$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 16/10/2026When Chick-Fil-A adds chili to the menu. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 11/10/2026Okay, so I think I finally got the hang of Ballionaire. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 07/10/2026New York Times voter panel members be like 010 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 06/10/2026Quebec took “vote blue no matter who” as direct instructions, huh? 000 0
Reposted by $15,000,000 Animatronic BirdCarson Bohdi @carsonbohdi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You know what day it is.. Nuit Blanche! And I am performing! Register before the show: www.eventbrite.ca/e/nuit-blanc... 001 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 27/09/2026Random D&D thought of the night: you could spin a lot of story out of the idea that Waterdeep is the Forgotten Realms' Toronto, complete with the whole "these arrogant pricks think they're the centre of the universe"/"oh my god we *wish* we were Montreal or Vancouver" perspective conflict. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 09/09/2026@mimismartypants.bsky.social Just for information’s sake: what would be your reaction to “Art Gallery of Ontario exhibition of Melissa Auf der Maur’s tour photography”? 041 4
Reposted by $15,000,000 Animatronic Birdleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026everyone’s talking about the new bluesky list 😂 you know who else made lists 😬 that’s right santa claus! 🎅 were you naughty 😈 or nice 😊 also dylan klebold and eric harris ☠️ 355454 554
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 04/09/2026me, fashioning adhesive strips into a crude musical instrument: I call it a tape recorder 010 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 29/08/2026New hobby: when one of the Most Tiresome People On The Internet cleverly says the "USians" instead of "Americans", I'm going to ask what the hell is their problem with the United Mexican States. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 27/08/2026All this, and then we learn the Matrix of Leadership is now in the hands of Judd Nelson. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 27/08/2026You can tell this new pout has no real constituency because if it did, there’d be grassroots “no, now they’re *freedom* fries” idiots out there demanding to rename *everything*: the California city of Ontario, Little Canada in Minnesota, all of it. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 24/08/2026Yeah, I absolutely promise you that were he around to offer an opinion, the first person who would say Doug Ford is the smarter brother would be Rob Ford. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 22/08/2026If I have one gift to give the world, it's that you should pronounce "bsky.app" as "bisque yap". Wow, what an awful gift. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 14/08/2026It’s bittersweet to see this get posted the same day our grifter of a premier gets to destroy some of the city’s most useful infrastructure. But at least one good Toronto-related thing happened today, and it all comes back to the humble pig. 0152 15
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 14/08/2026Just the kind of day where it feels like I should cut out the middleman and move right into the heart of separatist Alberta. Get the full end result of Fordism today, beat the rush. The immensely disabling headache for unrelated reasons isn’t helping. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 10/08/2026Gonna post all sorts of complaining about Ricky Gervais’s new cartoon cat cartoon show, except it’ll all be plagiarized one-star reviews of Garfield books with the names changed. I expect it will take five months before any of the chuds stop self-congratulating and notice what I’ve done. 010 1
Reposted by $15,000,000 Animatronic Birdnutsling @nutsling.bsky.social · 09/08/2026bluesky.png 1747 74
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 07/08/2026I wish I could love anything as much as Toronto's car-addicted whiners love the food at that mediocre restaurant in High Park. The food at that restaurant will certainly never fulfill that need for me, alas, on account of my having eaten there at older than the age of nine. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 03/08/2026Finally found the cover art for my CD single release of η μαμά της Στέισι. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 01/08/2026I’ve just finished my shift as a DashCon 2 volunteer, and if you’re wondering, yes, infinite Miku. 010 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 01/08/2026Josh Widdicombe: Josh Widdicombe: Josh Widdicombe, filled with slowly dawning rage: Sam Reich: 🎵You played count the rice, you played count the rice🎵 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 31/07/2026About to go commit some global-scale human rights violations! Fortunately I’ve got a really expensive lawyer on call, so I know Amnesty International will keep their goddamn mouths shut about it. Maybe later I’ll go force them to apologize to me for, well, I’ll make up a reason when the time comes. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 30/07/2026So this is how I find out Bluesky’s own Mark Watson was at CBar Danforth last night and I missed it. Despair. (I hope you had fun, Mark. The Danforth location is one of the best venues in the city.) 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 30/07/2026My god. These are the sorts of numbers that would get five thousand ”ha ha what a loser I call him PEEPEE which is a HIGH-larious comedy genius play on words because that’s what a child might call a certain BODY PART” replies if it was the other guy. We are doomed. 000 0
Reposted by $15,000,000 Animatronic BirdJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/07/2026THE PRESTIGE (Nolan, 2006) 817925 179
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 27/07/2026The SSI Gold Box engine for Dungeons & Dragons. Games released multiple titles a year for four years (most of which allowed importing characters from earlier games), a MMORPG, and a full construction kit. And now 85% of the people reading are saying "oh, like Baldur's Gate?". 140 4
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 22/07/2026Welcome to the resistance, Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme. 010 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 20/07/2026It has been great watching the discourse break down into 10% “this is a strawman, nobody says anything like this and chart guy does not exist”, 60% “chart guy exists and is my hero, he is correct, here is a chart that proves it”, and 30% other. 1362 36
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 13/07/2026And every time the response to this correct statement is “so you expect open source developers to be slaves to these morons?”, Microsoft and Adobe make another $50 million. *Someone* is going to write software for the people who can’t write it themselves. You choose who that someone is. 040 4
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 12/07/2026One thing’s certain: Andrew Lloyd Webber is the real winner here, he’s covered either way. 000 0
Reposted by $15,000,000 Animatronic BirdButch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s always “don’t speak ill of the dead” and never “don’t be such a piece of shit when you’re alive that people will celebrate when you fucking die” 112 2
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 09/07/2026Me, waiting exactly four seconds: the media’s got nothing on him, let’s do it. 1739 73
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 08/07/2026The only true working class jobs are the ones a boy animal was doing in a Richard Scarry book. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 08/07/2026A lot of people today are making me long for the sincerity and reflection that went into Russell Brand’s apology for what he did to Andrew Sachs. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 06/07/2026Well, now to take a big sip of water and look at the day’s news, which I am 100% certain will not contain anything where two of the country’s most-loathed conservatives confirm that Mark Carney is allowed to do whatever he wants that is also what the worst people in Alberta want. 010 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 06/07/2026If I had wanted snide lectures that anyone who doesn’t want Danielle Smith to burn every gram of fossil fuel hates Canada and is trying to destroy the country, I would have voted for Pierre Poilievre. At least then I’d have gotten the snide lectures *and* a big tax cut. 034 4
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 05/07/2026First show this #fringeto, because theatre kid Christmas comes bit once a year. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 03/07/2026I kind of want to see JD Roberts interview Young Cardamom. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 02/07/2026If i ever do a villain heel turn, the first three things I buy will be the biggest SUV I can afford, and two bumper stickers for it that say “‘carbon footprint‘ was invented by Big Oil to make you feel guilty for existing” and “100 corporations are responsible for 90% of climate change”. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 26/06/2026Real ones remember the followback discourse, where the claim was it was the people who *weren‘t* following 152,700 randos who were the weird abusive ones. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 24/06/2026Just to give the benefit of the doubt, I looked at the DSA’s actual policy document. Most of its domestic policy planks would fit easily into the centre of Mark Carney’s government, or don’t apply in Westminster systems. I eagerly await an explanation of how Mark Carney is a socialist extremist. 020 2
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 23/06/2026It’s worth remembering it would be an *exaggeration* to say you can walk this entire car-free zone in four minutes. The city couldn’t let something *that* big happen, so it’s two two-minute car-free zones with a full two-way car traffic street cutting through them. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 14/06/2026Thank you for the reminder that the whole should always be judged by the behavior of the worst, newsroom that spent years paying Charlie Rose fat stacks of dollar bills. 011 1
