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The Simple Barghest

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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 6h
>Square Enix >Extraction >PvPvE oh my god can SE please get the dinosaurs out of the office and make them actually look at what people are playing.
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And that's the cargo-trike stolen. Which in this fucken town means it's as good as gone because the cops are useless,both college kids and crackheads would sooner die than give up one of their own, and this useless-ass apartment doesn't have cameras for any building except their main office.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 11/09/2026
Sorry, after 5 years of Sony management beating their dicks in public screaming UNNNGHHH WE DON'T HAVE TO CARE IF YOU BUY IT OR NOT BECAUSE OF RENT NNNGHHH I am unsympathetic to their 'concerns'!
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
can't even remember where I found this, think it might be part of a larger video, but every time a fandom comes up with new fictional slurs it just. it keeps being proven real.
Its a caption meme, featuring the text "how white people feel after inventing a new fictional slur so they can microdose on the N-word." The picture is a snippet from Breaking Bad, with character Jessie feeling the euphoric effects of a drug high.
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So let me get this straight. I have a medical insurance provider that considers me a client due to outdated paperwork (which they won't fix); The original source of said healthcare insurance that can fix the aforementioned provider's paperwork records, but WON'T; And the current source of state-
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Despite all my rage I still can't effect any change.
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Holden Bloodfeast 
CEO (Xbox)

-Please god just let us shut down another game studio, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please just let me see unemployed game devs crying one last time 
- Respectable philanthropist
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You know, growing up it was all about "welfare queens" and "lazy slobs slumming it on unemployment and making hundreds of thousands just bouncing between jobs." But now that I dare try and apply for benefits to survive a job hunt, it's like I'm being forced into a humiliation parade by the OR gov.
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
>Got him in Midnight Suns >Got him in Marvel Rivals >Somehow got him into Tokkon >CAN'T GET HIS DAMN MOVIE MADE, AND NOW ARKANE'S ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK AT M$ good lord Blade is cursed and its got me malding.
A picture of Marvel Comics' Blade.
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm not a well-educated individual. Failed two different attempts at college. So maybe I'm just dumb. But is it just me, or is there something just weird about this time period's set of wealthy freaks? Even in the Gilded Age, billionaires wanted to be seen as philanthropic and "noble benefactors."
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
man. fuck job politics. fuck job interviews and ghost-job-openings and abusive employers. where's the gahddang quest board- where's the fucken adventurer's guild. Just post a task that needs doing. I go in, pick it, get the quest, finish it, turn it in, boom get paid.
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
why is self-promotion so cringe-inducing
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
aight fuck WordPress I'm just gonna learn html to make this fucken webficsite.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 25/03/2026
genuine lol at how many webtoons are explicitly about how you should never become important at work
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"Isn't that kind of a strawman? Surely no one *actually, literally believes* that Idea Guys are the only people who perform real labour"
Scan of George Salter's cover art for the 1957 first edition of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged".
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR /POL/ EXISTING
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
shamefully stolen from a poster on tumblr, because it's more true than anyone wants to think.
A screenshot of a tumblr post by user 'apricops.' The post reads: "Just be yourself and don't care about what other people think! Why would you care about what other people think about you? (DISCLAIMER: what other people think about you will determine every aspect of your support network, your ability to get housing and employment, the quality of your medical care, how you are treated by the legal system, and how likely people will be to sic the police on you for violating social norms.)
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I am so fucking tired of dog owners. "oh he's just friendly he just wants to say hello" He is trying to lunge over the counter and eat my face, but because you have the mental awareness of a sea cucumber your dog ownership means Sparkles here can run wild. And corporate doesn't care, because MONEY
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
THE YEAR'S JUST BARELY FUCKING STARTED ARE YOU SHITTING ME
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
MY CARD.
MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. 

AND STAY OUT!
I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY
SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK
ONTO ONE!!!
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 17/11/2025
with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
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Bumbles McFumbles [Jack] @bumblesmcfumbles.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 20/06/2025
Adi Shankar in 2015: The character of apu is a problematic stereotype and racially insensitive, in this essay I will... Adi Shankar in 2025:
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Was just thinking about how a lot of kids are growing up now with live service games as their "childhood games", and I wonder how many of those will simply not be playable in any form anymore once they reach adulthood
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 03/09/2025
this is nightmarish and should alarm you no matter what your opinions on pornography are
The anonymous game developer who is out £80,000 says it well, referring to PayPal's ability to withhold their funds: "We don't make anything illegal, but when almost every bank is collectively saying 'we don't do business with you if you make content X or Y,' then the content almost becomes functionally illegal."
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
reminder that MasterCard and VISA are very okay with processing payments for guns and bullets, just not a video game where two fictional people fuck.
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Chiiri | COMMS OPEN @chiiri.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!' You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
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The Advocate @advocate.com · 20/08/2025
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
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Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
They took the cracker AND the barrel.
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
All this AI shit makes me feel like there's an entire genre of people who resent having to think at all.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 01/08/2025
I get this makes me old but if a restaurant wants me to scan a QR code to see their menu I am simply leaving
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Moonshine Fox @moonshinefox.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I can describe an axe entering a human skull in great explicit detail and no one will blink twice at it. I provide a similar description, just as detailed, of a penis entering a vagina, and I get letters about it and people swearing off. To my mind this is kind of frustrating, it's madness. Ultimately, in the history of [the] world, penises entering vaginas have given a lot of people a lot of pleasure; axes entering skulls, well, not so much.

George R.R. Martin
Tags: sex, violence
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The Simple Barghest @simplebarghest.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
An image of Sisyphus pushing the boulder. On the boulder is the meme text: "The Fucking Dishes And The Fucking Laundry." The act of cleaning and maintaining both being depicted as a Sisyphean Task.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Artists posting their OCs like "look at this fucking thing. It's disgusting. I want to smash it with a rock. If you don't like and share I may actually cry."
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Jkapricorn 🌸🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷🌸 @jkapricorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 15/07/2025
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Tragic: that long-form porn AU fic featuring your favourite pairing has digressed into thousands of words of abstruse worldbuilding in order to properly contextualise and textually justify the author's unbelievably specific kink, and it's not good worldbuilding.
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Nell Gwyn @ne11gwyn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A meme format with a crowd looking excited at the caption "that long-form porn AU fic featuring your favourite pairing has digressed into thousands of words of abstruse worldbuilding in order to properly contextualise and textually justify the author's unbelievably specific kink" and disappointed at the caption "it's not good worldbuilding"
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WiserOdin @odin032402.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
we've known since the inception of trains that seeing the operating ratio is cognitohazardous and causes bad decision making because shareholders and dipshits will see the fees that cover the company as THEIR money rather than the money needed to run the enterprise
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 22/06/2025
This is a completely futile argument to have but I'll never not be annoyed how people completely misconstrued 'deconstruction' from 'something that understands and toys with story conventions in a way that requires deep understanding' into 'when someone epicly dunks on a genre I hate'
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 11/06/2025
Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.
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