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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Triscuit Salubrious @simorgh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have spent too long reading tomes of forbidden knowledge and now I am cursed to forever be a Linux user.
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 15/09/2026
been finding out that you can be yourself and it's really cool actually
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Triscuit Salubrious @simorgh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I watched Practical Magic 2 and I feel slightly unraveled at how much it feels like it came out 20 years ago.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok but "the future" they are promising is "we destroy your jobs and maybe build a dark god of genocide" so perhaps winning these people back is not the wisest electoral move
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Merrypaws @merrypaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Long story short, a queer-owned small business is in trouble because UPS decided to charge them tariffs in a lump sum. Any little bit helps them keep making their high quality, whimsical and size inclusive clothing. 🌈⬇️
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Annual reminder that today is not Labour Day, Labour Day is May 1st.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/04/2026
dogweapon on tumblr: "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"
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Triscuit Salubrious @simorgh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I often think about the fact that we have all the tools to construct paradise and we have trapped ourselves in hell.
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No’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ISTFG
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SCOOP: He was one of a handful of Democrats who joined Republicans in May to pass an anti-trans bill through the House. Last night, instead of listening to trans constituents at a meeting that I attended, Eugene Vindman got angry. It went downhill from there. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
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Virginia congressman's meeting with transgender Democrats erupts into profanity. Then he walked out
Constituents in King George County confronted Rep. Eugene Vindman over his vote for Republican-backed legislation affecting trans students, triggering a heated exchange.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah kids that's about all I've got for you at this point
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
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+ All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?
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Cherbox |Available for Work!💫 @cherboxishere.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You'll never guess what i played #isat #instarsandtime #siffrin #isatsiffrin
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I had my car broken into and laptop stolen in front of a police station in San Francisco and when I walked in to report the crime the officer on duty asked what I wanted him to do about it
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Zach Rust @zach-rust.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Godzilla by Mike Mignola
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A man says "before we fuck, please consult the consent puppet" Another man asks the puppet "do you consent to sexual relations?" The puppet crumples its mouth like nervous Kermit. It then exuberantly shouts YAAAAAA, opening its mouth wide.
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s funky rat Friday 🐀💚 [ #cuteart #traditionalart ]
Two mini canvas paintings of cute, stylized rats. They’re both shaped to fit perfectly within the square of the canvases, and they’re painted with only pink, green, and yellow. Some paint pens lay around them.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Finally someone is talking about this.
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𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Shin Godzilla シン・ゴジラ
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"It's not climate change, it's likely just someone not putting out a cigarette proper-" AND WHY IS ALL THE GRASS IN ENGLAND SO DRY THAT A COUPLE OF CARELESS CIGARETTE BUTTS COULD ENGULF THE NATION IN FLAME???
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Triscuit Salubrious @simorgh.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Growing older has many downsides, but the shared experience of bodily decay and my increasing depth of banal opinions gives me a lot more to make smalltalk about.
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pye 🍊 @pyeraptor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
remember what you fuel when you buy her IP you cannot fein ignorance when this is plastered all over the internet
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maya kern @mayakern.com · 10/07/2026
i own a small online clothing brand. twitter used to be our top referrer. still, with the rebrand to x & everything that ensued, we decided to stop using twitter. it’s been a struggle & sales have taken a hit, tho leaving twitter isn’t the only culprit. i would still make the same decision happily.
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Bona Books 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼 @bonabooks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
AI fraud nearly derailed our next anthology. Today we’re talking about what went down, the things we missed, and publishing the report we wish we’d had when it happened. Read all about it on our new blog, and download the full report:
bona-books.com
Honey, We Bought an AI Story — Bona Books
The Queer Torments of the AI-sphere
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⭐️CyberMark⭐️🔜Denfur @cybermarkarts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Do you guys remember “Slightly Damned” by @raizap.com? I do and got myself something I have wanted since I was around 12y/o.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Triscuit Salubrious @simorgh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh yeah, people do tags and stuff. Can you tell I don’t really post stuff? I prefer baking bread. #anthrocon #anthrocon2026 #ac26
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Triscuit Salubrious @simorgh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Having returned from a wonderful time at anthrocon I have remembered that social media exists and I have done nothing to make myself easier to find. Despite that I am once again on a thumbnail for the pittsburgh paper.
Triscuit Opposum and Rivals the Husky in the Anthrocon 2025 parade. I don’t know how to describe a fursuit. It is a big stuffed Opposum partial suit with plaid on the pink bits and I am carrying the super long tail and a little purple opposum backpack. My suit looks way better now, I assume someone has a photo somewhere but it has patterned stockings and I wear overalls now with an Ironmouse cardigan when there isn’t a heatwave going on. Still needs footpaws. This little musing is just between you and me. Love you.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 30/06/2026
If you are an anarchist, socialist, or even a moderate Democrat and you still have an account on X/Twitter—or have money invested in any of Elon Musk's companies—you are providing legitimacy and resources to a Sieg-Heiling white supremacist who is openly signaling that he intends to kill you.
A screenshot of a tweet Elon Musk reposted, reading
 
Count Luke Twombly von Jolly  @ltwombly93 - Jun 23 

«= People who are complaining that he spends the first half of the movie
murdering white people not migrants fail to understand that it’s hammering home an important premise.
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maya kern @mayakern.com · 22/06/2026
we are about 2/3 of the way to the sales amount we need to hit to make it thru this month, so if you or someone you know is interested in some comfortable, cute, ethically made clothing with large pockets, please consider looking at my store or sharing this with a friend! #store store.mayakern.com
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(DO NOT SPOIL ME ON WEIRD ROUTE) MilkyWay @curlysquare.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Calvin and Hobbes strip that says it quite well;
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
WOW 😲 This new Marvel Superheroes card goes right into my Unctus cEDH deck &- hey did you know that one of the key concerns raised by the organizing workers of Magic Arena is the company's insistence on expanding their use of "AI"? Go to @uwotc-official.bsky.social to find out more & support them!
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
breadeon
A digital painting of an umbreon. At the breakfast table, an umbreon is on top of the table. It must have quickly eaten only the middle of the loaf, because the crust is covering its head.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it’s so important that you make your friends listen to my podcast because i think i was supposed to record ads for it but that sounds hard so i’m gonna need you all to just grab somebody’s phone & subscribe them to the show
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I also think 'panic the AI is getting too smart' is part of the marketing for companies whose absurd valuations depend on this being hyper smart and hyper useful
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
if you continue to advertise that your product is so dangerous it must be stopped, WHILE CONTINUING TO RESEARCH AND RELEASE NEW VERSIONS of said product you cannot act surprised or angry when people physically attack you / your properties.
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Berensreverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What I want this Pride month #berensart2026
a black and white graphic image. A dog holding a pride flag in its mouth is in the center of a frame. texts reads "I want a world where pride month is not necessary"a black and white graphic image. It shows a dog with rainbow mouth, but the mouth were rended and erased until the rainbow is barely visible. texts reads "I want a world where we weren't hurted, erased. I als wish to dedicate this panel to older queers and activists who fight to keep us from being erased.a black and white graphic image. it shows a dog running joyfully with a rainbow heart. The texts read "I want to just be then know that that's enough"
I also wish to dedicate this panel to queer people who's just being here and being alive and being enough.a black and white graphic image. It shows a dog sitting in fronts of grave stones that gradually turns into rainbow stars. text reads "and I want to lose nobody else"
I also dedicate this panel to those who are with us no more.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The AI that runs the medication pre-authorization decisions for my BFF’s health insurance company just randomly decided the he didn’t need the medication anymore and the entire prescription was canceled and he had to spend an entire day on the phone trying to fix it.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 01/06/2026
anyways fuck cops and corps trying to control pride fuck terfs for trying to exclude trans ppl from pride and fuck puritans trying to erase kink from pride see yall at the marches 😊✨️🏳️‍🌈
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
rip her majesty the queen we miss you
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/06/2026
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.
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Chu 🔜 BLFC @raizap.com · 02/06/2026
Doctor already tried to appeal and it was denied because “they say they no longer cover gender dysphoria for some reason”. Tried to get it filled with another pharmacy, then the request mysteriously disappeared. Looking into GoodRx next. My skin is itchy. HAPPY PRIDE
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
we'll never see anything this cool ever again because they won't let you smoke in the capitol building anymore
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Yeah like you can figure out how to get grants for your machine learning bagel counting program or whatever the same way people doing research into trans healthcare currently have to figure out how to not say any word that sounds too gay Moreover, ICE must be estroyed
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