Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 6hNone of you were there for me, so I just ordered the Hofbrau Seasonal, which was delicious. 😾 000
Reposted by Simon Abrams, the BodysnatcherCraig J. Clark @hoodedjustice.bsky.social · 11hCoward's Corner for the faint of heart! 011
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 8hI’m trying this Jever Pilsner. I usually get some Hofbrau beer or another, but want to switch things up. 100
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 8hIf you have Oktoberfest beer recommendations, I would like to hear them. 100
Reposted by Simon Abrams, the BodysnatcherSteve CarlSon of Celluloid @lcosgrove.bsky.social · 9hTHOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO DIED, DIED THOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO DIED, DIED 031
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 10hThe Trolley Problem? Never heard of it. This is, uh, the Infinity Problem, yeah! 010
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 10hNo, they said they were ”major deaths“, so no preexisting conditions will be counted. 120
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 11h-Will you be Number six? Find out at the new Alamo Drafthouse, where the projectionist is also a sniper. 130
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 11hSix deaths per show. Will it be you? -Little Jimmy in the front row, who booked tickets late and now must die. -Tommy & Timmy on the aisle, since Tommy has a weak bladder and it blew up. -Janey and Johnny who got primo seats, but they're not theirs so uh we shot them in the face. 130
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 11hCan’t believe Kevin Feige is going to kill six people at every AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY screening. How do they decide? Will there be William Castle style gimmicks for each spectator‘s death? Bring back the Punishment Poll! 4190
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 13hI don't know, they don't pay me to review the prestige pictures. (I'll still likely see it; I am, after all, a PROFESSIONAL) 010
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 13hstatic.klipy.comBatman: Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb!ALT: Batman: Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb! 110
Reposted by Simon Abrams, the BodysnatcherCool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 15hGertie Goose / Commodore 64 / Reelax Games / 1985 1397
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 17hGuys, I'm starting to feel like DIGGER isn't really a musical. 140
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 17hTHE INFLUENCER PROJECT! No, bad, no! More @ebertvoices.bsky.social: www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-...rogerebert.comThe Influencer Project review: Another bland Internet Bad horror movieIt looks bland, doesn’t make much sense, and takes its time getting you to places you’ve been several times before. 021
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 02/10/202627) LUDA, by Grant Morrison. Morrison’s usual overheated creative genius is here in their debut novel, but flattened to a distracting extent. It sounds like their voice, alright, but laid on thicker than usual, as if to overcompensate for the change in medium. Stifling, if still mostly good. 001
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sometimes I’ll say things just to see if Jene can hear me, like, “Oh wow, Liam Neeson keeps peeing his pants” just now. (she couldn't hear me) 010
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"And cover me with kisses, baby! Cover me with love--for my country. Roll me in the stars and stripes: I'll never get enough," Hegseth added while breathing through his mouth, clearly misremembering that Blondie song 000
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Come for a brief history of Momotaro as a Japanese propaganda symbol turned Taiwanese pop culture icon, stay to hear me butcher the pronunciation of “Kuomintang.” 000
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Vinegar Syndrome will soon release a third installment of their MADE IN HONG KONG bluray box sets featuring the gonzo 1988 Taiwanese kids fantasy MAGIC OF SPELL. I recorded a new audio commentary, all about Momotaro in Taiwan. More details here: vinegarsyndrome.com/products/mad...vinegarsyndrome.comMade in Hong Kong: Volume 3While Hong Kong cinema and Taiwanese cinema often covered similar ground, they naturally remained distinct due to cultural differences and at certain times i... 121
Reposted by Simon Abrams, the BodysnatcherClay McLeod Chapman @claymcleod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026New trailer for THE RESTORATION AT GRAYSON MANOR just dropped… 1198
Reposted by Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcherpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There is nothing wrong with the video game industry that couldn’t be fixed by a AAA open world Burger Time game 2978472
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Uh, September 30th/October 1st? 016325
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh yeah, new Gilla Band. youtu.be/Qukks60Vwfs?...youtu.beGilla Band - PlaceholderYouTube video by Gilla Band 030
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026New September Faves: -Agitator -Badge 373 -Jinsei -Quick Draw Okatsu -Resident Evil (2026) HMs: Blue Heron; Dreams in Nightmares; Never After Dark; Night Nurse (2026); Remake (2025). 020
Reposted by Simon Abrams, the BodysnatcherAdam the K 🍜 @adamthek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026youtu.be/LhnJiYQg6gQ?...youtu.beJet Li’s Daughter Rates His Old OutfitsYouTube video by Jet Li 031
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here's a trailer. youtu.be/jYmqoOiXHdk?...youtu.be特立独行 Keep Real | Official Trailer | In Cinemas 9 July 2026YouTube video by Mega Films Distribution 100
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026KEEP REAL ends its week-long NYC run tomorrow, when it only plays once (and at noon). So I'm catching a mid-afternoon matinee today. 111
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Stg there is an older gentleman in this sumo tournament‘s audience that looks like he’s cosplaying as Milton Berle’s Batman villain, Louie the Lilac. 040
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What's a poster you had in your room growing up? It was a massive wall scroll and you could see it through my bedroom window from the sidewalk 040
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Put in more garlic than the recipe suggested, but next time I’ll add more garam Masala, which added a lot of flavor. 100
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Made a delicious keema palak tonight for dinner using a recent WaPo recipe. Spinach, ground chicken, plum tomatoes, garlic, ginger, garam masala, Serrano peppers (instead of Thai chiles), yellow onion, red chile powder, etc. Can recommend, though I expected it to be a little more curry like. 100
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(I also technically wrote about comics before I started writing about movies, with early bylines in the Comics Journal both at the end of high school and the start of undergrad. So that definitely informed my critical values, I guess) 000
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In the 90s, I absorbed so much talk about how the comics industry was at a creative & financial nadir that eventually, I realized, I didn't have to buy into every would-be mass-culture event. I struggled with that for years & still do, but mostly find that allowance to be liberating. 100
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/202690s nostalgia has officially come full circle (I only knew it had \ begun in earnest when comics nerds were not only praising "the Clone Saga", but also "Maximum Carnage", two crossover storylines that, even as a kid, I knew had a bad reputation and was /still/ let down by both somehow.) 100
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So I've heard! Just now! From you! 100
Reposted by Simon Abrams, the BodysnatcherTanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Many, many years ago, a group of us on a web forum convinced one of the other members that The Dark Knight was a musical. We were so convincing that she mentioned that fact to her brother. Stupid brother ruined the running gag. 241
Reposted by Simon Abrams, the BodysnatcherAvishai ✡️ Weinberger @avishaiw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whalefall feels like a musical 021
Reposted by Simon Abrams, the BodysnatcherBoo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 29/09/2026WERWULF? Probably not a musical but would definitely still watch. 131
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ooh, the number with "some graphic nudity" is gonna rule 010
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What if Godzilla's a musical?? I don't know, but others say they do! 230
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Boom, I like how you think, Adam. 010
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For all we know, they already have. <3static.klipy.comImagination SpongebobALT: Imagination Spongebob 100
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cristian Mungiu's Palme D'Or winning FJORD? Could be a musical. But also, reportedly not. 220
Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Now that we know DIGGER isn't a musical, I feel like we can quickly go down a list of anticipated fall releases and first speculate and then dismiss rumors that they're a musical. For example. The new Lee Chang-dong picture? Could be a musical. But supposedly isn't. Boom, onward. 340