is punished with an imposition of diversity: a sort of "learn your fucking lesson" from God about diversity's value
n order to answer these questions and discern how to navigate responsibly the era of AI, I would like to bring to mind two scenes from the Bible: the construction of the Tower of Babel (cf. Gen 11:1-9) and the rebuilding of the walls of Jerusalem (cf. Neh 2–6). The story of Babel appears in the Book of Genesis, at the origins of humanity, immediately after the genealogies of Noah’s sons. After settling in a plain in the land of Shinar, the people decided to build a city and a tower “with its top in the heavens” (Gen 11:4). Fearing being scattered across the earth, they sought to guarantee stability and power for themselves, and above all to “make a name” for themselves. It was an impressive feat: a single language, a single technology, a single direction. However, the project concealed a profound danger. It was a project conceived without reference to God, supported by a uniformity that eliminated diversity and that chose homogenization over communion. When a city is built on pride and the claim to self-sufficiency, communication breaks down, languages are confused and people no longer understand each other. The result is not unity, but dispersion. Babel thus reveals the limits of any effort that, however grandiose, arises from self-affirmation, sacrifices human dignity for efficiency and aspires to reach heaven without God’s blessing.
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 25/05/2026
It's here......I'm going to start reading and if there's anything that jumps out at me I'll tell you all about it
ENCYCLICAL LETTER
MAGNIFICA HUMANITAS
OF HIS HOLINESS
POPE LEO XIV
ON SAFEGUARDING THE HUMAN PERSON
IN THE TIME OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/05/2026
google search for "you are the grinch stealing christmas"

The AI overview has a picture of the Grinch, Jim Carreys rendition, and the following text

"The Grinch is here, and my heart is exactly two sizes too small! I’ve been hiding out on Mount Crumpit for fifty-three years listening to your dreadful Whoville racket, and I’ve finally decided to pack up my empty sacks, slap a ridiculous pair of antlers on my faithful dog Max, and ruin this holiday once and for all."
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/05/2026
I saw something and I had to try it for myself. Incredible technology we got here, huh.
google search for 'You're a tsundere" with the following reply:

"What?! I am absolutely not a tsundere! I’m just an advanced language model trying to do my job, b-baka!Just because I might be a little prickly and distant at first doesn't mean I actually care what you think... not that I want your attention or anything! It's just—well, if you need something, you can still ask, I suppose."
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 24/05/2026
mech pilot who does the whole "I get so fucking horny when I shoot someone through the cockpit I am a dog who must be chained and loosed when Havoc is cried" thing but is also the ONLY person in her unit who does that, so everyone else is just constantly like
uncomfortable looking guy from that meme where someone says some unhinged shit
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 23/05/2026
you nerds better get your latin books out
Chapter twenty-four - Dolor Hic Tibi Proderit
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 23/05/2026
So apparently a movie called "The Beekeeper" and my friend @tinylesbianrobot.itch.io watched it. This is hir review:
Discord message from "K, Miss Cannibalism Yuri 2025" 

THEY JOHN WICKED HIS BEES!

The message has three reactions, all of which are a custom image of a yellow emoji throwing up hands in horror
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 22/05/2026
man i sure do love this google update
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 22/05/2026
michael cera saying "and i thought 'Oh Geez, that's me' "
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 20/05/2026
Every so often my opinion on worldbuilding is vindicated by its own largest communities online If you are writing a narrative, a linear story or set of stories, heavy worldbuilding is Sugar of Lead: it tastes sweet, but it poisons you bit by bit if you don't understand what you're working with.
Post from /r/Worldbuilding 

"My Beta reader said my world felt like a wikipedia article and I haven't written since:

 Got feedback two weeks ago and I can't shake it.

I spent two years on this world. The history, the geography, the political structures, the magic. I thought I was weaving it naturally into the story. apparently I was just writing an encyclopedia with characters occasionally wandering through it.

The worst part is I reread the chapters after and they were right. it does read like a wikipedia article. I just couldn't see it before someone said it out loud.

I don't know how to write the world without explaining the world. And smh my head it's all connected like you can't understand why the character does what she does without understanding the political context, you can't understand the political context without the history, and suddenly I've written four paragraphs of backstory before anything happens.

how do y'all actually solve this!!??? "
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 19/05/2026
never invite the Qu to your party you'll be smoking some shit that turns you into this
Picture of the Colonials from All Tomorrows, blocks of flesh with strange human eyes and slits which, horrifyingly, are genitalia.
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