$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 36mno name / sans nom subway announcement annonce dans le métro 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 16/10/2026When Chick-Fil-A adds chili to the menu. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 15/10/2026More like "Throws: Up" (kid's a lightweight) 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 14/10/2026And coming from Lloydminster, he’s already familiar with doing the same thing on two sides of a border. 110 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 13/10/2026This is an urban legend. The so-called “original” can’t be found in any source from the 1900s. In fact, the first cite someone found to the matters of taste variant was a person saying the customer is not always right specifically *because* they want ugly garbage and have no taste! 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 12/10/2026"Wow, that's a lot of house for very little money, and the previous owner installed a heat pump," I frequently say as I look at real estate listings for a town that is otherwise defined as "ah, I see that place that traumatized me is a vacant lot now, repeat sentiment 20 more times". 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 12/10/2026It’s adorable watching people try to respond with “I played a musical instrument” or “I did a bunch of math” after you dropped the thermonuclear weapon that is iO West. Take the zip, you fools. Take the zip and zap it. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 11/10/2026Okay, so I think I finally got the hang of Ballionaire. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 11/10/2026I can’t wait to hear about the adventures of your coaching inner circle, the Labyrinth (Original Movie Soundtrack). 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 07/10/2026New York Times voter panel members be like 010 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 06/10/2026Out of all the Simpsons references that predicted the future, “wars will be fought by small robots, and your job will be to build and maintain those robots” was not the one I’d pick first. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 06/10/2026Also, it’s not great to give your enemies the chance to say “No, it’s *my* job, and I’ll do it for free, and I’m happy to answer all your questions.” 1241 24
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 06/10/2026Quebec took “vote blue no matter who” as direct instructions, huh? 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 06/10/2026I liked the part where a bum turns into a mailbox. 000 0
Reposted by $15,000,000 Animatronic BirdCarson Bohdi @carsonbohdi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You know what day it is.. Nuit Blanche! And I am performing! Register before the show: www.eventbrite.ca/e/nuit-blanc... 001 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 03/10/2026If I had a simple way to make $2 million in one afternoon, personally, I’d do it instead of just talking about it. 060 6
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 03/10/2026Just great living in a city where Joe has a nonzero amount of influence over municipal politics. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 01/10/2026Well, Geddy Lee endorsed the worst viable candidate in the Toronto mayoral election, so while the mosquito and tick photoshop is funny I can’t say I completely oppose the real social media post. 140 4
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 29/09/2026And oh my god, my belief that the average Dropout fan would *not* cope well with a Taskmaster host who makes the show watchable has only been strengthened. 030 3
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 29/09/2026It sure is! At the time I thought Dropout would be the place that would do best by the show. It might still be, but only by default. Maybe nobody else would do it even 1% right. But I no longer think they’d even try to resist the urge to make it yet another in-house troupe product. 131 3
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 29/09/2026Lend me your ear and I’ll sing you a song: break into the vending machines 131 3
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 29/09/2026Counterpoint: my I INVENTED A NEW VARIANT OF THE HAROLD t-shirt raises lots of questions that should go straight to a two-season order. 110 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 29/09/2026This is exactly why I think the worst thing that could happen is Dropout getting the Taskmaster license. Oh wow, a chance to see the same fifteen people do an unusual thing based on incomplete instructions! 1130 13
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 27/09/2026It's official, I want to be your friend. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 27/09/2026Random D&D thought of the night: you could spin a lot of story out of the idea that Waterdeep is the Forgotten Realms' Toronto, complete with the whole "these arrogant pricks think they're the centre of the universe"/"oh my god we *wish* we were Montreal or Vancouver" perspective conflict. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 25/09/2026You will find that running out of cocaine does not even begin to show up on your list of problems. 020 2
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 23/09/2026This seems like it’d be the perfect opportunity to say “For example, (insert title) by (insert author) is exactly the type of book that should be on their shortlist. And yet.” But that’s me, being foolish. I’d just squander prime real estate in the national discourse, honestly. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 20/09/2026When you’re compiling a dossier of seven evil exes for your bandmate Scott Pilgrim 020 2
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 19/09/2026It’s kind of sad that I could produce a better attack, considering my location (different country), familiarity with local politics (none), and opinion on your positions (quite positive). At a minimum, mine would have the advantage of not just being *your campaign, but in yellow on brown*. 020 2
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 19/09/2026It’s a shame that the phrase “fiat currency” was already taken when the concept of “we want this to be money so it is money because we want it to be” came along. 000 0
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 18/09/2026If he also takes an interest in Chrono Trigger you could hand off your whole job to him, like Bil Keane did to Jeffy. 010 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 15/09/2026Ah yes, the famously apolitical General Public License. 020 2
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 13/09/2026“Wait, you’re *angry* I replied ‘thank you for your input, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’? Why, though? He’s obviously a great inspiration to you.” 101 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 12/09/2026You know what they say: go woke, get eaten by a ghost. 010 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 12/09/2026Because the girlfriend is also main girl and a playable character. 100 1
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 12/09/2026I’m at the phone repair shop. I’m at the trademark violation. I’m at the combination phone repair shop and trademark violation. 041 4
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 10/09/2026Oh boy, I can’t wait to learn what minority groups you’re going to demand the NDP and Liberals throw in a meat grinder to maybe have a 1% greater chance of winning in Willowdale. 0130 13
$15,000,000 Animatronic Bird @sirilyan.com · 09/09/2026@mimismartypants.bsky.social Just for information’s sake: what would be your reaction to “Art Gallery of Ontario exhibition of Melissa Auf der Maur’s tour photography”? 041 4
Reposted by $15,000,000 Animatronic Birdleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026everyone’s talking about the new bluesky list 😂 you know who else made lists 😬 that’s right santa claus! 🎅 were you naughty 😈 or nice 😊 also dylan klebold and eric harris ☠️ 355454 554
