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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher

@simonsaybrams.bsky.social
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Film Critic at Roger Ebert dot com, New York Times, New Yorker, Hollywood Reporter, Village Voice, The Wrap, Vanity Fair, and so on. Author of THE NORTHMAN: A CALL TO THE GODS (Insight Editions). Alt weekly kid. Let the monkey drive.

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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 6h
None of you were there for me, so I just ordered the Hofbrau Seasonal, which was delicious. 😾
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Craig J. Clark @hoodedjustice.bsky.social · 11h
Coward's Corner for the faint of heart!
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 8h
I’m trying this Jever Pilsner. I usually get some Hofbrau beer or another, but want to switch things up.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 8h
If you have Oktoberfest beer recommendations, I would like to hear them.
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Steve CarlSon of Celluloid @lcosgrove.bsky.social · 9h
THOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO DIED, DIED THOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO DIED, DIED
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 10h
The Trolley Problem? Never heard of it. This is, uh, the Infinity Problem, yeah!
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 10h
No, they said they were ”major deaths“, so no preexisting conditions will be counted.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 11h
-Will you be Number six? Find out at the new Alamo Drafthouse, where the projectionist is also a sniper.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 11h
Six deaths per show. Will it be you? -Little Jimmy in the front row, who booked tickets late and now must die. -Tommy & Timmy on the aisle, since Tommy has a weak bladder and it blew up. -Janey and Johnny who got primo seats, but they're not theirs so uh we shot them in the face.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 11h
Can’t believe Kevin Feige is going to kill six people at every AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY screening. How do they decide? Will there be William Castle style gimmicks for each spectator‘s death? Bring back the Punishment Poll!
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 12h
Alright, calm down.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 13h
I don't know, they don't pay me to review the prestige pictures. (I'll still likely see it; I am, after all, a PROFESSIONAL)
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 13h
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Batman: Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb!
ALT: Batman: Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb!
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Cool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 15h
Gertie Goose / Commodore 64 / Reelax Games / 1985
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 17h
Guys, I'm starting to feel like DIGGER isn't really a musical.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 17h
THE INFLUENCER PROJECT! No, bad, no! More @ebertvoices.bsky.social: www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-...
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The Influencer Project review: Another bland Internet Bad horror movie
It looks bland, doesn’t make much sense, and takes its time getting you to places you’ve been several times before.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
27) LUDA, by Grant Morrison. Morrison’s usual overheated creative genius is here in their debut novel, but flattened to a distracting extent. It sounds like their voice, alright, but laid on thicker than usual, as if to overcompensate for the change in medium. Stifling, if still mostly good.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes I’ll say things just to see if Jene can hear me, like, “Oh wow, Liam Neeson keeps peeing his pants” just now. (she couldn't hear me)
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"And cover me with kisses, baby! Cover me with love--for my country. Roll me in the stars and stripes: I'll never get enough," Hegseth added while breathing through his mouth, clearly misremembering that Blondie song
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come for a brief history of Momotaro as a Japanese propaganda symbol turned Taiwanese pop culture icon, stay to hear me butcher the pronunciation of “Kuomintang.”
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vinegar Syndrome will soon release a third installment of their MADE IN HONG KONG bluray box sets featuring the gonzo 1988 Taiwanese kids fantasy MAGIC OF SPELL. I recorded a new audio commentary, all about Momotaro in Taiwan. More details here: vinegarsyndrome.com/products/mad...
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Made in Hong Kong: Volume 3
While Hong Kong cinema and Taiwanese cinema often covered similar ground, they naturally remained distinct due to cultural differences and at certain times i...
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Clay McLeod Chapman @claymcleod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New trailer for THE RESTORATION AT GRAYSON MANOR just dropped…
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is nothing wrong with the video game industry that couldn’t be fixed by a AAA open world Burger Time game
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uh, September 30th/October 1st?
A tortoiseshell cat poses with its mouth open in a little upside semi-circle beside its portrait, with a similar expression on its face, but also wearing a Dracula costume, with the cloak and a a little red bib and so on. Memesters have named this cat Count Chonkula because him not svelte. Any excuse to post Count Chonkula content is a good one.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh yeah, new Gilla Band. youtu.be/Qukks60Vwfs?...
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Gilla Band - Placeholder
YouTube video by Gilla Band
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New September Faves: -Agitator -Badge 373 -Jinsei -Quick Draw Okatsu -Resident Evil (2026) HMs: Blue Heron; Dreams in Nightmares; Never After Dark; Night Nurse (2026); Remake (2025).
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And here I am.
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Adam the K 🍜 @adamthek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jet Li’s Daughter Rates His Old Outfits
YouTube video by Jet Li
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's a trailer. youtu.be/jYmqoOiXHdk?...
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特立独行 Keep Real | Official Trailer | In Cinemas 9 July 2026
YouTube video by Mega Films Distribution
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
KEEP REAL ends its week-long NYC run tomorrow, when it only plays once (and at noon). So I'm catching a mid-afternoon matinee today.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stg there is an older gentleman in this sumo tournament‘s audience that looks like he’s cosplaying as Milton Berle’s Batman villain, Louie the Lilac.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What's a poster you had in your room growing up? It was a massive wall scroll and you could see it through my bedroom window from the sidewalk
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Put in more garlic than the recipe suggested, but next time I’ll add more garam Masala, which added a lot of flavor.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made a delicious keema palak tonight for dinner using a recent WaPo recipe. Spinach, ground chicken, plum tomatoes, garlic, ginger, garam masala, Serrano peppers (instead of Thai chiles), yellow onion, red chile powder, etc. Can recommend, though I expected it to be a little more curry like.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, YES, NO, NOOOOOOOOOO
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(I also technically wrote about comics before I started writing about movies, with early bylines in the Comics Journal both at the end of high school and the start of undergrad. So that definitely informed my critical values, I guess)
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the 90s, I absorbed so much talk about how the comics industry was at a creative & financial nadir that eventually, I realized, I didn't have to buy into every would-be mass-culture event. I struggled with that for years & still do, but mostly find that allowance to be liberating.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
90s nostalgia has officially come full circle (I only knew it had \ begun in earnest when comics nerds were not only praising "the Clone Saga", but also "Maximum Carnage", two crossover storylines that, even as a kid, I knew had a bad reputation and was /still/ let down by both somehow.)
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So I've heard! Just now! From you!
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ugh, the worst!
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Many, many years ago, a group of us on a web forum convinced one of the other members that The Dark Knight was a musical. We were so convincing that she mentioned that fact to her brother. Stupid brother ruined the running gag.
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Avishai ✡️ Weinberger @avishaiw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whalefall feels like a musical
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It could happen!
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 29/09/2026
WERWULF? Probably not a musical but would definitely still watch.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ooh, the number with "some graphic nudity" is gonna rule
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if Godzilla's a musical?? I don't know, but others say they do!
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boom, I like how you think, Adam.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For all we know, they already have. <3
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Imagination Spongebob
ALT: Imagination Spongebob
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cristian Mungiu's Palme D'Or winning FJORD? Could be a musical. But also, reportedly not.
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Simon Abrams, the Bodysnatcher @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now that we know DIGGER isn't a musical, I feel like we can quickly go down a list of anticipated fall releases and first speculate and then dismiss rumors that they're a musical. For example. The new Lee Chang-dong picture? Could be a musical. But supposedly isn't. Boom, onward.
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